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  1. <Witty Name>

    Terraria

    The copper/tin staves are decent. The projectiles are slow as a snail, but they're handy against zombies and eyes flying straight at you.
  2. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    the centaur build advice above is absolute trash, use mine instead CENTAUR WARRANGER GUIDE: GAME START: Shiva's Guard Recipe. You need armor to play Centaur, so buy the best armor item in the game. FIRST ITEM: Divine Rapier. Look at this winrate: You want an 88.75% winrate, don't you? Buy one. SECOND ITEM: Dagon. Consider the following COLD HARD FACTS: Blink Dagger. 2150 gold. 0 damage. Blink Dagger II. Doesn't even exist. Dagon I. 2720 gold. 400 damage. Dagon II. 3970 gold. 500 damage. As you can see, not only does the Dagon do more damage than a Blink Dagger, but it also scales better in the late game. I don't understand why people pick the trash dagger. THIRD TEM: Shiva's Guard. Your opponents, lulled into a feeling of false security by your previously unused recipe, will be annihilated by your 40% slow FOURTH ITEM: Buy a tp scroll. Don't use it, though, or you'll lose the 100 gold investment. FIFTH/SIXTH ITEMS: Two pairs of brown boots, since you have four hooves. You delay this item to gain maximum value from your Dagon. you are now six-slotting like a champ and will perform big plays
  3. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    His post-highschool situation involves blowing up and going to King Verumae's planet? I'm jealous
  4. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

    And then there's r/redpill jesus christ in a handbasket
  5. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

    The fact that nobody knew Victoria was fired until one of the upcoming AMA guests asked where she was is one of the many nails in the coffin. That's a mindblowing failure to communicate.
  6. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    ​u wot games like Tribes: Ascend feature practically no cover mechanics at all ​Oh look ded game has no cover. Coincidence? I think not. ​Ded game because Hi-Rez annihilated it with pay to win weapons (lol plasma rifles). The game mechanics were amazingly fun. anyways uh on topic now Are any of the relatively new weapon packs worth getting?
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    Reddit shitstorm

    Yes, you can say "X is ugly" and not get immediately banned from Reddit. I'm not seeing how that translates to sexism/racism. Would you cry misandry if I said that a white man was ugly? The racist guy is a twat, mhm. A bunch of people upvoted him for making a cheap pun and a bunch of people downvoted him after realizing he's from the wacky racism subreddit. I wouldn't immediately interpret it as a woman-beating joke, either. I'm a very metaphorical person, and I'd say that after someone was struck a serious blow in some way - such as losing their post as a CEO. It's like being punched in the face.
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    Payday General

    ​u wot games like Tribes: Ascend feature practically no cover mechanics at all
  9. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

    ​You can't say "racism and sexism" repeatedly without offering some more convincing evidence than "someone said a swear word at her" or "someone made a pun with her name"
  10. <Witty Name>

    Dota General

    rest in peace
  11. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

    are you having a laugh? I don't see how race or gender have to do with being an idiot. It's not racist if you ask a black person to stop punching plate glass windows - you're pointing out that they're doing something stupid, not that they're inferior because of their race.
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    Reddit shitstorm

    Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America. This will be interesting. Will it turn out that all of Reddit is actually misogynistic, or that all of Reddit doesn't like being lead by a clueless idiot?
  13. <Witty Name>

    TF2 general

    do they just have the game end when ANY entity falls into the pit? ok (:
  14. <Witty Name>

    Payday General

    ​Play the angles and always stay in a defensible position where you only face enemies in one direction. Always have a fallback position to move back to. ​is this a heisting game or a taking-cover simulator
  15. <Witty Name>

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    ​You know, you could just buy Super Saiyan instead of grinding for it, if you were patient enough. ​I had to do a double take when reading this grinding == impatient in Dragon Ball AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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      <Witty Name>

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    2. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      I know how much you hate them, so let's do this.

    3. DualJay

      DualJay

      this triggers my ptsd

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  17. ​If he even gets in the robot. ​He'll spend 45 minutes angsting over it for an entire episode.
  18. <Witty Name>

    Is TF2 Dead?

    I play it from time to time for nostalgia's sake, but then it crashes because it hates my laptop literally dead
  19. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

  20. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

    ​seconded click here to sign the petition ​fuck off with your memey bulsshit http://www.change.org/p/spufpowered-petition-to-ban-kayohgee-and-to-throw-eggs-at-his-extended-family please stop memeing
  21. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

    petition to ban kayohgee and to throw eggs at his extended family ​you could have titled it "r/spufpoweredcirclejerk will not be going dank" you could have done it
  22. <Witty Name>

    Reddit shitstorm

    kung Pao: enter the shitstorm
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