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I'm already tired of the spaghetti background so I'll try to sell that for an extortionate price I collect dog emotes so I'm never selling the dog

i didnt know there was a soundcloud integrated link thing it looks really big anyway, music

​toby please stream this game

I hope Toby actually has plans to update the game, and at least finish Hard Mode. If anything it was cool seeing all of the upgraded enemies through the ruins. Prediction for Hard Mode Genocide final boss:

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I said I was going to write a big post about Undertale but I mean like I want more people to play this game with no expectations and just experience it. It's something else. Watch a trailer, play the demo, see what you think, pirate it if you have to, avoid spoilers and gameplay videos of it if you can. Stop reading this? I did want to write a Tobias-style wall of text, maybe without it sounding like a 10 year old's book report, but it's just how this game made me feel, man. Look, I did this before and that was two years ago for Cave Story. Undertale is a very different take on RPGs, most notably Earthbound which it heavily channels. I think the right term is JRPG? The game boasts the feature of being able to show all enemies you encounter "MERCY" instead of the traditional method of killing them for XP. And you can also kill every monster in the game, too, if you really want to. Maybe you've played Frog Fractions before (you should if you haven't)? I think you can compare it to this. It's just...pure misdirection at every turn and I love it. It psyches you out nonstop and just when you start catching on it plays something completely straight. Then you let your guard down and it mixes things up again. And the writing is really. Good. I don't play many RPGs as I said when I talked about Earthbound and Mother 3 but they tend to have a bunch of generic looking NPCs scattered around towns who give you a line of dialog, maybe a little hint about what to do, maybe a snippet of lore or just a "Hello." Like in pokemon there'll be some dude who looks like a Hiker who says "Oh man I came all the way over here from [NAME] Town and boy am I exhausted hohoho!". In Undertale every NPC is unique, and they all say something clever. And then you come back later on and they all say something else. And then you get a character's phone number and you can call him from almost any room in the game and he'll give you a unique line of dialog. It just makes you want to interact with everything, talk to everyone and creates this fantastic world where everything is living and breathing, as if you're able to physically reach out and touch it. I think for what looks on the outside like yet another indie pixelfest game to be able to immerse you like that is such a fucking achievement. You fall in love with this world and then you start thinking "hey, I know I'm supposed to do that, but what happens if I do this instead?". And instead of nothing of interest happening, Toby knows and he has something up his sleeve for you. Every time. "The dog has been pet? What if I KEEP petting the dog?" The game isn't very long if you ignore everything and run through it but you shouldn't and you probably won't. Some choices are so difficult it's worth playing through more than once just to see what would happen. There is always more to discover. Toby Fox's name might be familiar to you if you've ever read a....certain...webcomic? But he wrote this game and did all of the music and it's just so good. He makes it with free soundfonts and synths but it just works so fucking well. Every track crafted perfectly for every scene, he throws out leitmotifs like crazy (you bet your ass the first song you hear in the game is going to show up again during the last boss fight). A game's soundtrack means a lot to me and this one is just perf. Not much else to say. I'm tired and it's great. You can date a skeleton, there are like ten dogs, and a goat is your mom. Play it

I think I fucked something up in undertale horribly so I'm going to play through it at least one more time. It certainly won't be a chore. I fucking love this game. There have been more than enough dogs for me to love it

Coincidentally we're going through my stuff as I move out and my mum found a toy gun (literally just wood in the shape of a gun) that I got in Virginia when I was like 6. We got stopped at the airport but just got sent on our way after a chat with airport security. I'd imagine it would have gone differently if it was post 9/11 and I wasn't white

Nailed it. get well soon toby

high quality tusk/tiny (with no points in grow) rule 34 with two frames of animation

That's literally what it's about though

http://webmup.com/af3b8/vid.webm

MACHINE HEEEEAD

me too thanks, I'd literally be drowning in pussy as well if it wasn't for my impeccable moral code and sense of self-control

​ I won't be around then. Gee this sure is difficult huh?

Yeah if you liked the first season of Milky Holmes the second season really improves on it. or Ika musume

http://pastebin.com/m1NBFjtG You can tell Flax was behind the writing of almost all of those. Still pretty good though, looking forward to actually hearing them

​ That Blurred Lines one is really good

Loved it, was easily my favourite of this season so far. It was fantastic that they brought back all of those characters from the first season who I'd completely forgotten about

Ey yo what the fuck put me down, 5k hours and MMR still in production (I'm doing each of my 10 placement games in thousand hour intervals) If we actually get this going I'll gift an inscribed Waldi to one lucky playerplayer on the winning team

​Copy that ​Wait whoa what happened? Did this poor excuse of a forum outlive MLM? http://forums.onyxarmada.uk/index.php?/topic/3760-and-a-good-day-to-you-all/ HNNGG That passive aggressive crypto post, nice