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About Gyokuyoutama

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  • Birthday 11/15/1891

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  1. Just accidentally deleted a book I've been writing for three months.

     

    Never been more glad in my life that I've backed something up.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I hate most new software features, but Word autorecovering documents is nice.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Microsoft Word loves to give me that little red dotted line with a suggestion for "conciseness." Can't they see I'm trying to pad my wordcount here?

  2. Sometimes when I see someone on another site post with a Ran or Erwin avatar I momentarily think I posted something and forgot.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      They're your clones that escaped the facility and are loose.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The only solution is to draw your own avatars

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Can't draw, but can force AIs to interpolate drawings for me.

       

      Original avatar, do not steal.

  3. Error codes I have seen by simply repeatedly refreshing the main steam store page:

     

    1

    7

    105

    108

    118

    No error code but nothing loads but a black page

     

    1. Expresate

      Expresate

      This is the world we live in.

    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "You are not logged on"

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I'm glad it's not just me. I swear they just randomly throw them out for fun

       

      Remember when there was a glitch that gave you a random account's account page instead of your own? classic

  4. I just now realized that "Joanna Dark" is a play on "Jeanne D'Arc".

     

    Only just over 20 years after Perfect Dark was released.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      How do you know it is?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      1.) It's so dead on the nose when you see it it really couldn't be an accident.

       

      2.) After digging I found this interview where it is confirmed that it was intentional.

  5. And now, upon retrospect, I ask why

    1. Raison d'être
    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      "Why ask why? Try Bud Dry."

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Fuck that shit.  PABST BLUE RIBBON!

  6. We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death.

    1. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Oh I get it, the machine is a metaphor for capitalism or something. Makes ya think.

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      return to monke

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Damn, that's vore, snuff, guro, AND bloodplay all at once? Fucking degenerate

  7. I'm pretty sure I just stumbled across a wiki for a show that doesn't exist:

     

    https://theworldoftony.fandom.com/wiki/Ecce_homo_qui_est_faba

    1. Gyokuyoutama
    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I mean, it's no Saki Sanobashi, but it's certainly something

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      You clearly haven't seen the Weegee Wiki if you think this is surprising. Besides, cringers in every game OST video on Youtube always comment about how the song is used in their imaginary game, and cringers on Deviantart make up their own cartoons or whatever all the time.

  8. When I go to get a random number, how can I be sure that the CIA didn't replace it to trick me?

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Do you honestly believe there can be infinite numbers? Obviously the feds are keeping the biggest number for themselves.

    3. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      numbers are a jewish ponzi scheme to keep the simple man from passing education readily

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I have a space alien.

  9. Why does my profile banner never cease to be relevant.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I mean there's a good chance I'm older than you so I should be spreading doom to you.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Probably, but we're all old men here... the exact numbers matter not.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      If I ever find out the foxwife summoning ritual I'll def let you know

  10. This was the official website for Galaxy Quest:

     

    https://web.archive.org/web/20000816151056/http://www.galaxyquest.com/galaxyquest/index.html

     

    Sadly the site is no longer active.

  11. when is your AMA thread going up

     

    is there any merit to unbrushed tails

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If there were no unbrushed tails then there could be no tail brushing.

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Why did you curse my youtube recommendations to be full of vtubers forever?

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Honestly vtubers are getting popular enough now that it probably would have ended up that way regardless of my actions.

  12. It's been two years.

     

    But they still glow in the dark.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      The little glow in the dark dinosaurs I had on my wall don't glow anymore :(

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      That means that you have fully absorbed their radioactive power.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I had stars and dinosaurs on the wall as a kid. I don't think they ever stopped glowing, they just lost their adhesion.

  13. RIP Erin's challenge.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I guess the videos are back up but the quizzes and such were in flash format and seem to have been lost to the aether.

  14. The gun is good.

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    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      dick = unity
      so unity = evil??

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      The gun shoots death.

       

      The penis shoots seeds.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      It's like poetry, sort of, they rhyme. 

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