Raison d'être

No, that's "Kim Il-Sung took a fat wet shit on American Imperialists Day (훌륭한 지도자로 미국의 제국주의 장난의 날)". AKA every day.

I offer my design. The man in the middle is Bob, the alcoholic engineer.

I hope you make me a random guy in the background or a casualty.

There's a difference between overweight and obese.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/pentagon-to-remove-ban-on-women-in-combat/2013/01/23/6cba86f6-659e-11e2-85f5-a8a9228e55e7_story.html A good step forward, in my opinion. When everyone gets shot at equally regardless of race, creed, religion, or gender, we will have equality.

Because submarines have and always will be one gigantic penis joke orchestrated by all the world's governments.

At least I went out with a witty one-liner. A fate worse than death.

Not me, I'm dead. Speaking of which, why do I always die? I'm not even black.

http://www.sketchtoy.com/19396420

http://www.us-cert.gov/cas/techalerts/TA13-010A.html They don't often do this, so it's probably a good idea to heed their advice.

Hace mucho frio.

At the end of the day, I expect tits. Juicy, fine tits or 30-year-old dirty neckbeard moobs, I don't care anymore.

Reagan would've built it.

I was half-expecting to see "Razputin: Psychologist" on the team page.

I'm not gay but I would dance with a few people here. And frisk their wallet while I'm at it.

He had one chance. ONE CHANCE TO END WITH CTRL+ALT+DEL. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BUCKLEY HOW DO YOU MISS THAT

About as vague as saying "They will use a controller and a family of popular and free operating systems."

But they're making a console, not a PC. I can't imagine anyone wanting a keyboard and mouse with a console.

A console with a controller? Where'd you think up that crazy idea?

Whomp! is the only one I check up on regularly. Alt text is always a plus.

Claim the patriarchy drove you, a trans gay boy of color, insane. You'll get 2 weeks of house arrest.

Climb onto the roof of a casino and snipe them. Bring a tent, some food, and some water. It'll be just like hunting.