Idiot Cube

oooh is raz rating stuff? I guess I should make a list.

Go back to Windows 7. Wait for Windows 9.

I'm pretty much free all day Friday, as well as the weekend. I'll let you guys know when I've got the desktop ready.

Your timing is infuckable binary. I got class tomorrow and my desktop won't be able to internet until friday.

HOLY SNOZZBERRIES

You nerds need Ben and Jerry's boston cream pie in your life.

Exactly. The best vanilla ice cream in the world is still vanilla ice cream.

Quadruple yes with hot fudge and cherries on top to Wind Waker. Pikmin 3 throws some new stuff in that might be overwhelming for a newcomer. NSMBU is every NSMB game. Take it if you're not sick of them.

He did seem genuinely apologetic about all the grief I had been through. Even if he wasn't really interested in my problem, he was faking it pretty damn well. More than could be said for his coworkers who would mumble through their scripts before shunting me along to some other department, or simply "accidentally" disconnecting me while I was on hold.

My apartment needs internet, and much to my dismay Xfinity is the only ISP available. Anyone here have experience setting that shit up? What plan should I go with to get the highest acceptable-speed:not-getting-fucked-in-the-ass-with-a-hot-poker ratio?

I DID IT YES And it was all thanks to the help - yes, ACTUAL HELP - of the sole customer service agent with any semblance of competence. I need to find that man and marry him.

oh my god IT'S HAPPENING

Minor necro because the following rant does not deserve its own thread. I am sick and tired of people complaining about how the retro tracks are "too different" from the originals. Any bozo with an appropriate level editor can remake a level or track from their favorite childhood game; I think it's a show of true creativity on Nintendo's part when they can take something they made 10-20 years ago and make it FEEL new. The new N64 Rainbow Road is fucking gorgeous*. The city far below in the background makes the track feel like part of an actual world, instead of a random stretch of rainbow in a black void. The jazzed-up music is catchy and gives the impression of being in an amusement park or a CONEY ISLAND DISCO PALACE! And yet all I ever hear is people whining about how it "doesn't feel at all" like the original. Y'know what? FUCK you. We already HAVE the original! If you want it so bad, go dust off your N64, or if you don't have one use one of the bazillions of emulators out there. I think many of 8's retro tracks - particularly rainbow road - are proof that Nintendo is at least TRYING to make a new experience out of their older successes, rather than just slapping on a fresh coat of paint and calling it a day. I really hope these nostalgia-blinded whiners won't discourage them from this line of thinking. *that said I do agree with the near-unanimous decision that it's way too short.

I played like two hours of it a few months ago, so I couldn't tell you if it has lasting appeal. I will say that if you can get past the asstacular graphics, there's nothing quite as tense as hiding in grass six feet from a mustachioed robot who wants to make your skin into a fashionable tea cozy. It had its fair share of glitches when I played, and I have no idea how much work has been done since then.

AND THEN MY ORDER WAS SOMEHOW CANCELLED DESPITE ME CHECKING ON IT A FEW DAYS AGO AND BEING TOLD IT WAS TOTALLY STILL COMING why can't I strangle every single human being involved in the Comcast customer service phone tree

Oh hey, it's that guy!

RAAAAAAAAAZ

Well I can kinda see the logic behind it - the big fan thing should cool the whole interior. 'Course that only makes sense if you followed no instructions whatsoever.

tfw Guy will never break into your house and tickle your anus

stahp stahp being a thing

>new Melee They just want Melee again, nothing new

okay

Managed to make my escape using a display case and some LED subwoofers. And then I found out that was pointless, since the starter kit I need to even begin the activation process won't arrive for another 2-4 business days. I think I'm gonna cry.