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General DeGroot

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General DeGroot last won the day on November 5 2019

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About General DeGroot

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    local man too scary to die
  • Birthday July 22

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  1. nothing quite says "pandemic" like my boss at the dojo saying he might have to lay me off.

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver


      Dojo like karate?

    2. General DeGroot

      General DeGroot

      Yep. Might be the thing that gets me into a better job where I can actually have a social life again, so I welcome it.

  2. lord help me i'm back on tf2's bullshit. Currently running Comanglia's toaster config and I'm only getting 30 FPS. Any suggestions?

    1. Veez


      I've heard good things about masterconfig.

  3. Decimated becomes less of an intimidating physical threat once you understand its true meaning.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      Ritualized? Man come on the worst that can happen from being ritualized is getting clap from the stripper dad bought you for your 18th birthday.

    3. TheOnlyGuyEver


      It gets worse when you have to convert the guy to a fraction after.

    4. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      Decimated is pretty bad if your compiler always rounds down tho

  4. nearly 80 people used to post here... now, it's a ghost town.

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    2. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être


    3. Gyokuyoutama


      I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.  Hundreds baited by obvious pony threads.  I watched posters struggle to obtain worthless fireaxes by completing arbitrary challenges in a dying game.  All those moments will be gone now, like tears in the rain.

    4. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      I still whack my jag every night, in remembrance of what was lost. Among other reasons.

  5. Cracked open a monster ultra zero recently, now can't stop listening to Metallica/Alice in Chains and complaining about how much better games were back then


    1. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      I used to pick up packs of those from the Dollar General and have one of those a day back when I was no-lifing Warframe with the boys last year, those were the best times I will ever have on this earth.

  6. happy birthday to the most homicidal, suicidal, genocidal monster on this board with depression

    when will the pain stop

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver


      Happy birthday!

    3. Expresate


      It's okay. I got you a present. The whole sudetenland! 

    4. Huff
  7. minecraft good fortnite bad please give e-money

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    2. TheOnlyGuyEver
    3. Gyokuyoutama


      I'm going to say something that may be controversial but I'm prepared to accept the backlash.


      Team Fortress 2 is a better game than Fortnite.

    4. Raison d'être

      Raison d'être

      bud lite > fort nite

  8. Big Lincoln sends you to Hell!

  9. why the hell'd they change the format back i was just getting used to the dead threads being at the top

  10. DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

    1. TheOnlyGuyEver


      "Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa!"

    2. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      *Plankton laughing*

  11. General DeGroot

    In Which Rynjin Shills Himself

    Apart from pseudo-choreographing it irl, I'd search some sparring matches up online. For pure striking, do Karate and Kickboxing, for grappling do Judo and BJJ, and for a mix try Sambo and MMA. Kung Fu guys rarely spar as a rule.
  12. General DeGroot

    In Which Rynjin Shills Himself

    fucking sold EDIT: Just gonna drop my thoughts from my first impressions as some chucklefuck with full-time employment as a sifu/whatever the hell my dojang's equivalent is 1: Good idea using Kung Fu, namely five animals as your martial arts base - There's a lot of diversity in those combined arts which allows for a lot of freedom of explanation - Although I personally found it difficult to read my way through the initial combat scene. Maybe run it through with a friend while trying to keep a straight face. 2: The concept of some esoteric psychonaut-fu that lacks the usage of Qi automatically puts you in my good graces and tactfully covers the Qi energy field bullshit side of martial arts rather well 3: I have taught six-year-olds. The fact they managed to sit entirely silent for what in writing sounds like several hours is what most would consider a miracle. I need to learn this style of disciplinary action that hopefully doesn't involve a bamboo stick.

    1. hugthebed2


      Round a Red Rock Blasters, EXTRA Sugar around the rim.

  14. Just so we're all in the know, the winter hunger games are liable to happen on the 22nd, with a possible break because i'm obligated to go to my dojang's christmas party. That or it won't happen because tight scheduling.

  15. >When you take a shit so hard you give yourself a headache

    1. LordAIDS Monkey

      LordAIDS Monkey

      This status update gave me a headache.

    2. Raison d'être
    3. Idiot Cube

      Idiot Cube

      Did you shit your brains out?