Jordax

> Sniper: Eat all the coconuts, and then explode.

> Fire the coconuts on the next enemy in spurts, that's gonna hurt.

If I remember correctly, there should be a Fire Stone hidden in the Desert Resort. Yes, I actually picked Flareon, who is probably getting benched/replaced shortly (I am at Undella Bay now, team in the early forties). Thinking of going back for another Eevee, and go for a Espeon this time.

So is mine. Which somehow ends up in me getting a bit inmate with my to-be Ready Steady Pan Teammate.

Oh dear, I am now pansexual.

I read it. And now I need a drink.

Can we let him in just to kick his arse? And this whole idea sounds good to me.

Fuck that, the internet connection on Mars is probably utter crap, plus there is the offset chance for a demon outbreak on the base.

THREAD MUSIC. WHY VALVE WHY. I CAN'T BELIVE YOU DID THIS TO US GODAMMIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US.

So. What is your team's name, or did Ted forgot to sign up again? In case we have to defend our glory, I'm on the EuropeanSPUF team, which is already in. We could do with some backups, if that is still possible.

Cut to the morgue where some of the untill then unmentioned characters make an appearance as the watchers of the room, while complaining they have the shittiest job on the force, sans the bit of looting going on. They would also make some snide remarks how some characters came to their end.

Gotta say the deer legendary visually looks like the worst legendary I can think of.

And then it turns out that Jon Jafari is the rival, and always has a parrot-like pokemon in his party.

Like that Curly Brace?

Valve can't count to three, Gigolo. They would make Ricochet 2 before attempting to make a game with the forbidden number.

We should seriously do sign-ups next time differently, that 'first-come-first-serve' buisness is going to neck us.

Could we ask them to play blindfolded or something, because that is actually representative for SCUD.

I almost have that many hours in Soldier alone, yet I am always too late to sign up for stuff like this.

Happy New Year, SubSPUF, althrough it has been here 2013 for 9 hours and 46 minutes now.

That would make me use DarkSpuf, to be honest.

You are probably somewhere in East Azie, right? Also, Happy New Year to the few Austalian members we have!

Swap '#swag', with '#class', because class is utterly underrated nowadays, and we got to make a stand.

Let's sum it up in what I posted in a different forum. It's like what the Andrea Moda team did in the Formula One, it is equally farcical. Hell, there are actions that are pretty well the same. The F1 Team ran of the ruins of an almost equally unsucessful team, tried to pass it off as new, didn't work at all, became the laughterstock of the sport, the drivers got royally screwed, and the teamboss/manager was only in for the money and fame, and acted like an arse against their drivers. Team got officialy banned at the Belgian GP, and the teamboss was arrested for fraud. The Game runs on an unsucessful game, and tries to pass it of as new, it is badly working, is becoming the laughterstock of the industry, the playerbase is getting royally screwed, and the developers only seem to be in for the money and act like arses. Game gets banned from Steam. Only thing lacking is Sergei, or the developer's team getting arrested for fraud. See what I am getting here? And a edited, but fitting quote for the state of WarZ: "... game making should really be left to game making people, people who have a vague idea ... what they are doing."