Idiot Cube

1999 Chevy Cavalier. No big problems, except every time we do a smog check, it always somehow has the wrong type of muffler. It's a nice lil' car. 'Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Ooh, I bet it's got a passenger-side air bag!

I'll sue!

I would have also accepted an oil spill.

No, he can command sharks to take the nose-hits for him.

Do you have a plan for dealing with Aquaman?

I've had roommates like that.

That's, like, the opposite of mandatory.

Shovel Knight, anyone?

No technology that exists today can provide the true Waluigi experience.

On another note, why did Mario Tennis get a six-minute segment? Why do you people like tennis so much?!

Can't wait to see the four or five new Fire Emblem characters!

Which just happens to bear an uncanny resemblance to choking on an invisible cock.

Your description made it sound much more serious than it was. Stupid clickbait.

The guy on the cliff, presumably. He looks ready to kick the sun's ass.

I want a Kirby 64 remake with some new abilities and combos.

No, really. What in the shit.

what in the shit

Real men simulate an entire universe in their minds, creating and destroying worlds by the trillions, until one of them spawns a sentient race that invents computers and writes the program you wanted.

cool man

Sometimes I'll hop into TF2 for a little while, hoping to recapture the glory days. It just isn't the same. ;~;

And I'm done. Wait, I'm done? THAT'S ALL THERE IS SO FAR?!

Here's something that'll really make you guys boo: I'm watching the dub version!

Hey now, issues 5 and 6 were about a year and a half apart. 4 and 5 were about a year apart. So following that same pattern, we can expect issue 7 roughly two years after 6, or 11 months from today! And by my estimate, the Heavy update should be out just a mere decade after that.