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  1. Friendly reminder that Florida is the reason George W. Bush was elected into office. (◕‿◕✿)
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    Woman Arrested For Trolling Herself

    "He added: "She is the victim, she has mental health issues and it was a cry for help. She has not had the help she needs. "This is what you do when you're in desperate, desperate need of help - you scream out."" As odd as this sounds, he's kind of right. So, I do feel bad for her. However, this is also insanely hilarious. We have truly reached a new era.
  3. Fuck, if I didn't know better, I'd think I was reading the Onion. I read a blog the other day by a guy in IT. He was concerned about how virtually nobody in general seems to understand how computers function, let alone how to use them properly. His statement was that since computers are pretty decisively running the world at this point, and will only grow in importance in the future, that this whole situation is pretty fucked. In regard to politics and regulation (he's from the UK which is having a similar problem), he said "Unless you can explain to me the difference between a web browser, a search engine, and the internet, you should not be making laws regarding computers." (paraphrased)
  4. Expresate

    Minecraft

    Any way of getting McMMO without Bukkit?
  5. "Cash money, get bitches."
  6. Expresate

    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    lmao ayyce
  7. -Slayer (Ranger, sans Nature flavor and spells, plus Sneak Attack and Studied Target, which works on any enemy you designate, but half the bonus of Favored Enemy. One of my favorite abilities and classes). -Zen Archer Monk (This is the class that represents what would happen if Bruce Lee, instead of wanting to grow up to be a martial artist, wanted to grow up to be a Light machine Gun instead) I like these two. Thanks.
  8. There's already a rogue in the core group, so all is well. Somebody mentioned the Adventure Card Game: I've played it twice. It's a blast. Oh, also, rest of core group is sorcerer, cleric, and paladin. What should I be?
  9. What kinda campaign? The only reason it was worth mentioning is because I have never played Pathfinder or DnD. So ¯_(ツ)_/¯
  10. Speaking of nerds: If all goes well, I'll be joining a pathfinder group. Then I WILL SHOW YOU WHO IS SET US UP THE JOKE. ..maybe
  11. It's a bot. You just dodged a phishing link. "She" would've given you a link to her hot nudes.
  12. I'm not sure whether to be jealous of the fact you've made the sword, or the fact you get to go to PAX.
  13. It's from a small indie game you've probably never heard of. Mainstream sheeple these days, geez. Wat is rupple Wat is German Mark
  14. Expresate

    Payday General

    But seriously. I don't generally dislike Overkill, but infamy 2.0 seems... phoned in. When I looked at the question marks on the original infamy tree I was filled with wonder about what amazing masks and benefits I would be able to unlock. The Hype Train DLC better be fuckin' flawless is all I'm sayin.
  15. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. And the science gets done. And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. gib gun plz
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    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    Not necessarily. There's more reasons to be rejected by a school than below acceptable standards. It's also #20 in world rankings. Univ of Michigan, I mean. So come on.
  17. And that, folks, is why you use a name that signifies nothing. Dual Jay? Like, Dual Pistols? Look out guys, we've got an akimbo badass over here.
  18. sudden influx of spam in my hotmail inbox. Yay!

  19. So, I know some of you don't think much of Cracked, but if you stay clear of a couple of clickbaity authors it's a generally good read. And the comments are hilarious. Anyway, the "title guy" is very notorious because he seemingly takes every interesting article/photoplasty and completely changes the title to something almost entirely unrelated just for clicks. This title guy is probably Cracked's editor-in-chief. Anyway, today an otherwise interesting article went up entitled "5 Badass facts about women that history books leave out," in traditional Cracked faction. It's new title? 5 Ancient Discoveries that Prove Modern Men are Sexist I... I think I might give up on Cracked. It's become some eldritch combination of Buzzfeed and Jezebel. Sure, the majority of articles are great, but oh god.
  20. now now. We were all shitheads in our Gaia days. I have posted my old account before. Of course, none of us were as bad as Snail, holy shit.
  21. Expresate

    Payday General

    u fukin w0t m9
  22. actually I am a bit below you .... well played.
  23. Why don't you use literally any other provider but Verizon? In Canada there's a small company called Koodo (run by Telus) that is pretty great. Hell, there's your solution right there. Move to Canada! We have moose (meese?), and syrup! We call beanies, toques! Soda, pop! Our national space hero took his time as Captain of the ISS to sing David Bowie songs! Canada!
  24. Expresate

    Shitposting

    Well, to be honest, works where the "artist" just slammed his forehead into a pile of crap can sell for thousands these days.
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