Rammite

​Valve wanted to make America great again by adding a new revolver is that 100% accurate literally all the time, and is an instant kill no matter where you hit. It shoots fast and reloads faster. Valve literally took one of the instakill guns from GMod, and put it in.   It's 'balanced' because it is a revolver and needs time to pull back the hammer. This means you have to hold the mouse button for about half a second before it fires - except CS:GO players have the best crosshair tracking discipline in the world.

Speaking of stupid people: http://www.thecybercolumn.com/2015/12/a-us-town-has-rejected-proposal-for.html

no one uses this thread, but without a knowledge of the comp scene the following will make no sense which actually might make it funnier   https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3w9gkj/something_the_summit_4_will_miss_this_time/cxump8z

https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyCemetery/top/ it physically hurts to read these

BINARY, DO ALL THE THINGS

post cool shit/annoying bugs   I have both! Got the controller to work pretty darn well on TF2. I can snipe better, but twitch aiming for snap rockets and scatterguns is tough. Fallout 4 runs fine but seems to really struggle with moving the camera, as if there was some crazy input lag.   The Link on the other hand is really disappointing, probably because our router is just not meant for streaming, and the TV is too far for us to use a wired connection. TF2 would run fine for 4 seconds, then freeze for 1. Repeat ad infinitum. Fallout 4 ran fine, but camera controls were sluggish and delayed, as if only half the camera control inputs were being received. Trying to shoot outside of VATS was hilariously bad.

I'm super excited for non-steam game integration. For many people, that was the only serious drawback, albeit a perfectly reasonable one.   Steam Controller for stuff like Overwatch or Battlefield 4 or some other crazy stuff could be amazing.

My first instinct was to be deterred because it feels like there have been way too many of these for some reason, but I can only think of the Yogscast game. I dunno, I'm not fond of when people just insert themselves into games. Minecraft Story Mode feels the same way to me, like it's all a weird fanfiction. It's still probably a great game.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3w418i/meis_melee_attack_is_literally_a_mitten_to_the/cxt8av7

It bothers me that they'd go really deep into the references by quoting integral parts, and then mis-spell quotes left and right. You'd imagine that the text parts would be the easiest to do.

Shoot for the 25th for maximum magicalness.   If anyone might not be online on the 25th, PM me and I'll coordinate another time for you to gift, and for your santa to gift to you.

I got a Logitech G230 for $30

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/3vt13n/psa_all_postlaunch_heroes_and_maps_will_be/ barring any crazy hostile takeovers, exactly 100% of all new heroes and maps will be completely and utterly free!

that is same crazy ass level of denial and high school special snowflakeism   anyway, changing the topic: I'll be sending out the PMs shortly. Everyone has until the 25th to send your gifts. For the sake of sanity, don't actually spend any money for a week or so incase any problems arise and I need to reshuffle the giftees.

​literally the last time we talked about this it was 100% clear to literally everyone that the literal worst thing you could do is to whine about the past act like a fucking normal person and we will treat you like a normal person humanity has figured this out millenia ago

If it wasn't $20, I'd be a lot more liberal about gifting it around when it was on sale but i mean darn it that's a big price   I didn't even buy my copy, someone gave me a free copy

Okay, so far I have: Rammite Cube Cretler Guy Kayohgee Grobag Binary Moby Caveson Paero   Is that all? We had tons more last few years, cmon guys!

​Does he know his stock photos have achieved meme status ​god i hope so

​Dominion get!   A lot of the problem with me is I can't go for the hardcord board games because of our group of 5-7 board gamers, it's only me and another friend that can just sit down and strategize for some of the more tricky stuff. I also wanted Coup because my brother played it and the idea of bluffing and fuckery is so amazingly awesome. Finally, I was thinking - Why isn't there a board game that mixes a deck of cards in? It'd be one of those board games where the board is built as the game progresses like Betrayal at the House on the Hill, but each 'room' is a card from each player's hand, so you have to play around your hand and make a board that your character would thrive in.

It might be better to save the amazon wishlists for some other time, since they'd be way too much to organize. It didn't help that I organized the regular secret santa late. Maybe we could have steam secret santas in winter, and amazon secret santas in summer?

Amazon is having a huge board game sale and I want to get Dominion so badly but am unsure if it'll be worth it   A huge problem I have with board games is that my brother isn't really interested in a lot of them, but my high school friends are but we can only meet like once every two months which is a shame because i fucking love board games/card games

put a sticky note next to it saying you'll have his babies

​Welcome to advanced math classes, where teachers teach you the ABC, homework is about writing in french and tests are about translating feudal japanese into italian. ​Entirely too true, I came into uni as jovial lad with dreams of a minor in math. That flame wasn't extinguished, it was drenched in a torrent of despair and poor grades.   Speaking of poor grades, guess who probably failed his probability test? This guy! I was sick for one day and the stuff that the teacher covered during that one day - that was half the test. Fuck.

I'm cooped up in the library studying for an impossible math test, I got a paper cut this morning, my calculator is dead despite me refilling the batteries just 3 weeks ago and holy shit i hate my life my average right now is a 73, my last test was a 60 (40 raw score + 20 points scaled up because class average was so low), if I don't get at least a 60 this test, I have exactly zero chance of passing this class none of the homework questions make any sense to me and i'm literally on the verge of tears as everything crumbles around me