Simon

I have high hopes. The book was awesome, and it seems like they're keeping the best part: the log entries of utter snark.

​he was there to be FUCKING AWESOME

Holy shit, the NBA Finals are only through two games and it's already one of the most incredible series ever.

when you get the red gyarados make it a special attacker also I'm gonna nuzlocke Omega Ruby. Let the Torchicking begin.

The above quote (found here) happened to me last July. Today, it happened again, and I realized (a) why (b) I'm an idiot. There were a bunch of little candle holders with the last remnants of wax on the bottom. Turns out candle wax plus scalding water equals waxy foam everywhere. Mystery solved, I guess.

*coworker breaks plate* Woo, not me!

have I mentioned this week that this game's soundtrack is baller as shit

Okay, which of y'all motherfuckers is making it an even split

Meanwhile, across town, the villain is preparing a magical genocide engine. priorities

First day back in the kitchen, first burned finger. Yeah, that's about right.

This is what we call me being an indecisive fuck. After the first row the order gets a bit indistinct, because I know I like Roserade higher than, say, Umbreon.

Simon: so because both my parents have to use both cars most of the time i'm gonna be walking a mile and a half to work every morning and probably back in the evening Simon: i shouldn't complain because it's a job, but Simon: bleh

Hang on, what the fuck?

>loius

I'm doing a new game + of Bravely Default, and it's kind of amazing how well they foreshadowed everything. I'd honestly recommend this game to those who like RPGs.

On an unrelated note, I'm gonna get around to playing Ni no Kuni finally. Anyone here played it?

This + Kingdom Hearts 3 (eventually) confirms me getting a PS4 in the fall. ​Totally gonna make Fenway my home plate base.

Beginning Friday: Country Club Dishwasher Round Three - I Graduated College For This

it actually is happening

y'all motherfuckers need to vote murray

Okay, here's the thing about Naruto's power levels. Literally the first words of the series. Not too much of a stretch to say they'd reach that power level eventually. Admittedly the pacing of the power creep was awkward, but it wasn't false advertising. They straight up tell you mountains will eventually get flattened, and mountains eventually get flattened.

Hang on WHAT oh my god Red and Morrie as playable characters Better have an international release or I'll be upset.