TheOnlyGuyEver

Is it a nice couch? Recliner couch?

Just checked SPUF, redirects to SCUD now. It is final. (But I archived my own user CP so I can still have it up at all times like I always did)

I'm too young for an existential crisis. I'm also too young to afford the ferrari that would fix said existential crisis!

You are correct. John Caveson is cool as fuck. You're cool as fuck, John Caveson.

No, I just still want the full story :(

Gen DeGroot could use the left

Now we gotta do the thing where Abbicus is the bouncer at the club and Meta is trying to get in but he's not on the list, so I pull up in a porsche or some fancy car and I say something like "Hey, it's alright guys, he's with me." Pretty sure I just recited a scene from Night at the Roxbury.

Look down at your feet, if your head hurts, it might be a sinus infection.

Or not! SPUF is gonna shut down in a few days and he STILL hasn't finished the fanfic! I vote we exile him to SCUD.

I had this dream once when I was about 7, I was sitting on one of those about waist-high electrical poles that go in the ground outside your house, the ones with the number strip running down them, right? So I was sitting on one of those, eating a banana, and I finished the banana so I threw it over my shoulder, but it went really far and so a skyscraper-sized version of Randall from Monsters Inc that was walking in the distance slipped on it cartoon-slapstick-style and got pissed and started chasing me, so my brother picked the pole up outta the ground (with me still on it) and ran inside the house. Then I woke up crying then stopped then went to church.

Does DK64 have Hothead Bop, Stickerbrush Symphony, Forest Interlude, etc etc etc?

Good grief Fucking Blue Darknuts. Don't even get me started when they're paired with Wizzrobes.

Then stuff your organs back in there!

Back when we still had the big boat, our dog and I both got seasick out near the Indian Rocks (really choppy waves) and we both threw up over the side at the same time. That's a true bond between man and dog.

>Not Donkey Kong Country 2, which is literally the pinnacle of human achievement in all art, gaming, and music.

Dear fuck no, if we get "Jack Learns to Jump Good"'ed by the final episode, Gennedy's head will be paraded on a pike. Although I really doubt they'd do that. It's been 10 years we've been waiting.

I vote deus ex machine via CELTIC MAGIC!

Don't have anything to take a picture with but I've got a cheap ikea desk with my laptop, a small stack of papers, and the installation CD for the 2002 game Jurassic Park: Dinosaur Battles.

Put part of each paycheck into retirement if you can afford to.

Me. The rest of you are all Gabenless heathens. [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

All the cools kids have L4D2 and I don't :( You're all disloyal to TF2, I wouldn't wanna play with you guys anyways! I have my own friends to play TF2 with!