Sir Slick

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shaq-fu-a-legend-reborn So yeah, it's becoming a thing.

I use chrome but I don't give two fucks, they are fine as long as they work/

Alright, so I just got an absolutely amazing video game idea, okay? Trouble is, I can't code for shit. I can't do art for shit. I can't do dialogue too well. Long story short, I can make ideas and puns. So, here's the plot for the game. Bill Gates has decided to quit as the head of Microsoft; as his last act as head, he decides the next head of the company will be decided... by a fighting tournament of anyone who enters. Unfortunately, something wrong happened in the space time continuum and fictional billionaires are coming to life, trying to stake a claim for the company. The greatness of the game doesn't come from the storyline; it comes from the humour. Barack Obama fighting Mr. Monopoly is not only priceless humour, but fun. There are two modes, Story and Arcade. In Story Mode, you participate in the tournament to take the head of the company, defeating billionaires along the way. The two stock characters and American President Barack Obama, the fast but damaging class, and Australian Mining Magnate Clive Palmer, a slower class that can tank many hits. As you progress through the story, each billionaire you defeat becomes a playable character for the next playthrough, as well as becoming playable in Arcade. If you pick Obama to start with, you fight Palmer somewhere in the story. The same goes vice versa. If you pick an unlockable character, you get to fight them both. Note: Clive Palmer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_Palmer) is a businessman, politician, and a guy who wants to build another Titanic, built a Jurassic Park style dinosaur theme park and also claimed that Rupert Murdoch's wife is a Chinese spy, and that Greenpeace is funded by the CIA. In Arcade Mode, it's just plain fighting. Fight your relatives! Fight your friends! Fight the relatives of your friends! You start with Obama and Palmer, but unlock more billionaires as time passes through the story. People signed up for the team: -currently empty- CHARACTERS Each character has stats (HP, attack, defense, special attack, special defense, speed, all out of five) that determine their battle effectiveness. If they get enough hits in, they can also use a special "ultimate" attack that deals lots of damage. ACHIEVEMENTS So, anyone want in on this? For the record, I'd do it myself, but computers.

have you heard the story of my quick claw regice? the talonflame never saw it coming

Is the underlined stuff the stuff you changed?

probably the correct answer

What do you call someone giving a blowjob to the vampire from Sesame Street?

Oh, all my favourite game devices!

What do y'all think is the most overrated (take your pick of the reason, battle wise, looks wise, whatever) Pokemon?

Meanwhile, Valve greenlights free flash games. -snip- Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08 for Nintendo DS -snip- oh fuck what ever will i do

I wonder what playing devices it'll be on

Sasquatch: We fuck shit up, usually in a city. You killed Bumble Brutus, and now I must kill you. This is my army. This is my war. I am CECIL THE SASQUATCH. Lez: *laugh* Sasquatch: What? Lez: Nothing. Cute name. Sasquatch: Well what's yours? Lez: Leslie. Sasquatch: Leslie? *laughs* That's so much gayer than Cecil *laughs* Lez: *punches Cecil in the face, knocking him over* Leslie is a sick cunt name *spits on Cecil* Note sick cunt is a compliment in Aus.

Randomized Pokemon?

If I were an aimbot Sniper I would program myself to go "Headshot, Headshot, bodyshot, Headshot, miss"

I've had it for two years and haven't seen a hacker.

Yeah, it reached the goal. I am seriously considering getting it.

Fancy dancy techno language 2hard

Open a can of Shaq Fu on this motherfucker

Groudon got absolutely shafted type-wise in comparison to Kyogre. Adding to this, he can't get any STAB against Rayquaza.

I can only snipe well if I keep playing without week long or month long breaks (not playing 24/7 though obviously), if breaks or hiatuses happen then my sniping becomes shit