Raison d'être

​ What are you looking to do? Shoot people with rifles? Shoot people with artillery? Shoot people with sniper rifles? Cook food for the people that shoot people?

Man Merso, every post you make about your life reads like the diary of a wholesome All-American kid from the 1950s.

​http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006I2H0YS/ There's that but you'd have to change out the 200mm fan for 120/140mm ones. You can have up to 6 additional fans if you want to pretend you live next to an international airport whenever you play games.

​You need the pringles. Only thing that's unchangeable.

http://pcpartpicker.com/p/XNMmt6 Processor ain't what I'd call beefy but it shouldn't bottleneck you too bad. If you can cough up some extra money an i5 4690 would do you good. Hope you don't need a new monitor or OS though. If so you can downgrade the GPU by about a hundred dollars and that'll get you a decent monitor and you can always just use your current version of Windows. It's just a rough guide though, you can probably save some money by min-maxing it a bit more.

Hey man. Most things are the same, we got a new version of the forum software that made everything worse for the users but apparently better for the nerds behind the scenes, XYTWO unfortunately passed away about a year ago, and Guy had a sex change so please refer to them as a female from now on.

What the fuck man Diamond City Security didn't do anything.

I swear the people in the two story house a block away are fucking with me. Whenever I go out back at night the light in one of their windows is on, but without fail it turns off soon after I notice it. Just today I was in the kitchen cooking up some rice and I saw the light from that window flashing on and off for about a minute before turning off.

EVERYTHING?

In his defense I'm sure the payout was fucking amazing.

I can't imagine it'd hurt that much unless you went for the eyes. Considering most of its target audience would be marching to war in twenty years anyway even if you did get your eye shot out it wouldn't be all that bad.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/33724074-story FUCKING SAN FRANCISCO

I love the steam forums.

​Not completely. They're like, tasteful nudes now. It's gonna be like, "HEY IM NAKED BUT MY HANDS COVERING MY NIPPLE" ​That ain't a nude. Old Hugh's just blueballing everyone who still reads Playboy for the naked women.

If you legitimately have no idea just pick one of these: https://personal.vanguard.com/us/funds/etf/all?sort=type&sort=type&sortorder=asc&sortorder=asc Search by YTD to find the best performers, Consumer Discretionary is doing the best at the moment, so that's probably your best bet for maximum $$$. It'll do well unless people stop buying shit, so tell your friends and family to buy that new Ford.

The thing about stock market investing games is that they're usually bad for getting a good idea of the market since they barely last a year if that. They also don't give you much money so it's hard to diversify and even if you do everything right and meet the market (7-8% a year, this is a lot harder than it looks) you can get beat by some retard that got lucky. Which is how it works in real life too - you can invest in something you think will make a lot of money quickly (it probably won't) or something that will make a decent amount because it's an enormous company that will still probably be there by the time you die. Stock market games heavily emphasize the former. This is my personal indefinite game that I made about half a year ago. Since you're aiming for maximum reward that means you get maximum risk. Unless you're willing to dedicate a lot of research to the markets and each and every prospective stock I guess my advice to you is just print out a list of penny stocks and throw darts at them. Odds are you'll fail spectacularly but hey you might luck out.

Guy. Mexican + weeb name, like come on dude.

http://steamcommunity.com/games/232090/announcements/detail/753583776142747772 2 revolvers and a 1911. Good fucking life. Deagle ain't bad either.

​It ain't just dead, it was murdered. http://pd2stats.com/ Fucking hell Overkill, it just keeps getting worse.

RO2's relatively polished. Hell compared to Payday 2 it IS well polished.

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/games/roadtocrimefest Wolf is fuming at the bottom. Bet he's going to get killed off or something.

NAIL IN THE COFFIN