Raison d'être

Climb onto the roof of a casino and snipe them. Bring a tent, some food, and some water. It'll be just like hunting.

You live in Vegas, pick off the drunk people staggering home.

No. Yes.

Dioses del Pan

Oh boy, this will end well.

They're fucking geniuses. They just pocketed 8 and a half million dollars and will probably make a lot more than that selling outdated Tegra 3's to idiots.

Sorry, we were too busy getting cash and snorting lines off hooker's tits.

THE BEST TIME ZONE HAS ARRIVED MOTHERFUCKERS

I think it's just a guide for internet etiquette.

This game. Just, holy shit. "This game is what Dark Souls wishes it was, each boss being a new thing to fear and dread, a new style of death and destruction that awaits you around every turn." -Anonymous

There's America's hat, America's beard, the place that goes to war with itself every half century or so, two dirt-poor places, a place ALWAYS at war with itself, a place that makes cheap shit, a koala reserve, and Russia.

Get a new computer, get enough sleep, and make sure nothing gets worse. We needed a study for that?

They have diplomatic immunity.

F5.

I JUST MADE THIS FUCKING SIGNATURE TOO GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

This sound? I've waited so long to use that.

I've never followed comics but that's pretty shitty. It's like a hundred year condom; you don't pass it on. You throw it away or keep using it until it breaks.

I don't even have a graphics card and that's never happened to me.

Why would she have a feminine username in the first place?

Get my ass shot off in a combat zone or have my feelings hurt online. Tough decision.

What kind of scummy shitty company would let them take out a policy on me?

What makes you think I have life insurance?

Please, I'm not worth the cost.