Raison d'être

I might pick this up, actually.Although my shitty 480i TV may blunt the artistic part of it.

I sold my hand for booze. Yes.

It's funny because he'll never find anything gifted from me, because I'm too poor for Gift Wrap or Secret Saxons.

You know he's just going to sell it for vodka, right?

The Anarchist Cookbook and subway plans for L.A. I assure you the two are not related.

Herpes.

Like a page which lists posters in order of rep count.Or at least an unofficial one.Because why not?

I do.

BUT HE WAS ALIVE JUST YESTERDAY! lc

I should start saying that for all my rep posts.ESPECIALLY to the mods.

I did and made your rep 69.

Sometimes. If I can think of something witty.

Actually, the first ten minutes are basically the nudist talking to his kid (Oh yeah, whatever happened to his future? "Yes, my dad was the crazy naked guy beating his meat in public.") and after that it's just interviews with one kid about his experience and then 10 minutes of urging the viewer to send over 30 bucks for a charm bracelet.

Reminds me of when I was a wee child. I was a cunt the entire year, except for the week before Christmas, because I wanted Santa to bring me gifts.When I realized Santa wasn't real, I simply cut out that week and became a cunt year-round. To me it seems that people/adults replace Christmas with "anytime during the year", Santa with "God/karma", and gifts with "heaven."I mean, we gotta do SOMETHING good, so why not send over a few bucks to those nice guys with the video? You don't even have to do anything!

My boat was delivering bombs to the LRA but it was sunk by a crazy naked man.

Yeah, like that'll ever happen. Get fucking serious. Don't you mean queen?

Any publicity is good publicity, as they say.This is why you should never base decisions on one video, especially one with a shitload of emotional appeals, with very little logical appeals. Find out WHY they're doing it, and WHAT they stand to gain. 9 times out of 10, they're not doing it from the bottom of their hearts.But if you really want to stop injustice in the world...

Wait, GODDAMNIT THAT'S MY SENATOR!

He's from Southern Cali, so probably. Us Northern Californians would never do such a thing. In public.

http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpps/news/kony-2012-video-director-arrested-dpgonc-20120316-to_18597292AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttp://www.tmz.com/2012/03/16/jason-russell-video-naked-meltdown-kony/#.T2PH5eW6NKJAHAHAHAHASpecial thank you to Guy for providing me with these sources.

I think they've always been shit.

My character would look like the Spy, only without the balaclava and with blonde hair.My hat would be a grey fedora.My signature weapon would be an M60E4, with a Misericorde for melee. My FINAL REP SMASH would consist of me reading an eloquently crafted speech, rallying the commoners around me, and ending with hundreds of minions under my command. The bosses would be mods, ranging from relatively unknown to Eram himself, while the Final Boss would be BurtonJ.

Fucking trick-or-treaters.

They'll just go to your house and stab you instead.

Only if you're not skilled.I read "The Art of Posting", it's a good read and full of valid forum tactics.