Raison d'être

Did he try turning it off and on again or unplugging it then plugging it back in?

I hope we start with you.

There's also an oil shortage. Forever.

Why would you want to?

Come on, it's begging to be named Aquilifer's Asskicker.

Rome. If I do get it. I already have all of them except Shogun 2.

I'd go for England personally, Australia just seems too "normal" for me. By that I mean the spiders and burning heat. Have faith. I had an awesome Spanish teacher in high school who traveled a lot each summer. Central America, South America, Spain, pretty much every place that speaks Spanish.

Ask these high-tech cancer proliferators.Besides I'm not explicitly talking about them, I had B2's arrow to the knee thing in mind.

Why think of something interesting and funny to say when you can use memes to get a greater effect with much less effort? They're instantly recognizable and most have no copyright, a goldmine for lazy writers.That and I see fucking memes everywhere I go. I once saw a kid wearing a trollface shirt. I shit you not. Not in some edgy location, but in town where normal people go, and he did not look like he had too serious a neurological disorder. And now that memes are going into single-player games, where can I escape them? At least with references you have to make them fit, but with maymays you can just hide a fucking rage face in the background and sell millions.

I had a phone once, but nobody ever called me except to try to sell me something and even they would hang up when I started talking to them about sentimental issues.

The comments there are the archetype of Youtube.

I'm not usually a fan of this type of music, but this song man. This fucking song.

It's like a goldmine when a miner suddenly strikes a pocket of hydrogen sulfide, and then he and everyone else dies and the mine is closed forever.

I'll buy it later guys. I swear.

Why know 10 languages when you can know one?You're scared of American efficiency friend.

The only things shittier than Funnyjunk's content are its hotlinks.

You guys ARE aware that Guy's best is still pretty ♥♥♥♥ing shitty, right?

I'll be offering emotional support.Bronies, if you win you'll have done us proud.Bronies, if you lose you're all fucking terrible.Anti-bronies, if you win you're fucking cheating scumbags.Anti-bronies, if you lose it's just confirming the fact that you're a disorderly mob with the cohesion of a drunken blind man with Parkinson's.

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Maybe somebody was trying to get a job at Valve.

Pointless/Spam post is the "No reason given" of SPUF.

Indonesia's a unique case, it's one of the few predominantly Muslim countries not in North Africa or the Middle East. That's not very hard to do, considering the only thing they have in common is that they're shittholes with a sub-standard quality of life. And that's what I was saying, that simply a sub-standard standard of living does not contribute to religious violence.

The Middle East is about as shitty as South America and southern Africa, but they don't have much religious crime. Or at least, not at the same level as Islam.

Three infractions, that's it.Lost the first PM, but here are the other two:Dear Raison d'être,You have received an infraction at Steam Users' Forums.Reason: Insulted Other Member(s)-------Don't call other people names, it's provocative and unnecessary.-------This infraction is worth 4 point(s). 10 or more active infraction points will result in an automatic ban.Dear Raison d'être,You have received an infraction at Steam Users' Forums.Reason: Inappropriate Language-------Regardless of whether you meant it or not, please refrain from making that kind of posts in the future.-------This infraction is worth 4 point(s). 10 or more active infraction points will result in an automatic ban.