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  1. Razputin

    TF2 general

    I like how Disruption, which basically just shits all over the Drama Category, won Comedy
  2. Yet again a university schedule error makes me arrive for my lecture 5 hours early

    1. Guy923

      Guy923

      just say you were really eager to hear today's lecture so you came a few hours early

  3. Razputin

    What do you guys think of the Gunslinger?

    What I'd like to see on the Wrangler is making the Engie super fragile in exchange for making the sentry strong If you're Wrangling your sentry and die as Engie your sentry explodes or something like that
  4. Razputin

    TF2 general

    Apparently all those custom models took less time to do than a spell check
  5. Razputin

    TF2 general

    This is why I didn't even bother really "a Fragile Dream" hurt me phisically with its awfullness and I couldn't finish watching it. "Frozen in Love" is just as cheesy but the still frames are very well done. "Run" is rather mediocre story- and animation-wise but at least the L4D models fit much better than Scout having teen angst. "Till Death do us Part Two" is just not really anything special You should definitely check the Comedy- and Action Categories though, some of them are really good
  6. Razputin

    How much of the forum do you read?

    I check -Current Event (which is dead) -Entertainment Theater -General Gaming -Fort Teamtress -Private Forum -AMA -Saloon
  7. Razputin

    TF2 general

    heurgh the Drama category is yet again cringeworthy. TF2 characters are just so goofy every time I see them in one of these things it just reminds me of Sonic fanfiction At least Run was smart enough to use char models that work with a serious story so I guess Ill vote for that
  8. Razputin

    Salt never changes

    We all went in with so much hope. We knew the road would be tough, but we had mics, a good mood, and teamwork. Some of us even had skill. But salt, salt never changes. The first rounds already showed us they meant business. It took two restarts and a lot of seriousmode grumping before we felt confident enough to move on, but no matter how much you prepared, salt was always lurking. Death could come in many forms. You might get backstabbed and your buildings destroyed, or crit arrow'd from the other end of the map. They would even taunt you, but you just sighed and respawned. You knew you had all night, and with good company, who would care that it took a few tries? Basically, we were invincible. Or so we thought. Because there were ways to die that could fill you with salt you had never tasted before. You would look at the nigh-invincible Soldier and his Medic, and nothing less than a flood of crockets towered over you. You could use that uber canteen, and survive just a few seconds longer, but once it wore off that starry sky of blue death was still there, and all that filled your mind was "Why?" Cmndr was the first to fall. Under the ruse of homework, he left with tears streaming down his face, the salt inside overflowing through his eyes. Next was ice cubes, who, even though his natural weakness for salt, thrived on longer than any human should be forced to. Then idiot cube left; although the shimmer of fun we gave him by letting him play spy, his complete lack of skill became the end of him. With the salt consuming his heart he too was off to bigspuf, to make a thread about how Valve was literally worse than Hitler And then there were three of us. Aabicus, Doopliss and me. Our salt too was mor ethan we could handle, but the randoms who came to fill the void of our fallen comrades gave us hope. One of them, sporting a very, very funky German accent, even told us stories about the land beyond: there was a way past this wave, and what lied beyond was, whilst still hard, very much doable, and we would be rewarded with dozens of virtual robot scrap parts. Looking back I realize how foolish we were to fall for his white lies. Randoms came and randoms passed. Idle talk about doter kept the others going, but deep inside of me questions were brooding. How could we change our strategy to make this work? Another dozen tries later, I had tried with all and failed with all. The doter talk had grown silent, and as I looked at Dooplis I saw a husk of a man, the salt inside him drying him of all fluids and fun until all that remained was a crusty mess. "Bear" he whispered to me, hardly audible, "we all know this has no use. There is nothing past this wave, there is only salt. Valve has abandoned us like a shitty game waiting for its halloween update". Aabicus only looked at us, saying nothing and instead making screenshots looking for his lost refund key. I wanted to tell them to shut up. I wanted to go on. But I knew doop was right. I looked at the time: 5 AM. This had been going on way too long. It was time for the final death. Silently, we walked towards the meat grinder. There were no goodbyes. We grabbed eachothers hands, and prepared for the disconnect. We raised our feet for the final step, and a phrase escaped my crusty lips; "video games" The final step, the familiar slapstick slide whistle. Then only darkness.
  9. Razputin

    Salt never changes

    based on true events but yeah somewhere in my sleep deprived brain I knew I was fuckign something up when I typed doop but Im just gonna blame you both for having "Archmaid" titles
  10. Razputin

    Salt never changes

    man this had a lot of grammatical errors but yeah I really want to try this again. It'd be a lot better if we had some more Yurops who want to play mvm so I could play without rubberbanding every minute
  11. Razputin

    The Tale of Two Cities Update

    yes please I need a mann up team
  12. Out of nowhere and seemingly without reason, Google Chrome now starts a new tab on the bing homepage and has set default search engine to bing. I have: -attempted to change my search settings, but even though it is now set to new tab with every search engine but Google removed it still goes to bing -reset Chrome to original settings, this did nothing -turned off all my extensions, did nothing -completely reinstalled Chrome, this worked for half a day but now the problem is back -directly changed my settings in the Chrome folder, did nothing -ran a virus scan, this found a backdoor and removed it but did not fix the issue -looked through my files and deleted everything bing-related, did nothing I am officially out of ideas. I'm just gonna use Firefox, but I'm used to Chrome and would prefer if I could just get this bullshit fixed.
  13. Razputin

    Two best friends play

    Well, Heavy Rain had some kind of game aspects. I mean it was just a series of QTEs, but they had some effect on the story and they were there. It was a shitty game, but it was a game B:TS literally has no gameplay nor consequence of actions. You just wheel Jodie from one thing to another. The messed up chronology also has not yet served any purpose whatsoever apart from making the story hard to follow
  14. Razputin

    Two best friends play

    can somebody tell me a reason why Beyond: Two Souls is a video game and not a film?
  15. Razputin

    The Tale of Two Cities Update

    Hnnnngggg all the weapon changes are soooo gooood based Valve
  16. The canals youtube recommends to me downrigth offend me

    1. Simon

      Simon

      I dig canals.

    2. A 1970 Corvette

      A 1970 Corvette

      wow you went there didn't you simon

  17. I tried malwarebytes and found a SHITTON of infections. After clearing them all up Chrome is now back to normal thanks a bunch guys, rep for everyone
  18. Razputin

    What do you guys think of the Gunslinger?

    binary, you are forgetting that the flamethrower will start dealing damage to the minisentry before you're in homewrecker range. Plus in general you will want to have your Flamer out and not have to be completely vulerable holding your melee that doesn't damage players Really, the Homewrecker is only good for the sapper removal exploit bullshit ability
  19. Razputin

    The Tale of Two Cities Update

    We should make a bet pool about when actually this gets released
  20. Razputin

    TF2 general

    Updat eezgud I want myself some killstreak kits and do not mind buying tickets again I've been playing Snakewater for so long I am actually surprised to see it wasn't official yet
  21. Razputin

    The Official Random Image Thread!! SPUF style

    I watched a Courage the Cowardly Dog episode yesterday and sadly have to say that Mable responded to sound ques several times So fanmyth busted
  22. There are two deaf people talking to eachother in sign language next to me and they are ironically being very vocal about it

    1. Verumae

      Verumae

      (ง Í ° ل͜ °)ง THE UNHEARD DONGER IS THE LOUDEST (ง Í ° ل͜ °)

  23. That's what I'm using but it doesn't pick up on anything
  24. Internet was just an internet problem, it was on all devices in my house. Ill try scanning with malwarebytes since Avast and I share a bad history
  25. Razputin

    The Reaction Pictures Thread

    Would have been much better without the doge
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