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I've been having a lot of fun with the game too. I'll probably leave my full review until our GOTY 2026 thread, but it's a pretty damn good follow-up to the 3DS game. Not perfect, but it scratches a lot of itches I've been having. Tomodachi Life is one of my favorite Nintendo games period so I'm so happy we got another one at all and that it's good.

Picture's a little shit since it's from my worse monitor.
Back row: Evil Me, Lilly (Katawa Shoujo), Bjørn (DnD PC), Teto, Bónus, Ægir (friend), Lysias, Jay (SPUFurb), Ace (SPUFurb), Tina(SPUFurb), James (Friend), James' Life-Sized Gardevoir Plush, Me, Pjackk, Vincent (DnD PC), Konata, Obama.
Outer Middle Row: Emily (SPUFurb), Target Dog, Jenny (SPUFurb), Game-generated daughter of Noelle and Kris, Rhombo (Friend), Josie Avery (Pokemon Tabletop United PC), Hugh Morris, Jeff Sharpe (PTU PC), VV (DnD PC), Hoouin (DnD PC), Gary (SPUFurb), Seth (SPUFurb).
Inner Middle Row: Cowmugger (Friend), Orque (DnD PC), Akna (DnD PC), Wulff (Friend), Silent (Friend), Rhea (DnD PC), Grier (Friend)
Inner Row: King Harkinian, Noelle, Kris.
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I heard a good chunk of those articles were hastily-generated AI slop that were feeding off of each other, so it might all just be bunk.
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I am suspicious that they are doing a very high-stakes bit since they said S4 +5 were confirmed last year. Either outcome is ok.
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Hiroshima bobbing museum was incredible and made me feel real shitty. Holocaust museum in DC was a close second with one of the survivors in the film exhibit we were watching being in the audience with us.
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Really love your style dude, you gotta a follow from me, man who dropped Love Live S1 after 5 episodes. Seriously, it's cute tho!
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Well go on then lad, show us the fanart.
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put this on my tumblr when scott adams died and I feel it belongs here too
Huff's list of actually good newspaper comix:
-Bizzaro
-The Boondocks
-Calvin & Hobbes, natch
-ditto The Far Side
-Nancy
-Luann
-Foxtrot
-Get Fuzzy
-Garfield up until approximately like the summer of 1991 at the LATEST or maybe when Garfield and Friends stopped airing because that's the best Garfield media out there
-Heathcliff once you unlock your third eye
-it's a meme but Jucika regardless
-Same with The Outbursts of Everett True
-Pearls Before Swine but it dropped off later on
-Rose is Rose (SLEEPER GOAT)
Stuff that I personally liked but isn't objectively great:
-The Meaning of Lila but it's essentially How I Met Your Mother as a comic strip
-Candorville
-Tundra is a Far Side Clone from Alaska which is ok
-Non Sequitur
-The Other Coast
-Prickly City
-Zits
Shit that sux ass:
-Dilbert
-Doonsbury
-Blondie
-For Better or For Worse
-The Family Circus, except the one on the 10th of September 2001 and the one where Billy talks about Warhammer 40k
-The rest of Garfield
-Girls and Sports
-Hagar the Horrible
-Hi and Lois
-Mallard Fillmore
-Any political caricature cartoon no matter what camp
-Marmaduke
-Peanuts once Snoopy stops Looking Like That
-Pickles
-Sally Forth my fucking beloathed
-Cathy (rare moments of greatness like the animated pilot)
-Sherman's Lagoon
-US Acres; sorry Jim, that deal with the devil wasn't worth it
-Ziggy
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18, aisle gives me legroom and there's a free space between me and the window seat woman so there's tons of room. Middle of the plane isn't too bad for boarding or leaving. Only issues are woman behind looks tall so may poke into back of my chair (understandable and forgiven) and small child across aisle will probably be loud (unforgivable, instant death technique administered).
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There is a 0% chance that any of the people in our group aside from Silent (who is already privy to this anyway) comes to check SPUFpowered for the first time in like 5 years in the next 24 hours so I am posting it now. Here is the current culmination of every meme and art piece that has resulted from our games over the years. This was inspired by a similar type of video by Cannedwolfmeat, who's normally a Pokemon Youtuber (highly recommend his vids if you like Pokemon at all). Silent and I used to frequent "post your table's injokes" threads on /tg/ a few years ago when it was a moderately more usable board and his group's videos stood out to me as the pinnacle of what an RPG group should aspire to in terms of creativity and shared memories made through gaming.
Thank you for watching.
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On 1/7/2026 at 8:12 PM, Idiot Cube said:Hey at least you got mentioned. I guess Huff doesn't appreciate my concise, no-nonsense reviewing style.
On 1/6/2026 at 12:54 PM, A 1970 Corvette said:Yessssssss least interesting SPUFer award get
oh my god you guys are so needy
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On 1/2/2026 at 6:34 AM, Moby said:I'm glad you mention not really liking the HD models, because I always feel like I'm alone in not liking them either! I think it's fair because the designs for the main cast look alright, but they have a Super Smash Bros Brawl thing going on where they're a little too... faux-realistic and it's kind of gross. Like if I picked up crash he'd feel like a wood chip or sandpaper? It really helps how cartoony Crash is supposed to move and look like, especially when he dies. Where I think I deviate from even more is I think the Crash 4 designs (except Tawna) are much better than most every other design they've had.
I really like OF and think it's my favorite of the original Half-Life games. Lots of creativity and I hope they bring back Shepherd.
Yeah, Hiveswap Act 1 is pretty good even if it's short as hell! I really couldn't care about Act 2 at all, though and idk if it's solely because of the time between acts :( But I have disdain for most of the new Homestuck material so what do I know. This is one of my favorite music tracks in gaming though!
Have you beaten it on Furier or are you going through normal? No shade if it's the latter, it's already a though game. Just if you haven't yet you're in for a treat because it's one of the best hard modes out there! Getting an S rank in Furier is the one achievement I never was able to get...
Lol fair enough. I think you have a lot more experience in Metroidvanias which I admitted last year I don't? And I said I have pretty low standards for both this type of gameplay and the racy stuff displayed. Fell right into acceptable to pretty good for me. But yeah I'll defend my statements about the environment art which is pretty nice, and the OST is still one of my favorites in the past years.
On 1/2/2026 at 7:45 AM, Gyokuyoutama said:1. Tunic
5. The Great Ace Attorney 2 - Resolve
Not much to say but I still haven't finished these yet even though I've mentioned them in previous posts!! Glad to hear TGAA 2 is one of those games that's mostly one big case. That was the part of Apollo Justice I liked the most so that's good to hear.
On 1/2/2026 at 9:18 AM, TheOnlyGuyEver said:Games I remember playing this year (not including demos):
Super Mario Galaxy:The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker: There is surely some sort of triangular relationship between having dogshit videogame taste, nostalgia vision, and the worst online personality, because everybody who jerks off Wind Waker also jerks off Super Mario Sunshine.
Are you playing Galaxy on the Wii, an emulator, or the recent switch port? I was thinking about grabbing the latter and I wanna know if it controls well. I heard it's kind of weird when it comes to using the joycons as a pointer? Also is it an ok experience in handheld mode? That's how I prefer to use my switch. I also agree how it's pretty neat that the two games in the duology have such different design philosophies. That's kinda how I feel about the BotW/TotK games too.
Woah jesus, woah!!! I don't know man, I like Wind Waker a lot. I've always been pretty patient with games though, and the atmosphere of the Great Sea didn't get old for me. Maybe I just don't hate videogames enough but I think the art, characters, and atmosphere of the game are all very good. Music too! I don't forgive you for dumping on Sunshine though! I'm putting a funny ban notice in your post RIGHT NOW buddy..................
On 1/2/2026 at 11:15 PM, Silent said:#6: Corru.Observer
#4: Hades 2
Huff will be mad at me for saying this but this one time I drafted like 20 hallways in one day and I got so into the myhouse.wad vibe that I spent a TON of the endgame in Blueprince listening to this
We have to do this dance every year where we just play a bunch of the same shit huh? Not sure how much I can comment on.
I learned a little bit about the characters and plot while gathering music from Corru.Observer. Still think it's worth going for if I have some details but lack context? I'd like to jam on this with you if it's still worth it.
Ok, hijacking this little bit to bitch about something when it comes to Hades 2. Any of you guys who also played it to completion annoyed at the ending more since they changed it? If you're not aware, they rewrote the bit with SPOILERS!!!! Zag being the one to come up with retroactively redeeming Chronos off the cuff and now the siblings come up with it together. Does this not come across as really wishy-washy on the writing team and kind of go against the thin characterization that Melinoe gets anyway? That's something I would have totally expected Zag to come up with and try because he's historically been the only one willing to hear his family out and start discussion, but Mel has been raised from childhood to hate and have the goal of killing Chronos. I don't know, even though I've already talked about how I dislike Mel in comparison to Zag last year it really rubs me the wrong way. Like, they had what, five+ years to figure out how they were going to end the story of this game and they decided to change it after release? I don't know man it really just bugs me to not see them stick to their guns. I thought it was... ok but the flip-flopping aggravates me. Datamining like a year and a half ago revealed that the original plan for the end may have been for Mel to use Hypnos' power to trap Chronos in an endless nightmare of being defeated over and over again and going into that nightmare to keep him none the wiser. I think that's a LOT more in character for her, plays better with the game's roguelike setup, AND it plays into her role as goddess of ghosts and NIGHTMARES more than anything else she does in the game. I mean, with how it is noww we get to interact with him more SPOILERS OVER!!! Also, I've completed a handful of the "questlines" of some of the characters and they're really disappointing compared to the ones in Hades 1. Like, it's just the gods saying "Wow Mel you're cool good job". Where's the equivalent of pranking Orpheus with Dionysus? Where's the same for the Asterius-Theseus friendship fight? Agh, it's all so... boneless. Even the storyline with Dora and Prometheus fell flt and ended with an anticlimactic nothingburger blah. The more I think about the game the more I'm soured on the choices made :/
Nah man, like I said in VC I get it. I'm really starting to think that one of my best virtues in games is my high patience and willingness to re-experience things (like I said in the Wind Waker stuff above). If I weren't me, I'd totally have done the same later in my playthrough. But I'm stupid and had to focus real hard in Dare and Curse mode to not die to something stupid and music would distract me. Also I actively dislike the track that plays when you enter the Observatory since it played so often, so don't worry I get you.
On 1/4/2026 at 2:32 AM, Rynjin said:I Wish I Loved This: Blue Prince
Yeah no, again I get it. It's not for everyone but I'm glad you appreciate it for what it is! Personally that weird combination is something that increased my enjoyment of the game but it not being your cup of tea is totally understandable.
On 1/4/2026 at 10:53 AM, hugthebed2 said:...I know you hate tf2 or w/e...
Trust me I play it up on this forum because I know some of you guys still love the game lmao. It's like... I just find the subset who refuse to play other games and poo-poo on any other shooter because they think TF2 is perfect very VERY annoying. Mostly because I think there are more good games coming out now than ever! And I know you're active in the coolest part of the Source communities so hell yeah. But remember I unironically enjoy Overwatch 2 so who am I to speak about still enjoying games. And those maps look cool as hell and DO have great atmospheres. One of the things I loved doing back in the day was finding those weird, "liminal" maps and just walking around them on empty servers, enjoying that patented Source Map Spookiness. Achievement and joke maps were some of the best for this when they got creative and had secrets and stuff! Like that one with Pyro's house! I recently went through Anemoia back in like September or something and it also had a pretty decent Pool/Backrooms aesthetic, even if it had a lot of game design issues and wasn't all that fun. The Arcade sequence in that campaign is probably the strongest part.
Ok talking about L4D2 custom campaigns, I'm gonna interrupt this response to you to talk a little bit about the worst gaming experience I had this year: Sector 74. Played through this in... August to October I think? This is a really aspirational, ambitious campaign with 14 FUCKING CHAPTERS. And it's the worst thing I've played like ever and it's so fucking funny. The first level is just like five rectangular clearings with exits to the next one on opposite corners. Half of the chapters don't have functioning saferooms. A quarter of them are insanely badly made vehicular combat sections. The tooltips have bad grammar and are seemingly written by a 14 year old. The passion and effort put into this campaign are remarkable but it's so bad. I really enjoyed booting this up and showing it to the guys in VC because there was always something new and shitty to enjoy with this campaign.
Uhhhhh, Halibut what was your favorite music track in Antonblast? Because they recently released the remastered OST. Mine are Mysterious Greenhouse and Mad Mall.
Raz what's your favorite vessel in StP so far? The Thorn, Witch, and Princess and the Dragon are mine.
Corv I've got nothin sorry :(
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Ok, big year. For other people. Like Silent said above and the rest of you have demonstrated, 2025 was pretty insane for games. I think Clair Obscur was the only videogame released, though maybe. The issue is that I didn't have any time to play any games!!! I got hit with multiple underways and got multiple final middle fingers from the Navy in the form of going underway LITERALLY until my separation date, loads of time spent doing dumbass maintenance, and other stuff. So I just couldn't play many games! I'm hoping that 2026 rectifies that. My backlog is huge. My goals are mostly to play a few PC games I didn't have time for, but also to dive into the GCN and SNES libraries. Maybe some PS2 as well.
I can not be poetic during these because I have been so fucking mad over the last few years. But maybe I can dredge up the tiny little wavering bit of optimism and hope I have left and use it to play some fucking VIDEO GAMES.
You don't get my Steam Replay because I just played a lot of Overwatch.
Honorable Mentions
SpoilerDeltarune Chapters 3&4
Yeah, sorry to also my favorite game of all time, but you are disqualified. This game is guaranteed the #1 spot the year Chapter 7 releases, but this is not that year.
Despite that, these two chapters have performed a feat similar to what Tears of the Kingdom did and catapulted this game right past Ghost Trick into the top let corner of my tri-yearly favorite games mosaic. On my initial playthrough I can't deny I was just a tad bit disappointed because neither was another Chapter 2. Chapter 2 was released at a really important time for me, focused highly on my favorite character in the game (and probably like, second favorite fictional character ever), and had such a wide berth of aspects to it. Chapter 3 felt a little flat (I do not much care for the faux-NES gameplay) and Chapter 4, while very, VERY good went on a little too long.
But on a repeat playthrough, I think these are some of the most subtly fantastic parts of the game. The quest to find the Egg in TV World is legitimately insane and the "X marks the Spot" in that line made me burst out laughing. The subtle callbacks to bits of Undertale in the music (using the Uwaa~ motif for the Parental Settings room? Genius). The sudden change in the atmosphere when you're alone in the S-Rank room. That FUCKING part in Tenna's battle where the music soars with one last blast of "Please Love ME!". Chapter 3 is probably the weakest chapter if you just go through it without digging or putting in effort to find things to love, but one of the deepest if you do that little bit of looking. But even then, an OK chapter of this game still, like, blows most games outta the gawdamn water.
Chapter 4 is a lot more linear, but I think it was the correct decision for Tony to tell us exactly where to stand so he could drop a 12-ton cartoon anvil on us labeled "13 AM". The feeling when you start walking up the stairs and Dark Sanctuary starts playing and the MIzzles pop in and out while singing the choir... And that last update from The Man Who Got Hands while Neverending Night plays creates such a different feeling than any of the other chapter ends. Insanely special. Also the Jackenstein fight lole.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe + Booster Course DLC.
Apparently this is the best Mario Kart ever made? I don't know if I agree, but I did enjoy my time with this game in the first chunk of 2025. Here's the thing: I detest the primary mode in Mario Kart. I am no fun and prefer Fox only, no items, final destination. Mario Kart is best enjoyed by me as a solo activity. So I made it a goal to play through all 96 (!) tracks in this game to see them all. Some are better and some are worse (mostly the Mario Kart Tour ones), but what I liked was how they were all a treat for the eyes and ears. Merry Mountain, Squeaky Clean Sprint, Yoshi's Island! Lots of great environments in this game. Only issue is that you can't really interact with or look at all of it due to the format of the game! Shucks, wish that could be fixed!
Also Pauline is my favorite Mario character and she's really annoying in this game because she keeps fucking belting out pieces of Jump Up Super Star every 3 seconds and it clashes with the music ughhhhh so I can't play her.
Jackbox Party Pack 11
Silent pretty much said it all above. All solid games, no duds, really great theming and aesthetics to all of them. I will add that Suspectives is great because half of our group puts on hardboiled detective voices and I get to call people "toots", "broad", "jack", and "kid" unironically for a few minutes. Also my preferred character in that game looks like Jerma.
Gorogoa
Rather beautiful indie game from a few years ago where you solve puzzles by overlaying images onto each other in a storybook/papercraft fashion. Didn't really jive with the gameplay that much, but it was creative and lovely to look at.
Logic Bombs.
I'll admit, this game is not here because I enjoyed it. I don't really get the appeal behind Minesweeper, Picross, and other "pure" puzzle games of this type. My love of puzzle games lies with first-person puzzlers and you will hear more about that later on. No, I love this game simply because I have a parasocial relationship with its developer and I am very proud of him for releasing this it. If you haven't watched MatthewMatosis' reviews and game analysis, you are in for a treat. I hope the next game he makes is more up my alley, but it is still a good logic puzzler for those so inclined (and who are smarter than me).
Botany Manor
You know that one meme about Disco Elysium being supposedly better if you stripped it of all meaning and it focused on a young witch in the alps searching for her neighbor's lost cat? This game is, like, the atmosphere that person wanted but without the part where you're a huge jackoff retard. And by that I mean it's very comfy. Almost feels like it started its life as the cover of a cozy mystery book that only a slightly depressed post-menopause woman would deign to pick up from its dusty Barnes & Noble shelf.A first-person puzzler where you play as an elderly botanist growing fantastical plants throughout her large and beautiful mansion by solving easy logic puzzles. Artstyle obviously copped from The Witness, but that's a good thing! It's got all the saturated colors and detailed architecture that I like. Only issues are, well, really big ones. Way too expensive for how short and easy it is in the end. I 100%'d this one in about 5 hours and it cost like $18 on sale. It was a nice little time, but it was not $18 of nice. If this goes on like a 65%+ sale it might be worth a pickup.
The Top Ten
Spoiler10. The Ten Bells
Last year I said that I was very thankful that The Exit 8 (which now has a movie that I need to watch) had introduced me to the genre of Anomaly-Spotting Horror. Unfortunately it seems most of them suck huge ass and are Russian asset flips. Not this game though! It's short, but it has a story, a decent artstyle, and some scary spooks. I will say that all of the anomalies are very in your face and almost impossible to miss, which detracts from the game a bit. Exit 8's subtlety lent it a lot of its enjoyment.
9. Crashphalt
Crashphalt is a fun little indie game that's gone relatively unknown since its release in 2018 and ahahahahahah no can't do it. This is the game you install as the backdoor to play Undertale multiplayer online. Silent and I didn't finish this because I had to go underway near the end of our playthrough, but it's Undertale, and it's Undertale with my best friend. Fun way to play and having two Frisks just standing there and looking at stuff lent a lot of humor to the experience. Also, I pretty much only added this to the top 10 so the Ten Bells could be at place #10.
8. Secret Agent Wizard Boy and the International Crime Syndicate
I picked this game up from a /v/ thread about moments in videogames that are only possible due to the medium. Some anon stated that this game had a portion where you were expected to clip out of bounds to get somewhere. Unfortunately that ended up being false; the clipping area was simply unfinished. This game is, however, inherently funny and has a lot of potential. It's a sandbox where you play as a shitty Harry Potter expy in the gm_construct of Hogwartses. There's a story sure, but the game exists to fuck around with. It had just started to tap into the sociopathic wizard fantasy I wanted out of it when I played it with very strange and niche spells, and I think it's only gone further in that direction since I did. Will pick this back up once it hits 1.0 and is a little more stable and hopefully even more morally myopic.
7. Mindwave Demo
Ever since the latter half of 2007 there has been a giant Warioware: Smooth Moves shaped hole in the Warioware: Smooth Moves-shaped heart. Even the Switch Wariowares didn't fill it (and weren't very good if you remember my previous GOTY posts...)! But imagine my fucking shock when I open up a demo for a quirky indie game on Steam and get blasted with Tomorrow Hill 2. This is clearly and proudly a Warioware-inspired microgame collection game with its own characters and story, which are also very promising. What's with Wario where he just inspires people? That fat Italian is the muse of many, and I obviously couldn't be happier with how much I love Pizza Tower, like Antonblast, and am salivatingly awaiting this game's full release. I'm pretty sure I'm committing some kind of sin by placing a demo in my top ten but keeping the world-ender that is Deltarune chained up in its cabin basement prison. Ah well, my list my rules. Break it down white girl!
6. Rift of the Necrodancer
I think this marks the point where we start leaving the minor leagues. Like, these next few aren't gonna win the cup, but it'll be a damn good game if you ever saw one. Despite being lowest on the list of "real" games I actually played this year, I think Rift might have the most hours dumped into it out of all of these this year? I may have played a certain racing game a little more. This is the next entry in the Crypt of the Necrodancer series, following the titular entry and Cadence of Hyrule. This is a traditional rhythm game, which I have never been very good at. I do best with pure rhythm like Rhythm Heaven or with hybrid games like the original CotN, BPM, or Metal: Hellsinger. But I made it my goal to really practice at this game. And I succeeded! I'm still far below the talent of those who are truly into rhythm games, but I have gotten good enough to beat a lot of tracks on Hard, one or two on Impossible, and get a handful of Full Clears. This is similar to Guitar Hero and others of that ilk, but with a twist: the notes are replaced with the enemies of the CotN games and retain their movement patterns. It creates a very cool flowstate where you need to both accurately follow the song and logic out the notes' behavior simultaneously. The game's base soundtrack is quite solid and carries some new Danny B. originals, but the sauce lies in the custom tracks for me. Thankfully a lot of people are providing content on the workshop for those like me who are of a particularly mid skill level. My personal favorite is the custom track for the beautifully, infamously shitty Five Nights at Freddy's fansong "Jackie's Box". I have practiced that song so much that I am now ranked top 10 globally.
Also they made every woman in this game impossibly hot holy MOLY I need to fuck Dove right NOW.
5. Dispatch
You know what I have been missing all these years without knowing so? Telltale games. You know what this game is and I had no idea that it was going in? Yeah no points for getting it right. Dispatch is a game about Robert Robertson, a superhero going by the persona of Mechaman. One day a gang of villains put his mechsuit into the dumpster and the boy is too broke to fix it. He's put into the shoes of a Suicide Squad handler of a team of ex-villains to make ends meet. Honestly if I hadn't been tracking this game before it gained traction I'd have just expected some MCU or DCU slop, but Dispatch is surprisingly genuine and heartfelt. I really came to care for most of the crew towards the end of my time with them. The visuals are quite nice, I actually rather like the dispatching mingame each episode has a small taster of, and the writing is snappy and fun while also being surprisingly staightforward with its premise. No subversion for subversion's sake like most superhero media seems to flock to like Texans to the nearest Bucc-Ees. Good on them, looking forward to The Wolf Among Us 2 with refreshed optimism.
4. Pools
This is a simple one to clear up. You know all those Youtube shorts and Tiktoks and other brainrot that focus on the wrong version of the backrooms. Like haha scary monster shit? Like this, citing one of my favorite videos on the world wide web:
As fucking funny this video is, it really encapsulates how the majority of people have misinterpreted what makes the Poolrooms/Backrooms so compelling. I'm in it for the aesthetics, dreamlike absurdity, weird noneuclidean geometry, and feeling of isolation and solitude. I'm pretty sure I started a thread on this very forum like a decade ago called "Loneliness in Gaming" and Raz made a little fun of me? Regardless, that love of solitude in games has remained. And Pools has scratched this itch among others. It's a straightforward and pure interpretation of the Poolrooms with no monsters or jumpscares, just droning ambience and your mind making it creepy. Add in fun Easter eggs and impressive setpeices and you've got a winner. They even added in an extra DLC chapter for free! Looking forward to more from these devs. Only gripe is that the controls and visual settings are sub-par and always feel a little oily to look at.
3. Mario Kart World
Apparently this is the worst Mario Kart ever made? Or at least it would be if you were to listen only to the Internet's opinions. From what I've heard, the online is riddled with flaws, people hate the item balance and track choices, and so many other issues. But I mentioned above how I detest the base gameplay of Mario Kart, and I am eating good.
I'd be hard-pressed not to say that MKW's open world is the second-best Nintendo has put out, only barely behind BotW's. Sure, Knockout tour is a fun and cool take on the formula and Grand Prix has one extremely kino moment, but the meat of what makes MKW special lies in the open world. The whole game's theming around advertisements and road trips and roadside attractions is intertwined with its open world, and it really feels like you're coasting down route 66, ready to stop and look at the world's biggest ball of yarn or something equally stupid. I've gotten about 85% of the collectables in the open world, and continue to drive around aimlessly looking for more. The chill feeling and style of the journey is something really special, and to someone who doesn't like the classic formula, this fresh new take on the franchise is a godsend.
This game also has my favorite moment out of any game this year. More than Ralsei's speech or the Snowgrave scenes, more than reaching room 46, more than seeing that big fat fuck at the end of Bananza. That moment where you start off at Peach Stadium and race down that straight line, only to be treated to the view of rainbow road and hear this godly, insanely beautiful track start to play... and eventually as you begin lap 5 and swirls of green, purple, and orange surround the final phase of the music track.... Ludokino at its best. This Rainbow Road is now my second favorite video game music track of all time, and will remain there for years.
EDIT: In my 2 AM stupor, I forgot to mention the rest of the soundtrack. I believe this game should hold the title for best ensemble soundtrack of all time. This beats out any smash bros and I am like 90% sure it was a Mario 40th anniversary album before being put into this game. It will probably get its own top ten in the favorite music tracks down below.
2. Donkey Kong Bananza & Emerald Rush DLC
Silent has summed up most of my feelings. It's fun to be a big dumb ape and crush everything! The game is fun, stylish, cute, and how the fuck does it work? Amazing.
What I'd like to touch on are two parts of the game that I didn't expect to enjoy quite so much: The story and the roguelike DLC mode added to the game a couple months after release, Emerald Mode.
Emerald mode is a well-crafted post-michelein star meal creme brulee' designed as a delicious last bite to fill up those who want MORE of this game. It's a great way to really prove your mastery of the game's mechanics, and feels right at home with the rest of the game. Was it endgame content cut out and repackaged for $20? Mmmmmaybe, but I really enjoyed it, and I have since maxed out the progression on it. High entry cost, but I don't regret a minute or dollar spent on this DLC.
The other thing is the story in the base game. Yeah, yeah who cares about story in a Mario game........... fuck yuo.............. The plot of Bananza was surprisingly heartfelt and touching, and I think it really owes that all to the single fully-voiced character in the game, Teenage Pauline. Like I said above, Pauline's always been my favorite Mario character. I was a pretty big fan of the Mario vs Donkey Kong line of games, thought the busty bombshell in Odyssey was really fun and hot, and she's cool in Mario Kart. Her younger iteration here is the heart and soul of the game, as is the jock brother-kid sister relationship she and DK build through the game. All of the getaway conversations she has throughout exploring the layers adds a LOT to her personality as a goofy, excitable kid who loves what life has to offer. Her motivation is basic kid's game plot stuff, but she's just a very charming character personality and designwise. I won't lie that the ending scene where she waves DK off got to me just a little bit. Now they just need to port that personality over to her adult self and we'll have a new breed of female mainline Mario character: one with a personality.
1. Blue Prince
Yep, here it is. Silent said it best above. The most Witness and Outer Wilds-like game I've played since those two, but what it reminded me of was, similar to his experience, a puzzle book I owned in my youth. The Eleventh Hour was a picture book full of puzzles, hints, and ciphers that I adored as a kid. One was tasked with figuring out the culprit of a meal heist, choosing between a host of animal suspects. Blue Prince is the closest I've come to feeling that cryptic, "how far does this shit go?" puzzle nirvana since. I won't go too deep, but reaching Room 46 is act one of four, and I've loved every step. If you like puzzles at all, play this game. Maybe I have superhuman patience, but the RNG barely annoyed me at all. Keep with it and there's an insane wealth of depth to this game. Truly a masterpiece, and one of my favorite games of all time.
The Bad
SpoilerMarvel Rivals
Yes, yes I know this is rich coming from the only Overwatch 2 player in the year of our Lord 2026, but I didn't enjoy this game all that much. Overwatch is really undervalued for the quality of its visual and audio design, and those were my top issues with this game. Everything is so muddled! Could barely tell what heroes were on the map, there were 4 blue-clad blonde white women, and I just didn't have much fun. Very cool takes on the Marvel cast though, hope they do more with this set of designs.
Everybody's Gone to the Rapture
Bad and bland walking sim I've had in library for like five years made by the people who made Dear Esther I can't even dunk on this properly because it ran at like 15 FPS on my decent PC. I want my money back from 2021 or whatever.
Pokemon Legends Arceus
Yeah, finally gave this a solid try and bounced off of it after like five hours of trying. Just doesn't gel with me and is remarkably ugly. I do not like open-world Pokemon and I want to fuck Irida.
Awards
SpoilerBest girls:
-Blonde Blazer
-Pauline
-Irida
-Malevola
-Abbie
-Dove
-Carol Holiday
-Noelle..................
Best men:
-Flambae
-Donkey Kong
-Gerson Boom
Best protagonist:
Robert Robertson
Music
SpoilerMario Kart World:
SpoilerVancouver Velocity, Super Mario Bros Ground Theme (Night), Super Mario Bros Underground (Latin ver), Birabuto Kingdom, SM64 File Select, Warioware Microgames Drifting Away, SMG2 Starship Mario, SMG2 Puzzle Plank Galaxy, Odyssey Steam Gardens Day, Odyssey Break Free (Lead the Way), MKW RAINBOW ROAD.
Mindwave Demo:
SpoilerMOTHERFUCKIN ALTHOUGH THE SKYYYYYYYYYY
Rift of the Necrodancer:
SpoilerOverthinker, Morning Dove, She Banned
Dispatch:
SpoilerShift Z, I'm a Bitch (Flambae ver.)
DK Bananza:
SpoilerLagoon Layer, The Divide, Emerald Rush 4, Mane Gate Market, Heart of Gold:
Blue Prince:
SpoilerWestwardly Winds, Simon's Theme, Ovinn Neverei:
Pokemon Legends ZA: (I am choosing to include this because I like this track that much:
SpoilerJacinthe Battle Theme:
Deltarune Chp 3&4 (Choosing different tracks from Silent to showcase the variety.......
SpoilerAnd Now For Today's Sponsors!, Paradise, Paradise, Glowing Snow, It's TV Time! Another day in hometown, Gingerbread House, A DARK ZONE, The Place Where it Rained
Backlog/Frontlog
SpoilerThank you to copy/paste as well.
Top Priority:
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
Metal Gear Solid...
Control
Lorelei and the Laser Eyes
Most interested:
Onimusha(s)
Persona 3/4
Not for Broadcast
No More Heroes(es)
Night in the Woods
Nine Sols
Metaphor: ReFantazio
Halo Reach & ODST
Half Life Alyx
Black Mesa
DDLC
Devil May Cries
Road 96
Red Dead Redemption 2
Lolipop Chainsaw Repop (/w music restoration mod)
ENA: Dream BBQ
Black Mesa
The Cabin Factory
Metroid Dread
Paper Mario TTYD
Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask
Medium Interest:
Perfect Tides
ULTRAKILL
Titanfall 2
SBCG4AP
Pyre
Mullet Madjack
Carrion
Bayonetta
Animal Well
Void Stranger
Tiny Glade
Lofi Spirit Sessions
Penny's Big Breakaway
Onirism
Metroid Prime Trilogy
RE4
Killer7
Chicory: A Colorful Tale
Cast n' Chill
If I have time:
Monster Prom
All the Yakuzas
Spiritfarer
Rain World
Hunt Down the Freeman
Trepang2
Fran Bow
Fight Knight
Don't want to finish until Deltarune Chapter 7 is out because they probably have similar endings:
OMORI
Frontlog:
Bioshock 4...
Judas...
Deltarune chp 5
Haunted Chocolatier
Rhythm Heaven Groove
Tomodatchi Life Living the Dream
Woon?
Mouse: PI For Hire
Big Walk
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I’m going to date Pennsylvania
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8 hours ago, Moby said:Talking about old videos, I found out the original uploader had deleted this gem, so I re-uploaded it myself. Even took the time to remake the captions.
Thanks for getting it back. This was one of my favorites.
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3 hours ago, Moby said:Huff me boy, you forgot to tag the artist.
Also that "equivalent of 9/11" pic is broken because it was uploaded to Discord, then posted here.
whoosp: https://x.com/Harmony_300
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Got a comm done that I've been thinking of getting for a long time. It's the BBEG of my campaign, THE ASHEN KING, looking out at the island where this happened:
On 5/23/2022 at 2:16 AM, Silent said:its a shame this photo isnt dated because the most interesting thing in-universe about it is that it was taken the day immediately after the setting's equivalent of 9/11 (where they all almost died)
Extremely happy with how it turned out he's so FUCKING cool in this. Artist if anyone is interested; they are criminally unknown right now.
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4 hours ago, Moby said:How the hell I have been made aware of vtuber drama against my wishes twice in the same month?
Are you people unwell? How does this keeps happening?
I'm just glad /vt/ is back so I can see insane people obsess and see some despair at all the recent graduations
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I think Blue Prince might be the most genius game design I've played since The Witness.
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I’m fond of Vinny but his refusal to play Undertale is infuriating. He’d love the game but he’s a contrarian about it
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I don't utilize it myself much, but crash out is probably one of my favorite pieces of nu-slang. Meltdown or freakout don't have that spice but I can really visualize someone annihilating their chances at normalcy with crash out.
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Yep! I remember people on SPUF being up in arms about this game being a TF2 clone since it was announced around the same time that chinese TF2 ripoff was popular. Final Combat? In any case, I remembered it instantly from your description because I kind of was obsessed with the trailer for like a month because I thought it looked really good, hah. I even ripped the MP3 of the trailer and put it on my ipod.
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dracula flow describes (most) of our characters
On 3/9/2022 at 3:30 PM, Huff said:wow... it's them....
(Made in the style of /tg/ "draw your party thread" templates)
them, but updated with new friends
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TIAM: General Gaming edition
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I share half of that opinion where I've despised every MOBA I've played. All 400 of my hours in dota were only any kind of good because they were with friends. On the other hand, I adore Deadlock's aesthetic. Big sucker for fantasy early 1900's/Art Deco stuff.