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Should I get "Papers, please?" It's only 5 bucks but I really should try and go easy on my money

I finally beat the tour yesterday together with a bunch of randoms. I think I actually might go for another round... Also, on the subject of tickets, since I once sold an unusual for 150 bucks TF2 has actually still given me a net profit even after 4 years and 2750 hours of gameplay

If you have vanilla TF2 you should probably get some improved hitsounds and damage indicators I use PVHUD which makes damage indicators larger and brighter and also displays your last done damage above your health. It is a "pro hud" however, and while it makes health and ammo larger it also turns all charge bars other than medigun into a very simplictic, bright bar without indicator so you should try out if it gets confusing for you. I think you can also download the damage indicators without the HUD but you'd have to dig around for that Here's a preview of it, but it doesn't show the charge bar sadly. Oh, and don't worry, the awful looking floating spy arm has nothing to do with the HUD, that's the user's viewmodel which is something else entirely Also try dingaling for a better hitsound. You could go for something silly until the joke tires out, and after that I'd suggest the good ol' Quake Arena 3 hitsound which is clear, simple and easy on the ears even when using the flamethrower

Dammit Valve is so good at making me doubt whether I need a game or not I already have more than enough games aaaa If Stanley Parable goes below 5 bucks I'll definitely buy it though

Did you guys know that, when they nailed Jesus to the cross, it was in fact a random crit? That's right, random crits killed Jesus

As I literally said in the OP I was curious to see where everyone stands If you're tired of the threads, why do you keep posting in them? But well, grats, you ruined another one of them cube. I know Moby can be an ass but I expected better of you

You know what annoys me? People who yell hell and fire the moment someone makes a normal thread in a normal tone in which people reply normally Nooooooo stop making such a fuss about it noone is making a fuss, this is just a normal conversation. So if the only thing you want to say in this thread is that it should not be there, just fuck right off You are the cause of the exact thing you are bitching about

So far the only ones who started throwing insults around are the ones who didn't want insults to be thrown around

This seems to be the most common opinion; most people don't really care whether they're on or off during normal play, but want them off when they're playing serious

Is tired about people getting pissed about random crits Is the only one who is getting pissed ITT That's Verumae levels of backwardness

On death while Wrangling: TF2 automatically uninstalls

I like how Disruption, which basically just shits all over the Drama Category, won Comedy

What I'd like to see on the Wrangler is making the Engie super fragile in exchange for making the sentry strong If you're Wrangling your sentry and die as Engie your sentry explodes or something like that

Apparently all those custom models took less time to do than a spell check

This is why I didn't even bother really "a Fragile Dream" hurt me phisically with its awfullness and I couldn't finish watching it. "Frozen in Love" is just as cheesy but the still frames are very well done. "Run" is rather mediocre story- and animation-wise but at least the L4D models fit much better than Scout having teen angst. "Till Death do us Part Two" is just not really anything special You should definitely check the Comedy- and Action Categories though, some of them are really good

I check -Current Event (which is dead) -Entertainment Theater -General Gaming -Fort Teamtress -Private Forum -AMA -Saloon

heurgh the Drama category is yet again cringeworthy. TF2 characters are just so goofy every time I see them in one of these things it just reminds me of Sonic fanfiction At least Run was smart enough to use char models that work with a serious story so I guess Ill vote for that

We all went in with so much hope. We knew the road would be tough, but we had mics, a good mood, and teamwork. Some of us even had skill. But salt, salt never changes. The first rounds already showed us they meant business. It took two restarts and a lot of seriousmode grumping before we felt confident enough to move on, but no matter how much you prepared, salt was always lurking. Death could come in many forms. You might get backstabbed and your buildings destroyed, or crit arrow'd from the other end of the map. They would even taunt you, but you just sighed and respawned. You knew you had all night, and with good company, who would care that it took a few tries? Basically, we were invincible. Or so we thought. Because there were ways to die that could fill you with salt you had never tasted before. You would look at the nigh-invincible Soldier and his Medic, and nothing less than a flood of crockets towered over you. You could use that uber canteen, and survive just a few seconds longer, but once it wore off that starry sky of blue death was still there, and all that filled your mind was "Why?" Cmndr was the first to fall. Under the ruse of homework, he left with tears streaming down his face, the salt inside overflowing through his eyes. Next was ice cubes, who, even though his natural weakness for salt, thrived on longer than any human should be forced to. Then idiot cube left; although the shimmer of fun we gave him by letting him play spy, his complete lack of skill became the end of him. With the salt consuming his heart he too was off to bigspuf, to make a thread about how Valve was literally worse than Hitler And then there were three of us. Aabicus, Doopliss and me. Our salt too was mor ethan we could handle, but the randoms who came to fill the void of our fallen comrades gave us hope. One of them, sporting a very, very funky German accent, even told us stories about the land beyond: there was a way past this wave, and what lied beyond was, whilst still hard, very much doable, and we would be rewarded with dozens of virtual robot scrap parts. Looking back I realize how foolish we were to fall for his white lies. Randoms came and randoms passed. Idle talk about doter kept the others going, but deep inside of me questions were brooding. How could we change our strategy to make this work? Another dozen tries later, I had tried with all and failed with all. The doter talk had grown silent, and as I looked at Dooplis I saw a husk of a man, the salt inside him drying him of all fluids and fun until all that remained was a crusty mess. "Bear" he whispered to me, hardly audible, "we all know this has no use. There is nothing past this wave, there is only salt. Valve has abandoned us like a shitty game waiting for its halloween update". Aabicus only looked at us, saying nothing and instead making screenshots looking for his lost refund key. I wanted to tell them to shut up. I wanted to go on. But I knew doop was right. I looked at the time: 5 AM. This had been going on way too long. It was time for the final death. Silently, we walked towards the meat grinder. There were no goodbyes. We grabbed eachothers hands, and prepared for the disconnect. We raised our feet for the final step, and a phrase escaped my crusty lips; "video games" The final step, the familiar slapstick slide whistle. Then only darkness.

based on true events but yeah somewhere in my sleep deprived brain I knew I was fuckign something up when I typed doop but Im just gonna blame you both for having "Archmaid" titles

man this had a lot of grammatical errors but yeah I really want to try this again. It'd be a lot better if we had some more Yurops who want to play mvm so I could play without rubberbanding every minute

yes please I need a mann up team

Out of nowhere and seemingly without reason, Google Chrome now starts a new tab on the bing homepage and has set default search engine to bing. I have: -attempted to change my search settings, but even though it is now set to new tab with every search engine but Google removed it still goes to bing -reset Chrome to original settings, this did nothing -turned off all my extensions, did nothing -completely reinstalled Chrome, this worked for half a day but now the problem is back -directly changed my settings in the Chrome folder, did nothing -ran a virus scan, this found a backdoor and removed it but did not fix the issue -looked through my files and deleted everything bing-related, did nothing I am officially out of ideas. I'm just gonna use Firefox, but I'm used to Chrome and would prefer if I could just get this bullshit fixed.

Well, Heavy Rain had some kind of game aspects. I mean it was just a series of QTEs, but they had some effect on the story and they were there. It was a shitty game, but it was a game B:TS literally has no gameplay nor consequence of actions. You just wheel Jodie from one thing to another. The messed up chronology also has not yet served any purpose whatsoever apart from making the story hard to follow

can somebody tell me a reason why Beyond: Two Souls is a video game and not a film?