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  1. One word: Pyrokinesis.  How would you like to have that super power? I mean, you could play around in the Himalayas for hours and be perfectly fine!

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    2. General DeGroot
    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      It's nowhere near the top of my list of superpowers but I'd never turn one down lol.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Since my flames create heat without burning any fuel, I'd be a clean unlimited energy source! I could save the world!

       

      And then big oil would probably try to assassinate me, thus starting my villain arc. Sure would be a shame if all their tankers combusted at once...

  2. Every time I get dragged into a real life political conversation I have to cut myself off just before I start using various phrases favored by Terry Davis.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Just use them anyway, the conversation will be cut off immediately

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      It's probably okay to slip in "I like elephants and God likes elephants."

  3. Somedays I feel like changing my research focus to Geometric Function Theory, with a specialization in boundary values of continuous functions.

     

    If you catch my drift.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Try "Boundary Functions and Sets of Curvilinear Convergence for Continuous Functions."

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Ah, I was more familiar with his other works, thanks

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Are you coming on to me?

  4. Played some TF2 for old times sake.

     

    Got some guy to key on me to the exclusion of all other players or goals by saying that gardevoir is a pleb tier pokemon.

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      La la la la

      La la la la

      Oh welcome to za Japari Park (Japari Park!)

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Did you educate him on the superiority of Vaporeon?

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      >the superiority of Vaporeon
      Oh, no.

  5. In isolation DeepL will translate メスガキ as "female brat."

     

    But in the context of longer phrases I've seen it translate it to "little bitch," "meth head," "meshuggah" and in one particularly bizarre instance "anonymous scholarship system for orphans whose parents have been killed in traffic accidents."

     

    Have yet to see it use Pixiv's gloss of "sassy loli" though.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      anonymous scholarship system for orphans whose parents have been killed in traffic accidents  :anger: :anger: :anger:

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      "what's that oji-san? djent isn't real metal? go back to your retirement home wwwww"

       

      The image set practically draws itself

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      While investigating this topic I discovered that the "gaki" is apparently written as 餓鬼, i.e. starving demon.  This in turn relates to the "hungry ghosts" or pretas in the six realms of the Buddhist cosmology, which are reincarnations of those with too much gluttonous karma.  It's kind of bizarre that that's the default term for "brat" though I guess historically it developed to specifically refer to a spoiled brat, i.e. one who is so gluttonous as to become a preta in the next life.

  6. MFW I switch my avatar to a furry to try to derail a conversation into further complaints about furries while claiming to want to get it back on track but it doesn't work because I'm posting on a website where everyone is too familiar with my shenanigans.

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      I knew it was a 2hoo just because of the hat, so I just thought it was just a regular avatar change.

    3. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I legitimately just did not register the hat being ran's hat. Somehow. 

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Animal women are hot and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

  7. The five words that stop a bureaucracy in its tracks:


    "Is that the official policy?"

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Interesting. Is that the official policy at your organization?

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      My official policy is: Kill all sons of bitches.

    4. Raison d'être
  8. And you don't seem to understand

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    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      will turn to whisper in your ear

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      And you know what they say might hurt you

    4. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      And you know that it means so much

  9. It's Tuesday night.

    I've got a can of Dr. Pepper in one hand and my flip phone in the other.

    Chicken tendies warming in a microwave I got from a junkyard.

    I'm set to tuturu.

  10. Is it normal for there to be a guy handing out full crates of cookies for free when you leave the grocery store?

     

    And hypothetically speaking if I were to accept such a crate of free cookies, should I be worried about getting poisoned?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      No, and yes. But free cookies are worth it.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I get free cookies all the time just visiting web sites so I dunno they're not so valuable they can't be given out for free. Just don't get a virus from them

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      It's the holiday season!

      ...For some reason.

  11. It's really weird seeing people call him 2ManySnacks.  He'll always be 2Snacks.

     

    What's next, people start talking about that hot new video creator, Cyber's Hell?

    1. Moby

      Moby

      Its a bizarre case where a creator's alt/scraps channel becomes more popular than his main one.

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      fuck you SEGA

  12. Isn't "early retirement" basically the same as "coming late to the NEET party"?

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Technically, yes. But I think NEET has acquired a meaning beyond its literal definition, and that excludes people who've worked for long enough to retire early. They are NEET skinwalkers.

  13. Today marks three years.  Doesn't seem that long ago.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Another three years soon...

  14. Is a dragon a reptile, or is it really a bird?

     

    Now hear me out: I'm not just saying that because they fly.  A dragon is basically a dinosaur, and dinosaurs are supposedly more closely related to birds, right?  So wouldn't that make a dragon a bird, technically?

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Weeaboo counter argument: Japanese word for Dinosaur is 恐竜 meaning "scary dragon."  Ergo dinosaurs are dragons and thus dragons are dinosaurs.

    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I think we can conclude that Eastern dragons are dinosaurs (birds), while Western dragons are the result of pterosaurs interbreeding with serpents (reptiles).

       

      Let's just ignore the fact that Eastern dragons tend to look way more serpent-like than Western ones.

    4. Expresate

      Expresate

      Apparently modern definitions class birds as reptiles, so... moot point.

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    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I want you guys to know, if I'm ever found dead in my apartment and it's ruled as a suicide, it was probably a setup by the people who hate Candlejack memes. They've been after me ever since I

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Candlejack isn't even fucking re

    4. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      oh i got a better one
      i have details that will lead to the arrest of hillar

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