Idiot Cube

Saints Row: Gat out of Hell Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin I've failed you Gaben.

I didn't know IBM was serving Chinese food now.

HANDS OOP YA SONUVABITCH

​No, Rynjin! You must not meddle in other worlds! All you may do is talk to everyone you meet, kill the monsters-du-jour, loot any chests you find, and help the protagonist do whatever he/she was doing in the original plot of their movie!

Now it's easier than ever to do Valve's job for them! jk it does look p cool

I tried to stop him. Ok I didn't really try that hard.

I can't help but worry. I didn't see a single new character or enemy, which is exactly what was wrong with That Paper Mario Game Which Shall Not Be Named. Also, Mario characters meeting themselves was already done in Partners in Time. Just sayin'. Two Bowsers arguing about who's the Bowseriest never gets old, though.

I had two of mine out. It was great! I was couchridden for two days, paralyzed by pain and a mouthful of gauze!

​"Now relax, slowly stretch your legs, and crush your opponent's head between your thighs, like a sparrow egg."

It's actually none. Because they are all animated sprites on your computer screen. Also, Santa Claus is your parents.

No more fire emblem characters...please...I promise I'll be good...

For those of us who wanted to be like the Lakitu cameraman in Super Mario 64.

A plague on both your houses!

Don't worry, energy tycoons don't play Pathfinder or look at its messageboards. They're too busy chomping cigars, swimming in money pools, and strangling bunnies.

Unfortunately the Hoff didn't fit into any of Randall's arbitrary name groups.

FUCKING THANK YOU

Well, that face he's making does look kinda frog-like.

Binary, when someone asks if you're The Beast, you say...YES!!

It's-It boys WW@

I had a dream about helping my dad move the washing machine.

Wait, I thought you were going back to giving lunches to kids. Why did they need a piss test now when they didn't before?