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2 hours ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

i61 was real interesting. Lowpander made effective use of banners, Raymond is probably one of the best Medics in the worlds, and Raptor dropped like 90% of his ubers.

they were yelling whilst we were trying to listen to the raffle results >:(

I FEEL THE NEED FOR SPEED

It was tons of fun but yeah we got severely outclassed by the bigboys

I dreamt I was sexually assaulted and I asked a bystander to call the police but he had me to log into The Elder Scrolls Online and ask a mod to help instead

We'll bang, ok?

Uh oh, how bad was it?

im planning on joining the navy soon and I'm scared of the prospect of basic myself 

Game's still fun tbh

The Elements of SPUF are eternal

I miss having a keyboard

Had a series of odd ones today. 

First part art had me visiting my uncle at a new store he was managing even though he's a chef. If you've ever been to a Bass Pro Shop it was like that but ranching and cattle themed. The only major parts I remember were a shelf where they kept these little rodents for $4 a pop, they were like pet mice and they'd were just wrapped up in tile jackets instead of being packaged or kept in a tank. The other part is that the store was home to the world's largest Gacha machine, one that spanned the whole store with the prizes at the top and the dispenser at the bottom. You could get anything from a plastic trinket to a new car from it.

the other parts included me being in The Shining as the prey and witnessing a group of Australians shitting down an invasion by a group of Americans. Although everyone and the setting seemed to be colonial times, the Aussies had futuristic weaponry and won easily.

:(

I'm just a little old raspberry!

Had a dark one last night.

I was an ex-guardsman, soldier, or investigator for some empire and I was coming home to figure out what to do with my life. Unfortunately home turned out to be a dark, polluted, plague-addled city like Dunwall from Dishonored, even down to the 33% death rate from the plague and the government just welding houses and apartments containing the infected (who would shamble around and decay in their feet) shut.

So I return and immediately make friends with some street urchins who introduce me to their family. I join them selling their wares in the shitty market outside befor they invite me to stay with them. We squeeze through an unsecured doggie door in a nearby closed "infected" building and go upstairs to apartment 208, which is just a single room that they all just have to lay down flat in for everyone to fit. Across the hall in 209 you can even hear some infected banging around so they never get good sleep.

So I round up the family and tell them to follow me and take them to the rich sector of town which doesn't look much better. I take them into one of the unused high rises and force my my into the penthouse apartment using my credentials. Inside there's a lot of really nice modern furniture, good food laid out for us, new appliances, and for some reason, a Prius sitting in the living room, which at least 10 sets of keys for it lying in various areas of the house. We make ourselves at home.

Unfortunately good things can't last and the corrupt government immediately finds us and shines a spotlight on us that melts the entire family's flesh and immediately kills them, but I escape and run through the city streets. The dream becomes disjointed here but I think I tried to jump off a building but the dream treated it as a bad ending and let me restart from earlier. In the end I visited a Japanese-looking temple, waited for their traditional ceremony (letting a dog eat the first snocone of the year) to end, and then talked to the shrine maiden about appealing to the gods to remove the plague from the city. She agreed and took me to the temple to pray to the gods.

But then we didn't do that she just fucked me silly instead and I woke up.

Sorry not-Dunwall, my dick is more important.

Definitely visit Pike Place market, it's famous for a reason. There's a lot of neat shops all around that area. Skip seeing the first Starbucks, though, nothing special.

If you want to relax and kill time, take a ferry to one of the islands and just watch the water.

8 hours ago, tsc said:

And we've only made about half the posts so far. We need to do something bold.

I'll invite our guy Kamikaze101 to join the forum

2 minute bagel

2nd best girl with best voice

Sadly it'd just be an A-frame with a back wall

Tfw internet is malfunctioning and the only thing in your house are mattresses and suitcases

They're just playing forklift sims instead anyways

I had anightmare that I went home and my cat didn't love me any more :(

Dear diary, today Xeon made a fight involve my character's backstory, rolled 1d8 for penis length, and turned Scoots into a fucking dragon who then proceeded to fly a quarter of a mile, and fucking railgunned a giant to death. Best session so far holy shit.

Infiltrate their discord and flirt towards victory

Totes wouldn't.