Raison d'être

Man if your dad goes halfway across the world and brings you back some toilet paper either he's a joker or he hates your fuckin' guts.

Is that fucking weeb toilet paper?

The only "shrimp" in the fuckin' thing was "Shrimp powder" and "Shrimp extract powder", I don't know the difference but I'd be surprised if there was any amount of actual shrimp in there.

I ate a shrimp-flavored cup of noodles raw and now it feels like I'm gonna throw up. Eh, had worse.

I meant one built ground-up for co-op. Plus mobile games don't count.

The shitty thing is a co-op MGS could be a lot of fun and I've wanted one for a while. But not with fucking zombies, MGS is not the franchise and Fox not the engine.

I don't mind zombie games but what the fuck this is not the franchise for it.

Yeah we've always had share via x. I don't think it's ever been used.

Goddamnit Huff keep your banter in check before you wipe the rest of the userbase out.

You have clouds asshole, I don't even remember what they look like. Plus it usually gets to be 95 inside. Ever turn on a fan then turn it off because it just blasts hot air at you?

CALL 911

Hand them over Donald.

It was a brisk 86 today, coolest it's been in months, but God saw I was happy and declared that Sunday will be 104 and the rest 100+.

What the fuck? 82 degrees is a heatwave in the emerald isles?

Why not just save it?

At least your balls are safe.

I'm pretty sure it applies to handguns, nothing I see specifically exempts them and I'm sure that's intentional. It's the 1911/revolver life.

It's just the local vibrant youths in turf wars, it doesn't concern me. I'd like to remind them, however, they are violating the law because magazines larger than ten rounds are ILLEGAL in this great state and they should turn them in immediately or they will have a CRIMINAL RECORD.