TheOnlyGuyEver

2000 Honda Civic. Was my grandparents'. Refuses to die. Window in the front passenger seat just suddenly started working again 3 days ago after years of not working. Probably possessed.

It's the most badass thing.

Bit late from me, but winners are up. Very pleased with all the results.

http://www.sourcefilmmaker.com/saxxyawards2017/ Nominees are up, if y'all didn't see. Shame the training video didn't get it. Also "Toy Fortress" is a fuckin carbon copy of last year's "Food Fortress" which won a Saxxy.

Oh what? Damn.

Makes ya feel better a turkey blew out my windshield once.

Get trail cam.

Watched all these a few days ago. Thoughts: -The Mann Co. Training Video is hilarious. Tipsy Duck always nails dark comedy. -Mountaineering Mercenaries is swell and funny. -Manned-Up Mannequins is an interesting idea that fits well into TF2. Well made, too. -Agent Gunn is incredibly well-made, and a welcome refresher from the usual stars of the TF2 mercs, while still having characters and environments that easily look like they could be in TF2 -Leak is a really odd idea, but ends up being really cool and really impressively made.

I just had such a cool dream! A friend and I were playing hide and seek in the neighborhood. I had to hide. There was this big, tall house at the end of the neighborhood, that'd never been there before. I sprinted down the street while she wasn't looking and knocked on the door. A 50-something looking lady greeted me and asked me who I might be. I told her my name was Paris, and she let me in with no question of my parents or who I was related to, as if I was already a known face. The interior of the house was magnificent, it looked like something out of the Gilded Age. Mahogany floors, brass railings, a grand chandelier and staircase splitting in two directions in the center of this seemingly impossible lobby! There were many people there, and I quickly caught word of why that was the case. Everyone there was all family, holding a banquet in honor of one of the oldest family members, who was on her deathbed. I was still playing a game of hide and seek, so I looked around the house for a good spot. The house had 7 floors, and several elevators (2 large ones and ~5 single-person ones), but I opted not to use the elevators; someone might ask who I was exactly. I explored several rooms of the labyrinth: an orchestra room, a chorus room, a dining hall, someone's bedroom (seemingly a kid, he had Breath of the Wild on PS4???), a bathroom, and eventually I reached the top floor, where the old lady was on her deathbed. Quite an awkward situation I was put in, I decided to comfort her as she died. If anything, it would lower suspicion concerning my identity. Someone pulled me aside, and questioned whom I was related to. There were many people at this house, and I quickly pulled a name from my head, saying I was "Aunt Jill's cousin". The man could not deny nor confirm my assertion, and dismissed me. I sensed tensions were getting high at this point- I've been wandering around this house rapidly and aimlessly with little mingling, and I had a feeling that man went off to express his concerns to others down below. I decided it was time for me to leave. I excused myself, saying I needed water, and hurriedly looked for an elevator. I found a single-person elevator in a bathroom, and quickly took it. The elevator's front was glass, allowing me to see all the other floors of the house as I passed down them. As I descended, the singers in the chorus room were practicing, the orchestra members were playing, and everyone else was gathered at a giant rectangular table, feasting in the dining hall. Everyone at the table, dozens of people, instantly turned to look at me descending in the elevator; they knew I was a fraud now. I finally reached the bottom floor, where the elevator let off on the other side of the lobby. The door was all the way opposite me, and I could hear footsteps coming down the stairs. I bolted for the front door, not wanting to get arrested today. I sprinted outside, but so did the man chasing me. I was faster however, and he gave up chase. Out of breath, I returned home down the street, and saw my friend as I did. I told her what had happened and she didn't even bother tagging me.

"Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo Switch: Ridley for Real This Time."

Alright this is great and all but when's the Waluigi main-series game?

Nintendo don't you dare fucking add a 3rd Link.

Sin

It's on the wiki though.

I have a fig tree. So fuck y'all who don't have fig trees.

Signatures are for wusses!

Big dump of small things. X-axis face direction graph: Ultra-quick snowy mountains: Animated Loop of that earlier Flipnote-style image: Weather Place:

Why would I give her ice skates when she doesn't ice skate?

Quick mockup of winter variants.

Can't deny, it fits.

Top 3 dream games: 3. A game which is basically Dark Souls but with the Bible. The token giant man boss would obviously be Goliath. 2. A remastering of Crystalis. 1. A dungeon-crawling roguelike where you play as an alligator (or croc. But preferably gator.) You become more powerful via upgrades at the end of each level, such as size increase, bite force, swim/walk speed. Maybe even stuff like increased damage while "lurking" or antibodies which slowly heal you (gators have shit in their blood which is really good at healing and preventing infection)

Dude on cliff overlooking the sea. There is a "sunrise" and "sunset" version; one is just darker than the other. Turned out exactly how I imagined it! I'm really happy with this one, came out fantastically.