Raison d'être

Yes, he certainly doesn't have a beautiful brain.

I'm so fucking angry I could eat ice cubes and shit out charred carbon that could power an aircraft carrier for a year.

Why would you even need to do that?

Haha, oh Cube.

I love happy endings.

I'll bring the painmobile.

I DON'T SEE THE BEST FUCKING HORSE, IAN

Goddamnit I unzipped my pants for nothing.

ARE YOU EVEN ♥♥♥♥ING TRYING EUROPE

http://puu.sh/2oOZE The fact that Snake is dead makes this even more symbolic.

I have that saved as ftl.gif

I'll be there.

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/world/la-fg-north-korea-armistice-20130312,0,7083664.story NORTH KOREA CONFIRMED FOR PRIMARY RPG ANTAGONIST

Only if there's some vanilla syrup in there. You can't really compare the two.

They're both good.

Way, way, back when trading first started and you could only trade up to 4 items at once I got a Bill's Hat for a Sandvich. A guy asked if anyone had a Sandvich, I said I did, he traded me, I put the Sandvich up, he put the Bill's Hat up and asked "Is this good enough?" Even back then I knew that was a good deal. Later on I gave it to a friend who I don't talk to anymore. C'est la vie.

That's like saying flour is the best food ever.

I love it as a beverage, but hate it as a lubricant.

I remember my friend and I were in trouble after we made finger guns and shot at each other. I tried to convince the teacher that they were squirt guns, but she didn't believe me. We were just reprimanded, nothing serious, so something like this is clearly a sign that the hysteria of the threat of school shootings is reaching a flashpoint.

Is it just too happy? I can replace it with shoveldog.

All that fat fuck wants is basketball and cognac.

That may be true for your average North Korean, but most of the military elite know that their comfortable lifestyle will end if they go to war, and end forever if they launch a nuke.

That's three conditions.

All day Starcraft tournaments.

Not just a cathedral, the Sistine Chapel the day of the Pope's inauguration.