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    Second Bronyism War

    One thing is for sure, that whole 'first come, first serve' buisness is really going to bite the Antis right in the arse.And that Ted plans it in again, isn't also exactly fair, come on, you skipped over both Don Buddha (Medic) and me (Soldier)on the Anti side of round one, in the place of two typical pub Scouts, and one of them has zero to none expirience in playing TF2 (9 hours as Scout, his main).
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    ITT: FACTS

    Whenever I play Heavy, and I am going in 'fuck everything' mode, thus using the Minigun over the FB, I feel dirty immediately afterwards.
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    THE BAN TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

    Hoo, boy, and that wasn't even the last of him.One of his self-deleted insults was Netherfur, which is pretty original to be honest, and another slew of insults that he deleted, hoping to avoid the mods.About half-a-year later, on a different forum, he, or the guy he is licking up against, GWK's lead admin, decides to insult me there even further, and promptly goes on to call the rest of the thread readers 'negroid ♥♥♥♥♥♥s sucking dicks',' lonely dickfucks', and all that jazz, while posting unfunny .gifs, which are temponary banable there. And that is not even counting the stupid shit he spread about the rest. He didn't make the end of the week, even through he was banned for 5 days in that week alone, which lead to a nice permaban. I then explained against the rest why that guy had a massive hate against me, concluding it was hard to feel sorry for his chronic lack of intelligence. The end.
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    THE BAN TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

    I really like HellJumper's comment.And here is my only infraction ever.
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    THE UNVEILING OF CUTTLEFISH!

    Thread's over people.
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    THE BAN TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

    Only one warning from 9 months ago, for flipping off that Cheeseboigah twat.In my first year of SPUF, I really have stayed out of trouble other than that.
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    Smache Brothers

    So:Favorite character: Yoshi (SSB/Melee), Lucario (Brawl)Favorite map: Hyrule Castle (SSB), Termina Bay (Melee), Spear Pillar (Brawl)Worst thing they added in Brawl : Fucking tripping man. That is a massive dick move when dodging final smashes.Best thing they left out from Melee: Roy, and some of the levels, like Poke Floats and Termina Bay, and no more N64 stages.Character you're hoping will be in the next game : Zero from the Megaman series. And Isaac from Golden Sun.Well, I would also like to play a game of Brawl with you lot if the oppeturniny arises.
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    THE UNVEILING OF CUTTLEFISH!

    On the bright side, I finally found a use for this.
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    share your worst jokes

    So a seal walks into a club.....
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    Guys what do I describe my strange scattergun.

    Got another one.'Two points for Don Buddha!'
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    Guys what do I describe my strange scattergun.

    No random critical hits, BALANCED.
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    The SPUF Civil War

    Everyone is dieing again!How tragic and unexpected!(Do we have someone take care of the bodies through, it is not that pretty.)
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    SPUF Highlander Team

    Spy and Heavy are my two main classes.I can play Soldier and DemoKnight, but I am sure that most of you play usual Demo and can play Soldier a bit better, but I am improving as Soldier lately.Keep in mind that I live in a totally different timezone, GMT+1, and may not be able to play on the times due to schoolwork.
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    SPUF VS The World

    I've got another idea, for people who do hate L4D2 Versus with a passion:Killing Floor, Normal or Hard, depending on the contestant's ranks.Let's see how long SPUF can stumble through the waves before collapsing like a usual thread.
  15. I tried Science, and I failed horribly. I ended up with a Officiers Ushanka.Oh well, better luck next time.
  16. Annnd I crafted a hat for the first time since I crafted the 2011 Spine-Twisting Skull. Lemme tell it in a small story. So, on one sunny evening in the midst of the Netherlands, some bloke decided that he was hungry. Now, this bloke, named Jordax, was not good at all at making food. And thus he decided to cook himself a Hot Dog in a Pot. This angered the cooking gods, who decided that the utter stupidness of cooking a Hot Dog, should be punished. By causing a disruption between the dimensions, sending the Dutchie back in time. To 834 to be exact, to the time the Vikings came to Holland to smash up their cities while sporting smashing good helmets. Well, Jordax gets pretty much thrown in one of the Netherland's famed farming fields, where he gets spotted by a lone Viking. Who, of course, comes in charging with an axe, which would have ended bad, if he hadn't brang along a Rightereous Bison, which, of course decides to spout out a crit, and totally disintergrate the Viking. Then, the universe decides that the sheer idea of a Modern Dutchie blasting away a Viking with lasers is so absurd, and so incredebly badly written, that it decides to create another timehole back to his own time, along with a Tyrant Helm from the late Viking if, he agrees to never write a story again about his crafts. http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1137413087421470919/18F3F1EBC83AB29B35B320408869DD23D5C72620/ tl;dr: I tell a crappy story and crafted a Tyrant Helm. Hurray. And I am going to do SCIENCE again tonight, on the SPUFServer, in a feeble attempt to gain one of the new hats.
  17. Well, I am also trying my luck tonight, and see if the RNG Gods will grant me a craftnumbered item.If they are not all gone again.
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    The SPUF Civil War

    BLIMEY, WE NEED TO GET A DETECTIVE IN HERE, PREFERABLY SOMEONE NAMED SHERLOCK.(A certainly unexpected way of asking of I can be on it too)
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    Steam Greenlight.

    So, why isn't a catagory for horror games yet, there are pretty many of them, and as most notable, The Intruder and Cry of Fear.
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    The Downfall of Curly Brace

    I think it is this Curly again; http://steamcommunity.com/id/WinryTheWrench/ Bravo Comeau. Now watch as the white knights will pile up on this like vultures to a dead horse.
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    LOL @ Get Wrecked Kid

    And now for the kicker: He is at least 20, going out of his voice.My guess is that he is a total neckbeard.
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    LOL @ Get Wrecked Kid

    Apperently, he thinks 9gag is the best thing that has happened to the internet ever, and that 9gag made it all themselves.He also buries you under a mountain of insults the moment you say his taste of anything, like his 'humor' is shit.This probably explains why he is acting like a total arse.
  23. We shall not forget him, he achieved along with his crew something that will forever be in our history. RIP.
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