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  1. I'm pretty sure I just stumbled across a wiki for a show that doesn't exist:

     

    https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Ecce_homo_qui_est_faba

    1. Gyokuyoutama
    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I mean, it's no Saki Sanobashi, but it's certainly something

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You clearly haven't seen the Weegee Wiki if you think this is surprising. Besides, cringers in every game OST video on Youtube always comment about how the song is used in their imaginary game, and cringers on Deviantart make up their own cartoons or whatever all the time.

  2. When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I really wish I had the joke image talking about how modern math is bullshit done by frauds,  showing pictures of 3d graphs and saying "try going to a store and asking for image.png.4680f6a45fc220c2dff691892a26fae9.png apples" and saying the only math you need is the type that is conducted on your fingers

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Do you honestly believe there can be infinite numbers? Obviously the feds are keeping the biggest number for themselves.

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

  3. What are birds?

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      We just don't know.

    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Tiny dinosaurs.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
  4. Why does my profile banner never cease to be relevant.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean there's a good chance I'm older than you so I should be spreading doom to you.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Probably, but we're all old men here... the exact numbers matter not.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      If I ever find out the foxwife summoning ritual I'll def let you know

  5. This was the official website for Galaxy Quest:

     

    https://web.archive.org/web/20000816151056/http://www.galaxyquest.com/galaxyquest/index.html

     

    Sadly the site is no longer active.

  6. when is your AMA thread going up

     

    is there any merit to unbrushed tails

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If there were no unbrushed tails then there could be no tail brushing.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Why did you curse my youtube recommendations to be full of vtubers forever?

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Honestly vtubers are getting popular enough now that it probably would have ended up that way regardless of my actions.

  7. It's been two years.

     

    But they still glow in the dark.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The little glow in the dark dinosaurs I had on my wall don't glow anymore :(

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That means that you have fully absorbed their radioactive power.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I had stars and dinosaurs on the wall as a kid. I don't think they ever stopped glowing, they just lost their adhesion.

  8. RIP Erin's challenge.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I guess the videos are back up but the quizzes and such were in flash format and seem to have been lost to the aether.

  9. The gun is good.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      dick = unity
      so unity = evil??

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The gun shoots death.

       

      The penis shoots seeds.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      It's like poetry, sort of, they rhyme. 

  10. 変じゃない?

    No! Haachama~!

  11. My Little Goat is not associated with Hasbro or the My Little Pony franchise.

  12. Finally figured out why the current Shadowverse meta pisses me off:

     

    -Efficient damage spells: cap out at 4 damage.

     

    -Current broken creatures: Have defenses starting at 5.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      What is this, mtg after Lightning Bolt rotated out of standard?!

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Basically, except this is in the equivalent of vintage.

       

      They've just never printed an efficient removal spell that does more than 4 damage (except for Wind Blast I guess, but that needs to be boosted to do that meaning it isn't reliable early game).

       

      The problem is that they've been printing more and more tough to deal with followers that have 5 defense on evolve (and often some way to interfere with follower to follower combat).

       

      The game really needs a 5 cost spell that deals 6 damage to all followers.

  13. Had someone e-mail me several times over the course of the week saying I had sent him the wrong file.  At first I assumed I did and resent it.  But then he said that I sent him the wrong file again. 

     

    I double and triple checked, and it was the right file and so I sent a long e-mail explaining to him what the purpose of the file was and how I know he has the right file.  He responds almost immediately "No, it's the wrong file again!" 

     

    Then a few minutes later he sends an e-mail saying "Nevermind, it's the right file.  I didn't read it before so I didn't realize it had the right information."

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      At least he finally got it. I'd never admit that mistake because I'm an asshole.

  14. The first rule of card games: If you tech out your deck to counter a popular deck, you will never see that deck ever again in your life.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Fish is a pretty fun deck.

    3. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      "Aw yeah! I'm running all of these cool cards that aren't great but are thematic"

       

      "Why am I losing all of these duels? I guess I should side out these fun cards for negates"

       

      every time

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      There have been several times where I've set out to make a deck that breaks a certain card, and then after a lot of testing and revisions I end up with a really effective deck.... that doesn't include the card I set out to break.

  15. Excerpt from recent e-mail from the dean:

     

    "When making online versions of courses, please make sure that they are accessible to all students.  Keep in mind that not all students have the same level of technology.  Some students might not have smart phones, and some might not even have access to computers or internet connections.  Nevertheless, your course should be accessible by all of these students."

     

    So apparently the new online course must be usable by people who are not online???

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Inb4 "go to your local public library"

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      They should just fax the lecture notes to everyone, just to be safe.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I mean, it's pretty obvious to me that he means you use the PS3's web browser via McDonald's wifi.

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