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  1. >killing edgy loli vampires edit: i make better version yes
  2. As an amicus curiae I would like to point out that the courtroom needs some disco tunes playing 24/7.
  3. Also, I plead guilty of being incredibly handsome, fabulously wealthy, and unimaginably intelligent.
  4. You mean the fifth? No, the third.
  5. <Witty Name>

    I Call a Court Hearing

    >no raifu disgusting/10
  6. <Witty Name>

    I Call a Court Hearing

    >being objectively wrong rammit pls go
  7. <Witty Name>

    I Call a Court Hearing

    We can go to SUBWAY (sandwish restaraunt)
  8. <Witty Name>

    I Call a Court Hearing

    Motion carried. Spoiler
  9. <Witty Name>

    I Call a Court Hearing

    I motion to hit the plaintiff with a sledgehammer
  10. I agree that we shouldn't freely hands the cops APCs to make donut runs with, but this isn't about regular police. Generally speaking, the police want to play it safe when it comes to unknown situations. As long as things don't go wrong (such as what happened here), there aren't many negative consequences beyond the risk of appearing to use force overzealously. If they're going after someone with a record of illegal firearm possession, then they're not going to send a cop with a baton and taser to knock on the front door.
  11. Where is the militarization? SWAT teams are equipped to handle situations that regular officers can't- which neccessitates some degree of armament- and in this case the military power they exercised was limited to a can that makes a bright light and loud noise.
  12. Precisely. But hey, blaming the cops is easy.
  13. <Witty Name>

    Christmas Name Change Request Thread

    I'd like to be <Spooky Name> ooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOoooooooo
  14. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    >She rides the bicycle around >Does everything with HONK
  15. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Taser attachment when Grenade launcher attachment when Tactical shotgun attachment when Cops blinded by flashlights when Lasers improving hipfire accuracy when Fixed scope sway when
  16. <Witty Name>

    The Reaction Pictures Thread

    Spoiler thanks /pdg/
  17. <Witty Name>

    IPS 4 - The Future

    It's unreasonable to sit on old versions of software long after upgrades are available. As commander said, it's necessary for security/stability- old versions fall into disrepair as dev work focuses on newer versions of software, which can cause something that seems perfectly fine to degrade over time.
  18. I'd like my named spookified as

    1. Argeon

      Argeon

      I guess it's time to hand over the memes

    2. Spycicle
    3. LadyBernkastel

      LadyBernkastel

      Spooky Scary Witty Name sends shivers down your spine

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  19. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    I roll with the GL40 + Locomotive. Two medkits on the third floor for when the five billion snipers manage to shoot me and some ammo on another floor just to use all the favors. The grenade launcher is great for dealing with the cops as they rappel down, file through doorways, or hide behind the couches. Since everything is at close range save for the snipers, the Loco has no real issues dealing with enemies. Most of the snipers can either be shot or blown up, although the one to the far right is quite difficult to hit with the GL40. I'm currently working on soloing the heist on Overkill, which is quite difficult with all the drill-restarting nonsense. I might just get the tech skills, then restart until I get an auto-restarting thermal drill.
  20. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damage_control
  21. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    They're handy for telling if your gun deals 40 damage or 39.5 damage. Both display as 40 damage in the stats screen, but guess which won't one-shot green cops?
  22. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    They're hidden as debug commands. You have to use some lua scripting to activate them.
  23. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    Hoxhud lets you restart on pro heists and start the game without waiting for people to ready up >n-not cheating >i-it's just q-quality of l-life
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