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I would just like to say that the Gauntlet track is brilliant. Really catchy.

People spamming Old Hoxton's "OI Twatwaffle follow me cuntbucket assbreath shitforbrains" is getting really annoying. Guess I'm switching from New Hox to Wick

I get why First Aid kits exist. They're there to extend how long you can go before needing a doc bag. Kicked by a cloaker from full health? Just use first aid instead of permanently being at low health for the next 3 downs. They're also useful for stupid pubbies who eat all the goddamn Doc Bags and leave none left when you're at BW.

So the new Partner in Crime seems useful. Your Jokers get 40-80% damage resistance. Which means your Jokered MFR gets about 550 effective health. Which means they might actually last more than a minute. Also Aced Hostage Taker means 24% of your health regens every minute? Huge point sinks, but I can see their uses. Jokers worth a damn regenerating a quarter of your health between assault waves.

Get the Fuck up.

New trees for those of you at work/mobile/school.

Thermite First World Bank A panic room full of money Acting Dumb Dallas, Hoxton, Chains, Old Chains, Wolf, Houston Bag Throwing Simulator 2014 Hillary from Gensec Dropping the Pager Akimbo Saws Black Cards -General In Payday 2's newest heist, you steal ____ from _____. Payday's newest heister is ______. Gensec's new elite unit is ______. Payday's newest mask looks just like ____. What's the best way to kill a Dozer? All I got from card drops is ____. Put a ____ and a(n) ____ on every bullet! -Heist stuff The drill is jammed again. Why don't we just use ____? I need partner to collect my ____ I left behind, while spending time in _____. Hector needs you to move his _____ supply to a _____ by the harbor. -Bain Guys, the Thermal _____ , go get it! Oh ____, come with me! Fuck me, I'm going with ____. Now that you've taken _____, the police assault is going to take more time. Looks like ____ are going to get involved! Release the marked _____ to release _____ from custody. -Pager Stuff Can you speak up? I can't hear anything over the sound of _____. You've reached _____, he's unavailable at the moment, please leave _______ at the beep. BEEP Are you meaning to tell me these pagers aren't _____ proof? I was in the bathroom, if you want to know the truth today was _____ day. Had a _____ incident, but it's over now. Nothing going on but _____. That ____ nearby is messing up my radio. -Cloaker Stuff The safeword is _____. You wear that ____ in your pants like a badge of honor! Next time, check your _____! I'm gonna beat the ____ out of you! What's left after you beat the shit out of a piece of shit? -Dozer stuff You're up against the ____ and *I* am the Fucking ___! (one card, fills both slots) -Tazer stuff I got 50,000 _____ here with your name on 'em. Tazergun set to ____.

Because after repeatedly failing on normal, I'd like to know common tips that help lead to success. I wasn't even aware there was a camera room, I just thought cameras on Shadow Raid were something you had to deal with.

Stealth is really unforgiving in Metro 2033, you get spotted by one guy on the can and everyone in the map suddenly knows. It's Much easier in Last Light because they polished the stealth system. But yeah, Metro is the most atmospheric game I've ever played. A lot of that is borrowed from the book, which is worth a read if you've the time and interest.

Is there a guide on how to Shadow Raid? I gather you're supposed to steal stuff without being seen, but for the life of me, I can't "Figure out" this heist.

Those of you wondering about the Safehouse Halloween Heist, It's probably coming back, because I notice they updated the achievement descriptions for it. They used to say "This is a secret achievement" Now they say "This is a secret achievement. It is only obtainable during the Annual Halloween Event!"

LMGs are mostly there for funsies. Also they apparently generate a ton of threat (and panic if you've perked it) which means cops shoot back less. RPK is the worst LMG because it's available at low reputation. It's like the AMCAR of LMGs.

Well, I'm excited... Now there are two studios working on new content (and bugfixes) instead of just one. There's no immediate substance, but this also means more heists besides the Dentist's remaining two (golden grin casino, big diamond).

King of the Jungle, but a person, says Rambo to me. A mobile KSP cop essentially. Edit: Or maybe a Gensec Cloaker to go with the Gensec Dozer. Rambo Cloaker with a better gun and more health, think Catachans.

It really is. It's like duck hunt, except you're the duck. The Dog is a bulldozer and the Zapper is four snipers across the street. And you can only claim one bag at a time because it uses the slow ass loot zipline.

The Chimano Compact has the potential to be a useful Pistolmind gun. With gunslinger plus weapon mods it just edges past the 40 damage threshold (something the gruber can't do) So you've got a pistol with 150 bullets, 17 accuracy, and 43 damage

Old Hox heist prediction. I bet it's a hybrid Heist, like Diamond Heist from PD1. Sneak into the courthouse, get C4 and plant C4, pull off trailer wall explosion, shoot all sons a bitches and rescue Old Hox. Armor bag becomes useful since you need to switch between walking past guards to shooting them. I bet most pubs will probably just shoot up the courthouse though because lazy. Also some Dentist preplanning options that make either the sneaking or shooting bits easier. Reasons: Existence of Armor bag, Akimbo courthouse screenshot, Wall explosion in trailer showing evidence of carefully sneaking in before blowing shit up.

So the trailer for Big Bank followed the heist pretty much how it happens in game. The Ohox breakout trailer has a car chase. Does this mean rail shooter section? Or maybe it'll just be heat street.

I'm thinking akimbo's probably two primary weapon slots. Now what possibilities does that open? Sniper and LMG/AR Assault Rifle and blooper Primary and Saw without carbon blades

Jokers do count as Hostages for the purpose of Health Regen. The Health regen isn't *that* good though, especially for 12 points.

Mastermind stuff looks like it can be ridiculously good, if it all interacts correctly. If Inspire also procs damage resistance for example. And if Jokers count as hostages for the purpose of health regen.

They killed my 32 conceal Cobra. (Also the Swedish K, but I never had the mods for that) RIP high concealment saw.

Saw is so good, but I'm L99 which means reset soon, which means no saw anymore. Also, Rienfield is a lot of fun. Game finally dropped me a couple more Shark teeth mods so I could try more shotguns. Also managed to sneak Deathwish Go Bank with pubbies for three achievements (Eco Round, Is Everything OK, Cash in before you Cash out). Was pretty gud night overall.

You can also load undercover, shoot your pistol, get 512k and reset. It takes like 30 seconds. No option of challenges though.

One of Old Hox's PD1 masks. New Hox is Burned Hox. Coincidence or not? (Probably)