Raison d'être

Muslims overreact too fucking much. I don't want to say Islam (or its practitioners) is (are) innately violent, but if somebody mocks Jesus Christians may ostracize them but they won't storm embassies and murder ambassadors who had nothing to do with the damn thing.

I just wanted to call someone an asshole, so sue me.

Way to mock a serious subject asshole.

Sort of, until you realize everything the PPG fought for was useless, and they probably died in the city's defense.

I err on the side of caution, and kill most of them, except the ones I know are harmless. Don't worry, more will take their place.

I have killed three the past few months, and they were ENORMOUS. I'm sure one was pregnant. Oh, they were in the kitchen too. I am not even counting the garage. I have been very close to them many times, enough to make me jump in fear.

Drunk and stupid yet I'm still better than you.What's black and red and white all over? What do you call a black in college? Which sports are Mexico's best? How are freshwater fish like Jews?

Oh sorry, want me to crack a taxonomic textbook, crawl around in my garage and attic and list the other 50 ♥♥♥♥ing species in my goddamned house, instead of naming the one that I know exists and that would have the largest effect on me? AHAHAHA, do you live in the farmlands where they spray 5 tons of pesticide each month? That's the only way you won't have any bugs.

Oh yeah a shitton of Black Widows is very preferable to some stupid insect.

That's actually one of my wall trophies.I'll take a picture when I stop being lazy.

There's so many fucking insects and spiders and shit it honestly starts to scare me. I have no less than 5 dead bugs hanging on my wall, hit by heavy books (can't do that with a Kindle), but they keep coming. A few days ago I had an enormous spider in my bathroom sink, and that was the most uncomfortable shit of my life.

The Angry Birds Trilogy.$40 for the PS3 and 360 versions, Kinect and Move are supported, DLC has already been announced, and all for a game you could play for free on Newgrounds a few years ago.I'm saying 5 million.

Polycount was 25%, but they might've changed it since.

I don't get it. What's bad about it? It doesn't look any different from all the other Christmas movies out there.

Hell, even I can tell them apart. Not that I ever need to.

And yet we control the world. How's it feel?

Your first mistake is assuming people use Time as anything other than toilet paper. Your ignorance of American culture is astounding.

How the fuck can you pluralize that? You don't get Times, you get issues of Time.

Silly European, it's Time not The Times.

Re-install it?

It took you two days to upload that image with your European state internet.

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG_6CopW9GQ

They pay the right bills to the right people.