Jordax

If such a case happens, can we call it Tuxgate?

Why the ♥♥♥♥ would you even take the risk of losing your account to get a penguin in TF2 that you can wear on your arse? I mean, it is not even a Prinny. Seriously, I must be one of the few who do not give a shit about that damn thing. And if it's made by that GWK, oh fucking boy, I'd rather put all my money on San Marino becoming the world champion football next year than even thinking to use that.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1118287450568400125/1B1CCF0070356DFFF9535147C13C0002320DEC39/ Why bother stabbing him in the back when you can snipe him in the back?

Welcome back commander, we certainly missed you!

Well, it took us five rounds, but Team SPEP finally scores their maiden non-default RSP win! http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/1118287450546939415/F7F2BE9DD46E7FFBEC667072EFE2F6E1431DE3E3/ :lalalala:

I have absolutely no idea what this is about.

That is because Brutal Legend also got delayed by one week.

Clear all the waves to win. Get as much dosh as you can.

Christ that hand looks as small as mine. Also, there wasn't any ice cream involved. Only delecious chocolate cakes. Hurray.

Last news: For the first time in company history, Valve lays off an unknown amount of employees including Moby Francke (TF2 Art Lead) and Bay Raitt (SFM Lead).

We would probably all whine how everything in our time was far better.

I vote that that category gets added, along with literally one lone reason why we are remembered in whatever way possible for the person in question.

Well, I get it. Inspiration doesn't come falling out of the sky.

Well, I tried to 'fix' that, read, give everyone coming in a Valve Rocket Launcher, as Witty did that before he crashed out, only to find out that I don't have the permission to use said command. I get why that is though, Merso and Veez would abuse the crap outta that.

Well, we, SPEP, did once win by default. Every other match ended up in a total steamroll after the first cap, even if we got to cap.

One sentence to sum up our Ready Steady Pan experience: 'Losing is fun!'

> Cannibals: Miss the lava, and crater twice on a rock to save the third one. > Surviving Cannibal: Activate Jetpack, save Doe and Jenkins, go in massive Fury Mode at the Engineer after that.

Well, hello. I'm Jordax, I am Dutch, and I really like almost every Nintendo franchise. Also, I am a General (Lower) Admin on the SPUFServer, so be free to come by!

> Engineer: Turn into Rayquaza or another intimidating beast to make up for that farce of an entrance. > Admiral Doe: Engage in an awesomely heroic battle that will make the Captain instantly sober. > Captain: Become sober, then slam your whole stash down because what the hell.

> Search tent, and discover a kinky Frenchman in Napolean clothes. > Frenchman: Inform everyone that you are Napoleon Bonaparte.

Don't mind me, just showing Pan how to be succesful at playing Hitman. Just hide in a closet untill a target comes along.

Still mainly playing TF2, along with some Killing Floor and Hitman Absolution on the higher difficulties. The DS is now mainly used to play Pokemon White 2, and the Wii for Super Smash Bros Brawl whenever my nephew come around, who are now both interested in it. And as last, I sometimes play F-Zero GX on the highest difficulty because I have balls of steel.

And did we mention that it has Recover as well?

Look, if this was the D/Pe/Pl Elite Four, or fucking Lance with his three underleveled Dragonites, I've would have understood. But the fucking Emerald Elite Four?