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  1. All I ask for is a mouse that doesn't start double clicking in under 2 years but noooo I'm just not good enough for that it seems like

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    2. Moby

      Moby

      Mine is also a Logitech, G203.

      All three broke. Two started to double/multiclick. One broke when the cable just stopped working.

      I swapped the cable from one of these broken ones to this and it worked fine... for a month, then it started to multiclick.

    3. Rynjin

      Rynjin

      Guess I'm just built different

    4. TheOnlyGuyEver
  2. hap nu yer

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    2. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Place your bets!

       

      Who will fail their New Year's Resolutions first? Who will fail last? Will anyone manage to fulfill at least one?

       

      Stay tuned!

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Can't fail any resolutions if you don't make any.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I fulfilled my new years resolution last year and I don't intend on failing mine this year either

  3. Going on 3 days now, been sick with some nasty fever or other. I was hoping it'd be good by now but it honestly feels worse than yesterday.

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    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      I'm coughing a bunch, but only because my phlegm production is way up for some reason.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Everyone in my neck of the woods, including me, also has a sore throat.  Though mine seems to have faded tonight.  Never got any symptoms with it other than the sore throat but other people have got headaches and fevers.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I survived it. Either that or the afterlife is boring as hell

  4. Google making their shitty Youtube ads unskippable is tyranny and nothing more.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      feels good to have adblock on every device :cool2:

    2. Moby

      Moby

      Still not using Ublock Origin on current year.

  5. Everything about the durian screams "DO NOT EAT ME!" It is a literal ball of spikes that smells like shit. And yet people are out here eating durians. Unbelievable.

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    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I will hear no badmouthing of sauerkraut.

    3. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      At least with fermented things, you can argue that the person had regular food at some point.
      They just forgot about it and later decided to eat it anyway.

    4. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      Fun Fact: Durians are the only fruits that Mario can't pickup in Super Mario Sunshine. He just kicks them around. Oddly enough, he can handle pineapples just fine.

  6. Merry merry Christmas everyone!

    1. FreshHalibut

      FreshHalibut

      Merry Crumpets!

    2. hugthebed2

      hugthebed2

      Merr chrimb

  7. I voted for the first time today and then went to McDonalds and got a big cheeseburger.

     

    I love America!

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      I want a cheeseburger but I have no money, anyone want my vote for a cheeseburger?

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I'll gladly give you a cheeseburger Tuesday for a vote today.

  8. Drinking some apple juice. Life is good :smile:

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Tomato juice is disgusting and to contain it in a juice box rather than a bottle is an affront to all that is reasonable.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Remilia has other options available

       

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    4. TheOnlyGuyEver
  9. As ol' Honest Abe said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."

  10. It's hailing right now! That hasn't happened in forever; and it's almost SUMMER too!

  11. Littering is cringe.

    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Polluting the environment for your instant gratification is ultra based, actually.

    2. hugthebed2
    3. TheOnlyGuyEver
  12. Happy Easter everyone!

     

    My family just exchanged food with my aunt and uncle and cousins today on account of the virus stuff. Especially given that my cousin wasn't having a good day for her illness, so gatherings were outta the question especially for her safety.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Was going to violate quarantine for a small gathering but then we got a half foot of wet snow and it kind of everything moot.

  13. My name is Biggs McHugelarge. I require the largest condoms you have in stock.

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      Slab Bulkhead! Is that you?

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      You can't handle my largest condoms, traveler. My condoms wouldn't fit a beast, let alone a man.

  14. I learned how to whistle! It's fun.

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I can snap with BOTH hands. Now that I can whistle too, I only need to learn how to tapdance before I ascend to godhood.

    3. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      I can snap with BOTH hands.

       

      That's called "clapping."

    4. Moby

      Moby

      If we are talking about near useless skills, I can twist my tongue in all directions an fold it in half both horizontally and vertically.

       

      Snapping with both hands is easy, I learned how to snap with basically every finger. Also can whistle, but cant do it using my fingers.

  15. There are a LOT of bees in the backyard going about their bees-ness. I think it's safe to say Winter has ended here (as though it was ever present for more than a week.)

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      It'll probably decide to get really cold for a weekend just to prove you wrong before going back to warm, if it's anything like out here

  16. We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

  17. Can't believe the world ended in 2012.

    1. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      the best game ever planetside 2 came out in 2012 so why even bother continuing?

  18. Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

  19. I feel personally attacked by California; they named the fire going on there after me. I mean the spelling is two letters different but it's just a different spelling of the same name.

    1. John Caveson

      John Caveson

      You will burn for your sins TOGE.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      This feels like the beginning of a sci-fi story.  This event begins a long feud between you and California, ultimately culminating with you building a time machine and starting this very fire.

       

      Or for the "Twilight Zone" version of the story, you become a villain in California since everyone in the state thinks that you started the fire.  You spend decades trying to clear your name, to no avail.  Finally you build a time machine to stop the fateful fire, but your time machine catches fire on arrival.

  20. Why don't we fill mosquitoes with medicine so they can cure people?

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      Cause they're already filled with AIDS blood.

    3. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Not enough obviously.

    4. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If I had the bubonic plague and I knew that a nearby mosquito had the cure, I would still swat it.

  21. Had a stromboli for the first time today. It's kinda like a big fancy hotpocket. The Italians really invented everything, huh?

  22. "Teamwork makes the team work."

    1. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      You can't spell "team" without "meat."

  23. I slept funny and my neck fuckin broke, it hurts SO FUCKIN MUCH OW! How does your body even stay asleep while a part of you is getting hurt so badly? Can't even turn my fucking head, this is probably the worst kink in the neck I have ever had.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just had a calzone for the first time, but it has done nothing to ease the intense pain in the upper-right portion of my body. That calzone was so good though.

    2. Gyokuyoutama

      Gyokuyoutama

      If it's on the upper right portion of your body there's a good chance that you messed up your shoulder at that the pain is radiating to your neck, especially if you can turn left but not right.

       

      If you did mess up your shoulder that sucks because it seems like it usually takes about two weeks for it to get better.  Stretching and alternating cold/hot therapy helps.

  24. After discovering grilled watermelon, I have been grilling other fruits all day. Status report:

     

    Grilled watermelon- Good

    Grilled cherries- Bad

    Grilled banana- Very good

    Grilled apple- Decent, depends on apple type

    Grilled mango- Good

    Grilled orange- Very bad

    Grilled blueberries- Decent

    Grilled grapes- Bad

    Grilled pineapple- Bad

     

    Wow, I have a lot of fruit.

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    2. aabicus

      aabicus

      Ooh, do pluots! (But save at least one to eat normally, they're the best)

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver

      TheOnlyGuyEver

      I just looked up what those are, and I don't think I've ever seen one. I've had an apricot and a plum, but not both in one.

    4. Moby

      Moby

      Grilled/Roasted bananas with sugar/cinnamon are pretty good indeed.

      Apples are also good, but as you said depends of the apple.

      Wrapping them in tinfoil usually makes it taste better.

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