TheOnlyGuyEver

Names like Tony Pepperoni and Tony Ravioli?

Direct Hit for killing Heavy easily and Conch for self-sustainability since no Medics or Engies are with you.

Who you calling little, man?

Get your fucking existential crisis out of here.

That's still a rework to how it functions, not a buff.

I like it for the novelty. EDIT: And the DDS is getting reworked, not buffed. Its old stats have been completely wiped and replaced, like the Panic Attack.

What the fuck was that

Spiderman's a dick though.

None. Like I said I watched Wolverine.

Isn't this what happened to Wolverine? I've seen the movie, I ain't buyin' this shit. And why are there 5 things?

They tried to do what we told them to do. People wanted Quickplay gone for years and wanted Matchmaking like most modern games. You can only ask so much from a small group of people.

I don't think the TFTeam has been procrastinating or focusing on other projects at all. Maybe greater Valve, but not the TF2 devs. We need to stop lumping the two entities together, even with one working under the conditions of the other. There being only 2 major updates a year is Valve's fault for their outdated business policies. The quality of those updates is more the fault of the TFTeam itself (though still strangled by the lack of staffing). The team is functionally only 4 people working under a company which doesn't like communication and doesn't like hiring new people, and is facing a community that has really high expectations for this update after what happened with MyM. We don't know what caused them to merge the Jungle Update and Pyro Update, but I don't blame them for wanting to make this one big, if that was the cause. MyM was arguably a null update aside from balance changes and the team has a lot to make up for that, and I think they really do want this update to be good, judging by the fact that they're apparently prioritizing it being a good update over it being an on-time update.

I think we have all the right to complain about shitty updates. But at the same time I don't blame the TFTeam for banking a lot on this update. It quite sounds like the biggest update we've ever seen, they've been working on it for over a year, and after MyM, stakes are high. We've heard many times in the past year from big names in the TF2 community that the team actually does care about the game and wants to see it grow, but Valve's own shitty outdated 2-decade-old philosophy and structure really impedes that and if the TFTeam doesn't reach a money quota then Valve is gonna fucking cut support for the game.

Tyler McVicker did a Pyro/Jungle Update Q&A last night and told us pretty much everything he knows. I highly recommend watching it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwE24rLJQzA Or if you don't want to you can just read this Reddit post that explains everything: https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/6lyt7u/analysing_main_points_of_vnns_livestream_the_devs/

Not the Persuader? That thing got completely eviscerated.

Fort Lauderdale's nice, we have family there. Having a house on the water obviously makes fishing easier too.

My man!

One time we almost blew up a car with a mortar firework cause the tube that you put the mortar in broke (fucking mortar firework broke the mortar firework tube) so I hammered a PVC pipe into the ground and used that but the mortar didn't take off from it and just blew up on the ground.

Blast Defender, Juggernaut Jacket, and Shin Shredders for maximum bulkiness.

That's the only way we've ever cooked fish. But the shark still tastes like piss. We've tried cooking it all sorts of other ways other than the traditional batter and fry and nothing works. That piss is ingrained in the shark.

I want that dream. Last night I dreamt I was bowling with my friends on a water bed. My friends suck at water bed dream bowling.

What the fuck? Anyways, anybody know of a fullproof way to make shark not taste like piss? Cause I don't think there is one. My dad and I have tried for almost 10 years and no matter what the shark has always tasted a little like urine cause they urinate through their skin. Because when you catch a shark and bring it out of the water, obviously it's gonna be scared as fuck, so it's gonna piss itself. Even if you bleed that fucker immediately on deck when you catch it and flay extra meat off and throw a pound of salt on it, it will still taste like piss.