Raison d'être

I would've liked it to be a .png, but that was 40 kb too large. You can really see the difference.

It was about time for a change.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy More like why risk a bloody revolution and fallout from it when there's no real reason to.

That won't solve anything.

I go to all the houses that have a bowl saying "Take one", hide razor blades in them, then hide in the bushes.

They've worked for us. We got to be a superpower with these systems.

LET'S DO THIS AGAIN!

Humans have always thought about life. It's what separates us from animals.

Gruesome methods of execution continued well into the Renaissance.

And?

What's wrong with that?

Don't worry, you'll die.

Roller Coaster Tycoon moves to reality. Hardly anybody does, but then groups full of hippies like the ACLU would bitch and whine about it.

For short-term thinkers that is indeed a huge problem. But I fear the Year 292,277,026,596 problem more than anything else.

I ain't even a tangible object.

Most serious bullying incidents end with suspension or expulsion. Maybe if every fucking person was the best friend of the bully and absolutely nobody new comes in for the entire four years of high school, in which case you might as well get the shotty because you're in a dream.

Mine was probably tag or hide and go seek.

It means Cube's going to deflower you with a garden shovel while Corvette draws a grid.

http://www.theprovince.com/news/Amanda+Todd+Facebook+post+gets+fired+after+Calgary+complaint/7400280/story.html Modern day activists.

Ouch. Acute or chronic?

Nah, you push them over from behind and then kick their kidneys or head, depending on whichever one they're not shielding.

Does it scale with age?

I thought we all did.