Raison d'être

Pomson is shit.Uber from buildings is shit.

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8 Not NCIS, but still.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRhGPVYRsOY

We don't negotiate with terrorists.

In California some people wear assless chaps without pants. They're called Senators.

Maybe in Brazil, but that shit don't fly here.

It's much better to have horse hair in your asshole?

I'm level 1. I completed the tutorial after a few minutes of laggy walking followed by speeds approaching 10 MPH, and decided that in an online battle against Helen Keller, she'd probably win.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/576701767880823076/E6F2216160C911B19BC514B9160BB773EDDE864A/ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHl

Because it repeats.

It repeats.

How is that a smiley?

You can drink at 17 but you can't play a game with blood in it. Makes sense.

Get drunk beforehand then.

Come to school dressed in a giant purple pimp robe and pimp stick with a lot of flashy gold jewelry and watches. Then instruct everyone to call you "The Godfather". You'll never get mistaken again.

Every time someone mentions Puff and it turns out to be whatever the hell that thing is, it hurts my ego. I mean seriously, with a name like this the last thing I'd expect is confusion.

Maybe one day SPUF will win at something meaningful... maybe one day.

What about it?

Not me, I was actually outside (???) and doing shit. Plus, I'd never disgrace my grammar like that. No capital letters? My pride wouldn't stand for that, no sir!

Do you make them in white?

Demoman, because I don't even have to fucking aim.

So do they come in white?

Blaze up the night.

Je veux baiser votre imbécile si durement vous éjaculez le sang.

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