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Generic World of Warcraft character with boob armour and some green blades. Second place was a super accurate LoL character and third place was Lydia from Skyrim, both of whom were way better. Fifth place was supposedly Spyro the Dragon, but it was just some woman in boob armour (tits pushed together for extra cleavage) and her pants with gold and purple foam armour on. No tail, no wings, just a pair of horns that otherwise might have clued you in. Everyone thought she was a WoW character too. Should have made a Cinder costume, since she's the sexy female Spyro counterpart. It looked cool but you had to squint to see that it was Spyro.

If that's the case, then the amazing Singed I saw should have come first. Or the Scorpion from Mortal Kombat who was so dedicated to his character that he carried around a doll dressed up as Sub Zero and stabbed it with a sword. And my Minecraft is on patch 1.12, I think.

There was actually a second article yesterday, of me rambling about CCC2017, which I was updating at random. Why did they have everyone wait in a fucking boiling, not air-conditioned room for so fucking long, just to give the 1st place prize to the sister of a professional cosplayer who reused a costume from last year? There were so many amazing costumes, it's so sad they went for tits.

One PvE mission. About 20-30 minutes worth of content. Less if you're actually competent. That's it.

Somehow we have articles scheduled for a week in advance. Maybe we're going to have a few double-article days as well. A lot of stuff coming out right now.

Nope. Valve make easy money, why should they try to make money the hard way? Today, I have a look at Destiny 2. In the open beta. After a painfully long download.

Oh yeah DE made that shooter game that I completely forgot about once they changed the title.

I've been playing for 45 minutes and have spent about 15 minutes actually doing things. The other 30 minutes have been in cut scenes and loading screens. And now the game won't open at all.

Horse armour!

Chances are they won't respond. And why should they? "So what if a bunch of people stuck ten years in the past are pissed off that they never got a sequel? We're racking in the cash by doing fuck all so who cares?"

Well any game being talked about as major video game news always means that a bunch of people will pick it back up.

Congrats.

Yeah that was a stupid good idea on their part. Give the game out for free then create a deluxe edition with all DLC and give everyone a discount.

Right now the water coming out of my cold taps is hotter than the water coming out of my hot taps. Also I've been listening to the new QOTSA album, Villains, and eh, it's background music. It's nowhere near as good as Like Clockwork, Songs for the Death, Lullabies to Paralyze or even Era Vulgaris.

I'd actually describe it as not an MMO at all. You don't go around grinding for new weapons, you grind for experience and mods to put in your weapons. It's a bunch of mini coop shoot-and-slash missions combined with a leveling/crafting system. Also it's Captura. Just to differentiate from the Capture mission type that I showcased in that SPUF of Legend video the other day. But the best thing is that all screenshots in Warframe will be HUD-less if you use F6 instead of F12 and have "show hud in screenshots" turned off. TF2 kinda would be a good choice for a camera mode but there's already SFM and GMod.

Yeah that's really surprising. Also didn't know that 1. TF2 fell so low and 2. PAYDAY 2 and Warframe were that high up.

Oh god it's Battle.net. Fun. Either way, for journalistic integrity, I ought to download it and try it. Wish me luck. Edit: Wait it's not available until the 29th and ends on the 31st, I doubt I'm even going to have time to download this.

I want to make a comment saying that I don't want to get into Destiny 2 if I'm going to have to buy a bunch of DLCs down the line to make the game better, but my opinion is obviously going to be biased.

The damage control (or lack of) on this is going to be... interesting.

Reminds me of the very early seasons of Robot Wars where most robots were just remote-controlled odd shapes.

I worried for a moment that I hadn't stickied today's article.

One thing? I Appear Missing. There's something about this song that's somewhat haunting. It's not just a generic soft song, or even really standard QOTSA material, but it's beautiful and depressing and lonely all at the same time.

It would probably be more of a ton of teleporting via Nova than anything else. So yeah, a blur.