Simon

Holy crap, it's like I'm actually there.

this may be my new favorite football gif ever

creative geek loner

Ash has a hell of a neck regimen. Also, I got a 3DS XL over break and thus I have a new friend code: 2552-3531-9252

god dammit omni

In today's episode of One Piece: Spoiler Why can't I hold all this happening?

this may be my new favorite thing

"meep"

You are objectively the worst person in the world.

Interesting tidbit I just found out: Sarah Natochenny (started in '06 when TPC took over the dub, and they're on episode 843 total) has now voiced Ash for more episodes than Veronica Taylor (who did 417 episodes with 4kids).

merso, you do know that Hamlet was sort of being an asshole intentionally with that monologue Anyway, I think the only time I interacted with XYTWO was when he won a couple of my TF2 items in a raffle. And now he's on my friends list on Steam and I'm not taking him off ever.

What.

#FLEXBALL

The Contrary Serperior event is now worldwide- mystery gift, code POKEMON497 also my new favorite excerpt from the pokemon fanfic context: gary is in kalos and his alakazam doesn't know teleport, so he's been doing various errands to try to get a heart scale Spoiler Oak picked up the phone. “Yes?” “Gramps,” Gary said, without preamble. “I need to borrow Dragonite.” “...you what?” Oak said, after a moment. “I. Need. To. Borrow. Dragonite.” Gary repeated, deadpan. “Why?” the Pokemon Professor asked, confused. Gary took a deep, deep breath. “Right. So, I need to have Dragonite to show a man in Geosenge city, because he's got a fossil which he's offering to someone who shows him a fully evolved Dragon type. That fossil can then be revived to produce an Anorith. I can trade the Anorith for a Liepard for a Swoobat for a Clefairy for a Gyarados, who I can then show to Marie in Camphrier.” Gary took another breath. “I then get the letter she gives me to Parfum to Jacques, who's promised me a Farfetch'd. I can trade that to get a Beartic, trade that to get a Froufrou – and a shiny one at that.” Oak was typing on a computer console as Gary rambled on. Another breath. “Once I've got the Froufrou, I can eventually convince a stylist in Luminose City that I'm enough of a fashion setter for him to agree to give it a haircut which is really, really stylish. Once I show that to the gym leader Valerie, I can get a Focus Sash.” Gary's voice was becoming increasingly raw by this point. “That Focus Sash can be traded in Anistar for a Silk Sash, which I can then give to a girl in Luminose for a Pokemon that can dance. Then I can get a heart scale, which I can pay the move reminder to teach my Alakazam to use teleport.” Oak heard Umbreon clapping through the phone. “Well done, you remembered the whole chain!” “...goodness,” he said, eventually. “Yeah,” Gary agreed, and chuckled. “Fearow would be too fat to fly, with all the bribes, except he's certainly been earning them.” “Right.” Oak looked at the notes he'd made. “Er... Gary, my boy?” “What?” Gary asked. “Oh, you've not leant Ash Dragonite, have you?” “What? No!” Samuel Oak said. “He's got enough powerful Pokemon to be getting on with, and I prefer Dragonite sensible. Anyway, I'd be happy to lend you Dragonite, except...” “Go on,” Gary said, when Oak paused. “Well... firstly, Ash's friend Misty has a Gyarados,” the Professor pointed out. There was a stunned silence, then the sound of a facepalm and Umbreon's quiet voice. “Oh, no...” Gary groaned. “That's not all,” Oak said apologetically. “I believe I know someone who has a Clefairy, I've got a Focus Sash and a Silk Sash from my time battling, Ash's Totodile can dance, and I've got about twenty Heart Scales.” A series of thuds came down the line. “Also, Muk didn't manage to eat my Teleport TM.” This time, there was a loud clatter. “Hello?” Umbreon said, a few seconds later. “He fell off his chair, and dropped the phone.” Damos translated for his Professor, and then there was a scraping sound as Gary picked the phone up. “Right,” Gary said, with a sigh. “Right. Can you send me through the TM, Dragonite, and ask Misty for a loan of her Gyarados?” “...certainly,” Oak said, uncertainly. “But why?” “I spent all that time putting together the list, I may as well get something out of it.” Oak duly did so. Eight minutes later (he counted), his grandson appeared in the lab with his Alakazam. “That was a lot more effort than it could have been,” he said, slumping down on the sofa. “I think I need a bit of a rest now. Hey, Gramps, meet Anorith and Froufrou.” He threw two Pokeballs, which opened to reveal one fossil and one really rather snooty canine Pokemon – the latter appearing in a shower of sparkles which heralded her Shiny nature. With that, Gary passed out. Umbreon emerged from her own Pokeball. “Thanks for the lift.” Alakazam waved a spoon. Umbreon then addressed Froufrou. “He's normally a bit better than this... he's had maybe ten hours of sleep in the last three days.”

The tokens come from Conclave and Charm mostly. That's something I do need to work on.

http://i.imgur.com/zIIe6pb.webm

Ordered a few cards on Pucatrade because hey free singles. I'm gonna post a decklist for my two mains in a bit, Simic/Selesnya respectively. Selesnya (now with way too many mana creatures) Simic (in which zegana and fathom mage are brutal)

what flavor?

New breeding project: shiny Mega Steelix. This ought to be fun. (first I have to get a good Onix and a good ditto/onix-compatible pokemon) edit: oh god fanfic excerpt of the century context: Ash's Muk vs Whitney's Miltank from hell.

this goes from good to great when you see the "world series" logo