Batty Batterson

Well, to replace your motherboard you'll basically have to completely take apart your computer and then put it back together again. If you don't feel comfortable doing that yourself you can just take it to a computer shop and have them do it.

Nice to see that they didn't even try to give it unique stats.

About time he started making these again.

It would be fine if it stopped at the womb and didn't make you kill isaac to complete it.

I loved that one. The red fly is OP as hell.

Thanks to the buff this beauty is actually the Deagle's most viable loud build. Spoiler

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Iunno. I use the KSP as a jack of all trades weapon for Techforcer because it's still fairly good at mid range engagements. I can consistently hit targets climbing the fences from hangar during Firestarter Day 1. I just can't think of any situations where the MG42 would out perform the KSP enough to justify having no range because I run Loco as my secondary usually. If I were to use something like a scoped Bronco for a pocket sniper rifle, maybe MG42 would be better, but iunno. 12 accuracy vs 14 isn't that much of a difference. The Buzzsaw beats out the KSP in its ammo capacity, rof, and stability, which are an LMG's most important stats.

The Buzzsaw is pretty much completely superior to the KSP. The KSP has a better 40 damage build but 40 damage isn't something you need on an LMG. I don't think the Nagant actually does anything that the R93 doesn't besides fire slightly faster, also it's the only sniper rifle that doesn't force you to use a sight. The Broomstick doesn't really do anything but it's pretty cool I guess. The Patchett hits 40/18 for ovk or 45/14 for dw, but has an absolutely atrocious rof. Any of the SMGs from Hotline Miami or the Patchett. Though the Uzi is arguably inferior to the Patchett other than its slightly higher ammo capacity and better rof.

It'd be nice if the Deagle got its ammo buffed to 40 or 50 so it could have a nice 60 damage build.

Loco doesn't work with Flechettes unless you have shark teeth. The Judge with Flechettes is really nice, highest range of any shotgun.

Most special ammo is useless. Flechette and AP rounds are generally not worth the trade offs and Buckshot isn't really necessary because you're doing a lot of damage anyway. Plus, all of them reduce your ammo capacity which is already low with shotguns. HE rounds are really the only ones that have some utility. They effectively replace AP rounds since they can hit shields with splash damage and they can also stunlock dozers, which is awesome for DW. It's pretty much mandatory to use them with a high capacity shotgun though. My advice would be HE M1014 with a regular ammo Loco, or an HE Sweeper if you want to use a non-shotty primary. The Loco is probably the all-round best shotgun in the game, though. Correction: Flechette is always worth it. As long as you're still over 80 damage Flechettes are always good. Slug and buckshot are the only useless ammo types.

I really hate that Coffee Stain's most successful game is fucking Goat Simulator because now they have no reason to make a real game ever again.

Yeah, the rooms that punish you for not being OP but reward you for already being OP are annoying.

Depending on what mods are available the Patchett and Broomstick could be really good DW guns. The Broomstick already has 45 damage without mods and just needs some more accuracy to be good. Assuming it takes universal mods the Patchett can get to 45 with Fire Breather + Auto Fire and then hopefully has something to boost its accuracy.

Wow, the weapon descriptions on the update page are pretty much straight from Wikipedia.

The nagant should be able to one-shot shields on DW, I'm not sure about tasers though.

Holy shit, the Buzzsaw sounds insane.

I'm assuming at least some of them are different. Who's going to pay five bucks for reskins? Payday 2 players.

There's not really any way for any of the weapons to not be either a direct upgrade or a direct downgrade from what we already have. Unless they're exactly the same.

Last time there was a beta was right before the Ass pack so I guess there's a pattern here.

Combat Medic is terrible. Painkillers isn't very useful but is fine I guess. You should definitely have Leadership aced. Pistols aren't really going to be useful unless you ace Gunslinger. Pistol Messiah isn't really worth it without acing it. Nerves of Steel goes well with Pistol Messiah but is expensive. Not acing Sprinter and Fast Hands is a crime against humanity. Trigger Happy does literally nothing and Low Blow is just bad, especially if it isn't even aced (don't ace it though).