Raison d'être

might be NSFW depends on how cool your boss is Spoiler This is funnier than it has any right to be.

Improved Coupons is so bad, for 4 tech points you could get a drill skill, nerves of steel or rifleman/sharpshooter, any of which is better than it. There was crafting in Payday?

I had a dream that my dad and I were at a subway station or something, and he put a piece of bread on the third rail and it started smoking. We ran out of there and then had a light lunch outside.

Sticky's down.

Halo and Halo 2 are both on the PC now. $520 + an annual fee is a lot of money for a bit of nostalgia. CS is not really anything like TF2, and if it weren't for the engine it wouldn't be anything like TF2. If you're not good at twitch aiming, you can't be good at CS. Personally, I don't think CS (at least CS:Source) is that fun a game honestly.

Pretend it's an M16.

http://www.overkillsoftware.com/bigfatmusicupdate/ Payday has better music than it has any right to have.

Legion = edgy "fuck the system" teenager who cuts themselves House = person who wastes his vote in national elections Yes Man = greedy fucker NCR = decent dude with morals who knows what the best choice is

Fallout 3 would've been a much better game if it didn't have an engine with the stability of a Pinto getting rear ended by a freight train.

I don't wanna be "that guy" that says all new games are shit, but that list looks suspiciously modern. Everyone I know, for example, says that Rome 2 is worse than the original Rome.

Would you print with her subSPUF?

Anyway, my price is two billion dollars. Give me two billion dollars, and I'll endorse your crap. — Markus Persson (@notch) He wasn't joshin'. It's more than the GDP of several independent nations, such as the Central African Republic.

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Goonhud is pretty nice. Spoiler The bodies block bullets/explosives but not movement, so you can surf inside piles of corpses without being hit by cops unless they're also inside the corpses.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance looks pretty neat.

The vehicle can be "armed" with multiple weapons, such as a 6,000 round per minute twin BB Gatling cannon,[1] a "LOHAS" launcher which fires either water bottles[3] or possibly fireworks,[2] and a powered humanoid hand called the "iron crow" that is capable of picking up objects, and is linked to the pilot by "what appears to be a Nintendo Power Glove".[1]

I really want to like the G3 because it looks so nice but compared to the FAMAS it just isn't good enough (but then again nothing really is, AR-wise). Spoiler Hopefully it's better with the DMR kit. also rate names

What the fuck is the difference between a smartphone and a smartwatch, other than that a smartwatch is worn on the wrist? I swear, you could slap "smart" in front of anything, make it play Tetris and maybe give it a notepad function and make a fortune.

I had a dream where I had 495 rep instead of 500 and I was wondering which abusive mod or mods had negarepped me. Why are my dreams so fucking awful?

You didn't even save it?

But I just pet my dog!

Gonna need to see some proof of that in the saloon.