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  1. Isn't "early retirement" basically the same as "coming late to the NEET party"?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Technically, yes. But I think NEET has acquired a meaning beyond its literal definition, and that excludes people who've worked for long enough to retire early. They are NEET skinwalkers.

  2. Today marks three years.  Doesn't seem that long ago.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Another three years soon...

  3. Is a dragon a reptile, or is it really a bird?

     

    Now hear me out: I'm not just saying that because they fly.  A dragon is basically a dinosaur, and dinosaurs are supposedly more closely related to birds, right?  So wouldn't that make a dragon a bird, technically?

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Weeaboo counter argument: Japanese word for Dinosaur is 恐竜 meaning "scary dragon."  Ergo dinosaurs are dragons and thus dragons are dinosaurs.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think we can conclude that Eastern dragons are dinosaurs (birds), while Western dragons are the result of pterosaurs interbreeding with serpents (reptiles).

       

      Let's just ignore the fact that Eastern dragons tend to look way more serpent-like than Western ones.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Apparently modern definitions class birds as reptiles, so... moot point.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want you guys to know, if I'm ever found dead in my apartment and it's ruled as a suicide, it was probably a setup by the people who hate Candlejack memes. They've been after me ever since I

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Candlejack isn't even fucking re

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      oh i got a better one
      i have details that will lead to the arrest of hillar

  4. dR6NAxE.png

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Very cool-looking

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's chess.bmp from Windows 3.11 btw.

  5. Just accidentally deleted a book I've been writing for three months.

     

    Never been more glad in my life that I've backed something up.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I hate most new software features, but Word autorecovering documents is nice.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Microsoft Word loves to give me that little red dotted line with a suggestion for "conciseness." Can't they see I'm trying to pad my wordcount here?

  6. Sometimes when I see someone on another site post with a Ran or Erwin avatar I momentarily think I posted something and forgot.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      They're your clones that escaped the facility and are loose.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The only solution is to draw your own avatars

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Can't draw, but can force AIs to interpolate drawings for me.

       

      Original avatar, do not steal.

  7. Error codes I have seen by simply repeatedly refreshing the main steam store page:

     

    1

    7

    105

    108

    118

    No error code but nothing loads but a black page

     

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      This is the world we live in.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "You are not logged on"

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm glad it's not just me. I swear they just randomly throw them out for fun

       

      Remember when there was a glitch that gave you a random account's account page instead of your own? classic

  8. I just now realized that "Joanna Dark" is a play on "Jeanne D'Arc".

     

    Only just over 20 years after Perfect Dark was released.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      How do you know it is?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      1.) It's so dead on the nose when you see it it really couldn't be an accident.

       

      2.) After digging I found this interview where it is confirmed that it was intentional.

  9. And now, upon retrospect, I ask why

    1. Raison d'être
    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Why ask why? Try Bud Dry."

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Fuck that shit.  PABST BLUE RIBBON!

  10. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh I get it, the machine is a metaphor for capitalism or something. Makes ya think.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      return to monke

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Damn, that's vore, snuff, guro, AND bloodplay all at once? Fucking degenerate

  11. I'm pretty sure I just stumbled across a wiki for a show that doesn't exist:

     

    https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Ecce_homo_qui_est_faba

    1. Gyokuyoutama
    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I mean, it's no Saki Sanobashi, but it's certainly something

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You clearly haven't seen the Weegee Wiki if you think this is surprising. Besides, cringers in every game OST video on Youtube always comment about how the song is used in their imaginary game, and cringers on Deviantart make up their own cartoons or whatever all the time.

  12. When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Do you honestly believe there can be infinite numbers? Obviously the feds are keeping the biggest number for themselves.

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I have a space alien.

  13. Why does my profile banner never cease to be relevant.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean there's a good chance I'm older than you so I should be spreading doom to you.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Probably, but we're all old men here... the exact numbers matter not.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      If I ever find out the foxwife summoning ritual I'll def let you know

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