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As a traitor who moved to Canada in 2012, I'll probably celebrate American independence by drinking a Tim Horton's coffee, eating poutine, and watching Bob and Doug McKenzie. ...wait.

Hardy har har, I just felt it was appropriate to stand on a soapbox here. It's pretty nice. There's a cool breeze.

Petya 2017 is not ransomware: https://securelist.com/expetrpetyanotpetya-is-a-wiper-not-ransomware/78902/. (Source: Kaspersky Labs) If you get infected DO NOT PAY YOU WILL NOT GET YOUR FILES BACK. I feel this needs to be spread everywhere, as (bizarrely enough) ransomware has gained a reputation in the past for actually giving you your files back if you pay. WannaCry did. Petya 2017 does not. Please tell your clients this. Also, a la Kaspersky and other independent sources, even though it uses EternalBlue and EternalRomance as a lateral movement mechanism, it's initial attack vector seems to be a third party Ukranian software called MeDoc. Hence, the majority of attacks (by an insane margin) are in the Ukraine and the Russian Federation. WannaCry was a global infection.

In which Gopher calms down a little:

Business profits, distributors, regulations, etc.

Awesome! You're living the dream! UPDATE: It's a connecting rod that failed. Could be fixable. We'll have to look at pricing.

Not sure. Something in the engine. Looking at it, there's nothing obviously broken, but when you turn the engine on you hear a loud scraping and then it dies. If it starts at all.

TOMMY PROVOLONE. Quick Edit: My car fucking broke down on the highway yesterday, and now some cock-gobbling shit has stolen my delivered package. HAPPY FRIDAY GUYS.

guys, i'm making real money for the first time in my life, what do?

they're not tho

Oh god, Veez is mature and introspective now. Have I been gone for so long!?

RIP SPUF. Are we better off without it? Worse? Will the world ever know? Also, in case it hasn't been done yet, let them in yes. But I second letting them know they're second class citizens. Also, should we formalize an organ distribution process?

Oh boy, I can't wait to see what horrendous crimes against humanity are committed in the next 12 months.

my resolution is to complete my transformation into a master edgelord. My genocide crusade starts here.

And tell us about the drone as well.

At least Ireland is fucking ecstatic. They're probably the only ones who don't want the UK to quit being silly right now.

The one that teaches you how to read. Also my feels. I mean, it did get me a job for a regional health authority. And I will be going for the CCNA Security, and maybe the CCNP for R&S.

I always knew cube was a nerd. ALSO OH MAN SPUFURB - wait, I don't care. And by that I mean I'll actually look at it and see if I DEEM IT WORTHY.

the exam was fuckin hard tho. Out of 20 people in my class, 10 decided they wouldn't pass it and dropped it, three dropped about a month before it, and 5 dropped to study more. Two of us took it. I passed. The other got a really bullshit set of questions. Also, cube is a circle. WHAT IS THIS.

I RETURN exceptnoboycares-b-baka ...with this