Jordax

I've got another idea, for people who do hate L4D2 Versus with a passion:Killing Floor, Normal or Hard, depending on the contestant's ranks.Let's see how long SPUF can stumble through the waves before collapsing like a usual thread.

I tried Science, and I failed horribly. I ended up with a Officiers Ushanka.Oh well, better luck next time.

Annnd I crafted a hat for the first time since I crafted the 2011 Spine-Twisting Skull.

Lemme tell it in a small story.

So, on one sunny evening in the midst of the Netherlands, some bloke decided that he was hungry.

Now, this bloke, named Jordax, was not good at all at making food.

And thus he decided to cook himself a Hot Dog in a Pot.

This angered the cooking gods, who decided that the utter stupidness of cooking a Hot Dog, should be punished. By causing a disruption between the dimensions, sending the Dutchie back in time.

To 834 to be exact, to the time the Vikings came to Holland to smash up their cities while sporting smashing good helmets.

Well, Jordax gets pretty much thrown in one of the Netherland's famed farming fields, where he gets spotted by a lone Viking.

Who, of course, comes in charging with an axe, which would have ended bad, if he hadn't brang along a Rightereous Bison, which, of course decides to spout out a crit, and totally disintergrate the Viking.

Then, the universe decides that the sheer idea of a Modern Dutchie blasting away a Viking with lasers is so absurd, and so incredebly badly written, that it decides to create another timehole back to his own time, along with a Tyrant Helm from the late Viking if, he agrees to never write a story again about his crafts.

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/1137413087421470919/18F3F1EBC83AB29B35B320408869DD23D5C72620/

tl;dr: I tell a crappy story and crafted a Tyrant Helm. Hurray.

And I am going to do SCIENCE again tonight, on the SPUFServer, in a feeble attempt to gain one of the new hats.

Well, I am also trying my luck tonight, and see if the RNG Gods will grant me a craftnumbered item.If they are not all gone again.

Originally Posted by Demospam IT IS ALWAYS IKEA MORIARTY, I SAY!

BLIMEY, WE NEED TO GET A DETECTIVE IN HERE, PREFERABLY SOMEONE NAMED SHERLOCK.(A certainly unexpected way of asking of I can be on it too)

So, why isn't a catagory for horror games yet, there are pretty many of them, and as most notable, The Intruder and Cry of Fear.

I think it is this Curly again; http://steamcommunity.com/id/WinryTheWrench/

I ♥♥♥♥ing used you for fame, you WHORE.

Bravo Comeau. Now watch as the white knights will pile up on this like vultures to a dead horse.

So your average 7 year old.Explains a lot.

And now for the kicker: He is at least 20, going out of his voice.My guess is that he is a total neckbeard.

Apperently, he thinks 9gag is the best thing that has happened to the internet ever, and that 9gag made it all themselves.He also buries you under a mountain of insults the moment you say his taste of anything, like his 'humor' is shit.This probably explains why he is acting like a total arse.

We shall not forget him, he achieved along with his crew something that will forever be in our history. RIP.

Man I loved that thread.

I wonder how much more of a trainwreck it would be for him if I stepped into that thread.That whole 'look how I reversed this furfags damage' totally backfired on him. (I am not aware how liking Pokemon = being a furfag)And looks like the only thing he wrecks, is his own image.

Because this forum has a lack of drama.

If you're talking about who I think you are, we've been friends for a long time. Oh the memories.It's your own damn fault for getting wrecked in the first place.

If he fricking needs to reserve the damage made by the guy he wants to dominate, to wreck him, all while talking crap to him in the most vile Southern accent I've ever heard, he is not being a good sport at all. That is like beating up a toddler and bragging about it. I just cannot stand that, lacking the honor to carry out a fair fight against an enemy. He still failed to dominate me, through.Bonus points for bragging about it when advertising his server on SPUF, though.Also, he seemed to know me the very moment I joined. Almost like he actually was Cheeseboigah all along. Which would make sense, they were both really rude twits.Look, the point I am trying to make here, is that judging people purely on their avatars is just incredebly stupid. That someone has an avatar from a show I don't like, doesn't mean that it is okay to harass and insult him/her for it.Link to the thread wherein Chesseboigah got his ban, for the people who forgot it:http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2596895&page=3

Cheeseboigah was in on this too?

Yes, Cheeseboigah was one of his cheerleaders, he adored him like he was the second coming of Christ.

Oh ♥♥♥♥, those guys. Their lead admin stalked my steam profile. And after I blocked him, he found out I've had been posting on Facepunch about him, on a thread called 'Find the worst Steam profile'. The post was made one month before I even met him, his profile alone made him seem like a total ♥♥♥♥♥♥, and man, he was the biggest ♥♥♥♥ I've ever met, and that all because he didn't like my profile pic. He kept throwing profanities at me all the time while I came upon his server by accident.(Taken from my Facepunch post about him)How the events went: His minion Cheeseboigah keeps showing of his obliviously farmed stranges on SPUF, insults everyone with a limited vocabulairy. He gets banned, everyone there forgets about it. Came across this very thread, found out that his profile was really worthy to be post alongside of a failling hacker who was about equally smart. I comment on his profile about farmed stranges, he begins to stalk and spam my profile under. For some really idiotic reason, I tried to battle him on his own server, he reserves my damage for no other reason of he is afraid of being beaten by anyone at all. Poor sport. Then he begins to even spam under my profile more with profanities, talking about his superiority,to the point that I am fed up with him, and block and delete his posts. Then, he discovers that I posted his profile a month before I even bloody met him. He begins to flaunt his superiority here, read act like a spoiled eight-year old would do who just learned his first insults. That continues untill his well deserved ban. And afterwards, he went on SPUF, made an account, and advertised his server, didn't get the response he'd hoped for, and then insulted Ned, leading to yet another ban. He is a total hypocrite through, he calls other people 'Creepy basement dwellers' for liking things he doesn't like. I saw him once playing 8 hours non-stop on his server. Which is 24/7 2fort. tl;dr It's led by the biggest dick I've ever met.EDIT: Oh wow, their forums use the same rating system as Facepunch. 0/10 Orginality.And furthermore, he doesn't even know what 'faggot' actually means. The lard-sized pufter.

What would be cool is if we occasionally set up the server in competitive mode and played a Highlander or 6v6 game of subSPUFers.

We did that before, the whole 'Brony vs. Anti' event.It was great fun, althrough some people did sabotage the Anti's.*coughscampcough*But sure, why not, it would be entertaining to do that again, with randomly made up teams.

Also -75% Portal 2 here, probably give it to one of my nephews.

http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/2668335Allright, who wants to fork over 500 bucks to look like the biggest ponce ever?

Yes, I do, perception is -3.5 in both eyes, can barely read my screen without glasses.I wear optics most of the time too.My little brother, however, has -1.5 in his 'good' eye, and a 'bad' eye of -10, which comes down to that he is not seeing anything except colors with that eye.

Where the fudge have you found IT?

Click on the Grenade Launcher on the 'Mercs' page.Here's to an early release so the European SPUF'ers can be too at the release party.

A fusion of me and my little brother's names together, because we shared an account for some game I have long forgotten.It is not a total fusion, we left a few letters out.The '142' is there in case 'Jordax' was already taken, my birthdate, and I just like the number in general.

ASDFGHJKLL THIS IS FRICKING GLORIOUS.Shit's on now, could we set up the SPUFServer to play it when it comes out in groups of six replacing each other after each round?And I kinda think I need a bot name too, does 'Jordbot' sound good?

You should install it and we should do a post-SPUFgamenight Killing Floor thingy.Me and Ted will get the crossbows.

In case you need more gents for that, I'll be the Medic. With that M7.

Umm, hello?