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  1. LadyBernkastel

    GOTY 2013

    Pokemon X and Y
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    Anime General Discussion

    Absolutely nothing.
  3. Because all of you were begging for this. [spoiler2]Chapter 1 "Guys, must we do this?" Rammire tiptoed into the room. He took a look both ways. "You know, I'm really not supposed to be doing this. If Commander finds out . . " DualJay put a finger up to his mouth and shushed him. "That's why Commander isn't going to find out. Now trust me. This is going to be funny." Rammire, DualJay, and Idiot Cube fumbled around for the light switch. The room was decorated with various pictures of girls, completely in black and white. They finally turned on the lights, revealing Huff sleeping quietly in his bed. They tried to compose themselves as they grabbed a sharpie and started drawing mustaches and goaties on all the girls. "Wait wait, they're not done yet." Idiot Cube drew a top hat one of the posters. "There, now it's a masterpiece!" Rammire and DualJay tried not to laugh. They started drawing top hats on the other pictures, unaware the Huff was starting to wake up behind them. Huff sat up on the bed and saw what the three had done to his pictures. "You know --" "Bah!" Rammire jumped up. "Huff's awake!" He dashed out of the room. DualJay and Idiot Cube stayed to hear what Huff had to say. "I'd still hit that." ------------------- Everyone gathered in the dining room foor breakfast. Well, almost everyone. A few people stayed behind to avoid the inane babbling that went on at every meal, like Designator and Raison d'etre. They all formed groups at the three tables, with an admin seated at the head of each table. Commander sat at the head of the left-most table. He took a glance to his right at Binary's table. He noticed Binary wasn't wearing a hat. Now was his chance to show him up. Commander put a fedora on top of his head and grinned. He looked to the right again and saw that Binary suddenly had a trilby on his head. Commander didn't stop grinning. He reached into his pocket and grabbed a folded berret, which he then sat upon his fedora. He took another look at Binary and saw the Binary was now wearing a cloche on his trilby. Commander glared at him. He took a bag off of his shoulder and unzipped it. He took out a fez and sat it on top of the beret. Binary looked over and noticed Commander was staring at him. He reached under his chair and sat a baseball cap on top of his cloche. Commander's face became red with rage. He reached into the bag, but there wasn't another hat in there. "What? I thought I packed more hats than this!" "Hey, Commander." Just a Gigolo sat down with Ikea Boy and Achilles. "We saw a bag with hats in your room. Hope you don't mind we borrowed them." "You what?!" Commander took another look at Binary, who was now wearing a beanie on top of his baseball cap. "Note to self: Make a new rule. Anyone who takes Commander's hats gets banned five ever." ------------------- Grobag sat on his bed, cradling a little sloth in his arms. He hummed quiet lullaby. Simon entered the room and took off his shoes. "Hey, Grobag. I'm back. I --" He noticed Grobag cradling the sloth. "Dude, why do you keep these sloths in here? You know we can't have pets." Grobag just pleasantly smiled. "That doesn't stop Corvette and Doopliss from keeping LadyBernkastel." Grobag gently scratched the top of the sloth's head. "Besides, I know how to properly take care of them. Binary and Commander will never have to know, because the sloths will never be in the way." "Fine." Simon took off his jacket and set it down on the chair at his desk. "Just keep them off my bed. I swear, every time one of those sloths get on my bed, my blankets stink of algae." "You worry too much, Simon. I have a complex system of making sure sloths don't get on your bed. Watch." Grobag looked at Simon's bed. He stared at it for a good ten seconds before reporting. "There aren't any sloths on your bed." Simon tried to hold back, but he couldn't stop himself from laughing. "Alright, Grobag. I'll work with you. But if I ever want a cat in the future, remember that you owe me." Simon opened the door and started to walk out. "I'll be back in a few. I'm joining a few of the guys for a game of Mann vs Machine." "Have fun, Simon." When Simon left the room, Grobag stood up, still cradling the sloth. He took it over to Simon's bed and started playing with it. "Now, remember, Slothie. Do we tell uncle Simon that we were playing on his bed? No we don't." Slothie responded with a yelp. "That's right. We don't."[/spoiler2] Next chapter won't be posted until I finish a shipping chart, which will be . . . whenever I feel like it. probablytomorrow
  4. LadyBernkastel

    We Friend Codes now

    My friend Safari is Eevee, Minccino, and Lillipup
  5. LadyBernkastel

    So We All Chipped in And Bought This Stupid Mansion

    I still have no idea what the hell I'm gonna do with this. You have a place in SPUF City 2 though.
  6. LadyBernkastel

    Anime General Discussion

    The Naruto hype died down not too long ago. Are you that surprised?
  7. LadyBernkastel

    Anime General Discussion

    If it helps, it's not a straight harem show. It's a parody and a parody of several genres.
  8. LadyBernkastel

    Anime General Discussion

    I thought watching the anime would be entertaining, at least until I was able to try one of the games. It's just been really boring so far.
  9. LadyBernkastel

    Anime General Discussion

    I decided to watch Hyperdimension Neptunia, since I had some interest in the games. Only seen a couple of episodes, but so far, it's amazing how they can take such an interesting premise and do nothing with it.
  10. Just so you all know "LadyBernkastel" is properly pronounced "LadyGodDamnBernkastel." The GodDamn is invisible.

  11. LadyBernkastel

    I regret nothing.

    binary y
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    Generic PS4 Thread

    I still want to get one. Probably gonna wait until KH3 actually gets here though.
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    In which Bern buys a PS3

    I was gonna get a PS4, but PS4 has no games. So I found a nice deal on a PS3. My bundle came with the Ratchet and Clank collection. I'm also signing up for PS+, so I'll have the games that come with that too. Other things I know I want to get in the future: Ratchet and Clank games CoD: Ghosts (shuddap) The Last of Us Uncharted Kingdom Hearts HD Metal Gear Solid 4 Grand Theft Auto 5 To the two of you who have a PS3, any suggestions?
  14. My PS3 came in. Wasn't even expecting it for another couple of weeks.

  15. LadyBernkastel

    In which Bern buys a PS3

    Meh. I have Halo 3 and Reach. Can't say I'll care if I miss any future installments. Ew.
  16. LadyBernkastel

    In which Bern buys a PS3

    I will remember that.
  17. LadyBernkastel

    In which Bern buys a PS3

    My PC sucks
  18. LadyBernkastel

    In which Bern buys a PS3

    Right now, none of them are. And from what I understand, the service that will allow it won't be here for a long while.
  19. LadyBernkastel

    crits versus nocrits

    I'm torn. On the one hand, random crits are clearly bullshit. On the other hand, the griefer in me loves them.
  20. LadyBernkastel

    Elder Scrolls Online

    I feared it was going to play just like WoW. While it does take some elements from WoW, it still plays like TES. Which is already better than I was expecting. I'm liking it so far.
  21. LadyBernkastel

    Elder Scrolls Online

    Yup. Played it for a bit. I had to lower my graphics settings a lot in order to run it, but it's better than nothing.
  22. LadyBernkastel

    Elder Scrolls Online

    So, it turns out I got accepted for the beta too.
  23. LadyBernkastel

    Google Chrome new tab goes to Bing and KEEPS going to Bing

    Malwarebytes is the best one I've used. Also, check the programs listed in the Unistall a Program list. Malware like this often shows up there.
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    Grand Theft Auto

    So, my brother got GTA IV about half a year ago. I originally had no interest in the series, but seeing some gameplay of GTA V made me interested in it. So, I decided to start playing GTA IV to gauge my interest in the series about a couple of weeks ago. It's a lot more fun than I expected, which surprises me because of a few issues that annoy me to no end. I'm assuming GTA V is better, so I might look into getting it.
  25. LadyBernkastel

    So We All Chipped in And Bought This Stupid Mansion

    Procrastination! Go!
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