Jordax

This is the dorkiest shit I've ever seen.

Which says a lot considering where we are.

Also, SHIT IS TUMBLING DOWN: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/09/17/Exposed-the-secret-mailing-list-of-the-gaming-journalism-elite

RIP my hopes and dreams for having Isaac playable, in fact, his entire franchise got offed by the looks of it. Poor bastard didn't even get to be kept as an Assist Trophy....

Also, I am seriously mad that

Dark Pit

got in. It is bad enough that

Ice Climbers and Snake

are gone, and we are getting a fucking literal

Pit reskin with a different Final Smash

in return. Truly, the epitome of wasted character slot in the Smash series so far.

A short summary of the latest bombshell: The IGF awards have always been bought, with the worst offender being Phil Fish with Fez, who had 8 out of 10 people in the jury who economically backed him.

Please tell me that's satire. Please for the love of Hale tell me that's satire.

 

It is not. It is just another quality article of Gemasutra. 

I don't think that their receding traffic isn't because of the Gamergate boycott, I do think that people are walking away from there because this is apparently what passes as an article around there.

Hm. I'm not sure on this.

Thing is, his most dangerous set isn't the dragon dance one. It's the bulky one. Claw, Wisp, Roost, Quake/Fire Punch, with a ton of special defense and HP stat investment. It makes for a very tough defender because the three types he's weak to (Rock Ground Dragon) are primarily physical attackers.

Admittedly a dragon dancer immune to burns is scary, but I've never seen him as that dangerous.

It seems to me that Smogon just wants to ban everything that can potentially break their boring 100-turn Toxic stallfests.

God dammit that looks cool and it's totally gonna be only in Japan.

I think that they will first release it in Japanese arcades, just like basically every other Japanese Fighter game, before putting it on international consoles.

Fucking Dark Pit gets apparently a spot on the roster.

Where the fuck is our boy Roy, Sakurai?

Ganondorf is not Mulletdorf from Hyrule Warriors, and STILL doesn't use swords.

Well excuse me while I am breaking something right now.

Unless smash 4 turns out to be such a steaming pile of shit that not even the ninty fanboys can claim it's fun, there isn't enough time left for any game to generate enough hype and spam enough advertising to outdo watch dogs' wow-it's-fucking-nothing-ness

Although there still is that halo but not halo thing

If Smash 4 ends up being not good, I wouldn't be surprised if Sakurai would commit seppuku right there and then.

But yeah, Watch Dogs showed that even a mediocre game can sell millions and can get 9+/10 reviews purely by getting advertised that much, and having trailer lie once again.

And on the latest SJW News: If you are against Quinn and her posse, then you are apparently a misogynist gaming terrorist. 

THE PLOT THICKENS.

I still have to play Dishonored, I got it when the price had an error and it went $3 for the complete edition, think my PC cant handle it though

I thought my PC couldn't handle it either. (It lacked something from the mininum settings, some shading stuff?)

It just ran fine. And hey, it never hurts to try, does it?

This didn't take long.

 

http://res-res-res.tumblr.com/post/95171251071/challengerapproaching-pic-of-the-day-for-august

 

:horse:

Looks like the SJWs never got good enough at Metroid to reach that ending picture.

Would you like to join the Brawl Club, guys?

 

I half expected a rule stating that it wasn't allowed to actually play the game, but that you picked a character and let the AI handle it.

 

 

 

So it turns out having max luck kind of breaks Fallout NV in half

Max Luck breaks every Fallout game. In 1 and 2, 10 Luck and the Sniper perk means guaranteed crits for EVERY hit.

 

 

Funniest thing is the casinos giving me basically infinite money. I can walk in with 100 caps and walk out with 2000 five minutes later

 

Same thing in the originals. As long as you had a decent sum of Luck (basically 7 and above) you can just hold down 1 and 4 when playing craps at casinos to automatically say "Ok I want to bet" and "I bet 50 caps" to gain infinite money.''

I am broke as shit half the time with my craptacular luck. So what I am going to do to ever get myself a Bozar, is to haul around 500 pounds of dropped weapons from Broken Hearts back to the Mojave.

 

 

So it turns out having max luck kind of breaks Fallout NV in half

Max Luck breaks every Fallout game. In 1 and 2, 10 Luck and the Sniper perk means guaranteed crits for EVERY hit.

 

 

Funniest thing is the casinos giving me basically infinite money. I can walk in with 100 caps and walk out with 2000 five minutes later

 

Meanwhile, I will be over here cursing myself by starting off with 2 luck.

I had a double nightmare about my upcoming driving exams, which I try for the second time now.

First I dreamed that I had around 200 Euros and all my important papers in my way too small wallet. It is in the building where you need to pick up your exam instructor, and while laying down my possessions for whatever reason, I notice my wallet is gone. Then, my exam instructor excuses himself, and goes to the toilet. To my horror, he climbs out of the small toilet window, and books it across the car park with my wallet. My exam instructor literally robbed me.

The second part was that I somehow got my driving permit, and I notice that the road ahead is blocked by the police. Everyone needs to stop, and everyone gets booked for the smallest of reasons. I got booked for the offense of driving 5 kph too hard while pulling away from the traffic lights. As my wallet is still missing, my car, a Jaguar (Nobody I know even owns a Jag...), gets impounded while I am somewhere on the Spanish Costa Brava and I have to continue on foot while the sun was starting to go under.

I awoke screaming both times.

Any form of matchmaking would be cool. Playing with and against people who aren't as dumb as a submerged brick in the North Sea is always more enjoyable than people who have just figured out what a mouse is.

doesn't help that it's got the worst prerequisites for obtaining ever

I thought the Regis were the lamest legendaries until Generation V came along. Especially the Kami Trio.

Regigigas is probably one of Gen IV's least wanted legendaries along with Phione.

OKAY, but like - What I don't understand is why the hell is Obama doing a press conference over this?!

ITS A FOREIGN PLANE. NOT LIKE WE SHOT IT DOWN.

 

or did we?

Apparently, because this is going to lead to Cold War 2 at the very least. 

Also, because everyone on board is from a NATO country. Most of them were Dutch, of whom 154 were aboard.

Other nationalities included 27 Australians, 23 Americans, 23 Malaysians, 11 Indonesians, 6 Britons, 4 Germans, 4 Belgians, 3 Filpinos and one Canadian. The other nationalities are still unknown at the time.

Also, it is almost certain that pro-Russian separatists are behind this. They tweeted about bringing down a plane at the same place before anyone else knew the flight went missing. Massive backpedaling ensued, and now they are claiming the Ukranians did it in a futile attempt to assassinate Putin. No, I am not making this one up.

And the clincher? The black box has been retrieved by the pro-Russian separatists. It has been sent to Moscow, Russia. While zero Russians as far as known were on the flight. They are scummy as fuck right now.