Idiot Cube

That's cute. You are only alive because Puff allows it.

Axe (DOTA) The C.O.P.S. (Sam and Max) Jetstream Sam (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) Engineer (TF2) Dealer: Helen (TF2) Bartender: Adventure Core (Portal 2)

Mitch "Idiot Cube" Eberly, Bay Area

But Puff needs the sink free to drown babies!

How about we make a new family after these guys all die in a kitchen fire.

Evil, how the heck did you track down his roommate? Kudos for that. I barely ever spoke with XY on steam, but he was a pretty cool guy. At first I didn't like him, because he was new and I mistrust all new people here. But then after a while he wasn't so new anymore, and had settled quite nicely into our dysfunctional little nerd family. He will be missed.

Maybe the blog guy is the only one who cares.

I almost wanted to start playing again to check out all the new stuff. Then I remembered that doing so would cost me more than the original game.

what the fuck do you think

Apparently I'm in the closed beta for Evolve. Okay.

Seeds of Victory actually sounds pretty rad when taken out of context.

Better ban all textbooks with + signs! Some Christians might mistake it for a cross and get offended!

Does anyone even care about Kirby anymore? I hadn't heard anything about Triple Deluxe until like two weeks before christmas.

I WAN' A SCRUMPEH, SHAKEN NA' STIRRED, LAD!

"Hey kid, want some loli?"

Worst would be puzzle games where you control a cube or other featureless shape. They wouldn't even be able to press the buttons. We've seen lots of commercials where Nintendo characters are playing their own games, so they've got a head start already. Tabletop characters would be confused by all the arbitrary rules and dice rolls being applied to what they see as the real world. But characters with higher INT scores would catch on quickly and become the best GMs of all time.

Shadow of Mordor is like Nekopara except the catgirls are orcs and there's thousands of them and you have to stab them all

that huff dude was the worst of them all

Well Moby, I just found this new game on Steam that might address your complaints. http://store.steampowered.com/app/333600/

Aaaaaaaand yeah.

No. None of the pointless shit we talk about deserves a blog.

Wait there's more than one place? How was the entire Freddy's franchise not shut down after the first "incident"? Who keeps hiring people to work in these robot deathtraps? Who would even CONSIDER working for a company that is KNOWN to make killer animatronic animals? WHY DO I CARE ENOUGH TO NITPICK THIS GARBAGE???

You know what you have to do now.