Raison d'être

You live in Vegas, pick off the drunk people staggering home.

No. Yes.

Dioses del Pan

Oh boy, this will end well.

They're fucking geniuses. They just pocketed 8 and a half million dollars and will probably make a lot more than that selling outdated Tegra 3's to idiots.

Sorry, we were too busy getting cash and snorting lines off hooker's tits.

THE BEST TIME ZONE HAS ARRIVED MOTHERFUCKERS

I think it's just a guide for internet etiquette.

This game. Just, holy shit. "This game is what Dark Souls wishes it was, each boss being a new thing to fear and dread, a new style of death and destruction that awaits you around every turn." -Anonymous

There's America's hat, America's beard, the place that goes to war with itself every half century or so, two dirt-poor places, a place ALWAYS at war with itself, a place that makes cheap shit, a koala reserve, and Russia.

Get a new computer, get enough sleep, and make sure nothing gets worse. We needed a study for that?

They have diplomatic immunity.

F5.

I JUST MADE THIS FUCKING SIGNATURE TOO GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

This sound? I've waited so long to use that.

I've never followed comics but that's pretty shitty. It's like a hundred year condom; you don't pass it on. You throw it away or keep using it until it breaks.

I don't even have a graphics card and that's never happened to me.

Why would she have a feminine username in the first place?

Get my ass shot off in a combat zone or have my feelings hurt online. Tough decision.

What kind of scummy shitty company would let them take out a policy on me?

What makes you think I have life insurance?

Please, I'm not worth the cost.

I got a new headset, some money, and juggling balls. As of now I'm listening to my annual Christmas song: