Raison d'être

I think I'd get more empathy and compassion from the giant spider in my garage. My parents never pay(ed?) attention to lawyers either. Yes, you would. By Silent.

That's how it starts.

That's what you say now, then in 5 years you'll be fucking Silent on the coffee table on your son's FOURTH BIRTHDAY PARTY THAT'LL SCAR HIM FOR LIFE AND TURN HIM INTO A HATEFUL, SARDONIC PRICK.

Like spamming?

I'm still scratching my head about that.Of all the useful, wonderful, enlightening posters that have ever been banned, the one they picked to be unbanned was... you.

.1 more hours and you'll be Satan's spawn.

I think you stumbled across a competitive server by accident.

Rock operas based on Mega Man, how can you hate it?

Why not, my parents fuck(ed?) friends all the time.It's the godforsaken 21st century, if you're not in an adulterous relationship you're doing it wrong.

In high school science class, I learned that you cannot have two people jerk off into a cup and then expect a baby to form.Well, at least not while the teacher videotapes the results for "the scientific community."

I'm fucking serious, I saw a real live Medic.He was only there for a couple minutes and he wore a Gibus, so I think he hit "7" on the class selection screen instead of "8".

I once saw a Medic.

This is one of my biggest fears: an ochlocratic movement, composed of a lot of people passionate about something they know almost nothing about. How long before the next Hitler or other great orator comes about and convinces people to do something utterly stupid? It's like the Internet Blackout thing - great if you know everything about the bill, but because some random person said it's bad doesn't mean it is. I get a little tired of people who have no fucking idea what they're talking about espousing their opinions which frankly mean jack shit when they're based on "expert" opinions, loaded statements, and emotional appeals. I digress, however. It really depends: Do the ends justify the means? Is it right to con someone into doing good? To me, a charity gives away all of its money to its cause, except the basic amount it needs to continue operation. Invisible Children made an almost $5,000,000 profit. That seems more like a moderately successful business to me - perhaps a small movie company?

mw2i pwnd al teh nobs ROFL

I wanna be the evil guy or whatever.

It inrages me to.

I'm thinking of recording the sounds my hard drive makes when the head hits the platter, then selling it as dubstep.

Thing is, it's not. We drew the lucky cards when we were born, into a first world country. If, say, the roles were reversed, I doubt a lot of the Ugandans would care about us. I know this sounds cruel, but life itself is a brutal struggle for survival. I don't have much disposable income, and if I donate anything, I'm sure it will eventually end up financing a corrupt politician's coup. That's what happens in those places these days. I personally blame European colonialism.

Want him gone? Ask your Western government of choice to have a special operations team put a bullet into his head. I could, but... they can make more.

I used to watch Inuyasha and Case Closed. That's about it.

Uh...Nothing.

You like ♥♥♥♥ing the blind one, Guy, because she doesn't run when she sees your ugly ass dick coming towards her.

It was a scientific inquiry, thank you very much. Both of us won, as humanity has gained a new understanding and has begun a new Age of Enlightenment.

All I know is that I don't have enough.Grazie, amici.

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