TheOnlyGuyEver

My eyes as well.

Minión

What's for dinner tonight? Romanticized alcoholism AGAIN? 

Merry Christmas, everyone! I hope you're all having a very merry day.

Happy Annoy Squidward Day

Had a stromboli for the first time today. It's kinda like a big fancy hotpocket. The Italians really invented everything, huh?

Quirky AND fun!? Now I'm sweating...

We need to thank the people who go in and replace all the instances of "is" with "was" on someone's Wikipedia page when they die.

As ol' Honest Abe said, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."