Medic

I know I'm late, but have you ever considered submitting an article to the Daily SPUF?

You've only realised this NOW? In 2019?

I remembered that this place exists.

Frankly I don't think adult me would be able too finish Pokemon Red/Blue. I'd probably accidentally break my game or something.

I was invited to play Pixelmon, a Pokemon mod for Minecraft, with my sister. I've come to realise that I know very little about Pokemon. Namely, what the fuck all these berries and potions do, and what each ability does. My party's also pretty shitty. Consists of a lvl20 Aron, a lvl10 Phanphy, a lvl18 Flaafy, a lvl21 Deino, a lvl19 Ralts and a level 1 Pidgeotto which has Fly, courtesy of the server I'm playing on. There's no fucking way child Medic would have been able to beat Pokemon Red/Blue.

It's all a bunch of bollocks no one can agree on anyway.

Merry Smissmas. Hope you get nice things.

Youtube only really cares about getting you to see as many ads as possible. I watched one Ashens video with him opening some shitty Kinder Surprise toys and saying what a waste of money they were and realised there are probably millions of videos of people opening up kinder eggs to keep kids glued to the screen and watching adverts.

Clearly people in general are cunts who can't read names properly.

Thanks, Raisin.

I'm getting genuinely pissed off with people's inability to read and spell. I have clients I have known for YEARS still spelling my name incorrectly. I set up a passive-aggressive email responder that automatically replies to the spelling of my email address incorrectly. I've corrected people hundreds of times. My name is at the bottom of every single email I send. People are just fucking stupid and don't care.

Really, Battle Royale games are easy to make compared to other games. Get a chunk of land, throw random items all over it, add a way for players to teleport in, create a reason for areas to become instant death zones, add a stupid banner when there's only one person left and pray that whoever did the net code is good at their job. The Danger Zone doesn't look too bad from what I've seen, but I can't help but think of this every time I read about it.

I have over a thousand posts on my personal writing website. No one actually reads any of my crap but here I am, still posting crap.

Wine is so poncy.

Aw I wanted to see that video. Nintendo lawyers are fast.