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On 7/27/2026 at 8:51 PM, A 1970 Corvette said:

Isn't that just IRC? Sounds extremely on theme for an online fansubbing group, especially during that era

It does sound like IRC. I remember using it about 11 years ago - was a real blast from the past. Kinda makes me realize that KIDS THESE DAYS don't know pre-Discord internet. Goddammit you'd be on SKYPE and you'd LIKE IT! And then you would add 500 dudes to your friend group's call and like 20 would join and hang out for like 30 seconds and then only 2 guys would stick around and it would get awkward.

My computer does this "memory training" thing after a cold boot where it powers up, displays the BIOS splash screen, then turns off and restarts but displays no signal for about 10 minutes. THEN it'll boot normally. The only reason I know this is because I googled the mobo's BIOS code + light (15 + orange light) but other than that I would have had NO indication. While in general it's fine now that I know, since I just moved and the movers weren't as careful as I'd like the anticipation was fucking killing me this time.

On 6/19/2026 at 1:17 AM, A 1970 Corvette said:

It's okay I feel exactly the same whenever I read my own posts

I feel the same reading your posts as well!

I like wikis but I still think 90% of wiki content could be replaced by game-specific versions of the Payday 2 Long Guide. Shame that type of thing isn't more common especially for newer games.

On 4/12/2026 at 2:54 PM, Gyokuyoutama said:

Today I learned that all the hamsters of Hampture are dead. Not because they drowned or there was a mechanical issue, but because they just got old.

I completely forgot about Hampture until this post. I feel like that's one of those things where if you're on the internet at a certain point you just know about it for a week and then forget about it, like the Harry Dresden Ring guy. Kinda like a meme, but... not really you know?

On 4/13/2026 at 7:00 AM, hugthebed2 said:

Based on the fact that profile statuses aren't private on this site, I wonder ifsername  people ever see it after websearching only to find random profile posts. I checked in Incognito and theres some visible older posts but its inconsistent.

 

i've just been thinking lately how much someone could garner about me from my username and came to the conclusion that AI scrapers are probably the only thing that have used the ArchiveTeam SPUF archive.

 

So thanks Archiveteam

I remember thinking that a while ago, and while you can get inconsistent results I don't think they would matter that much. Also, I tried to use the SPUF archive to search for an old video my friend and I have been trying to find for like 15 years and kinda gave up because I couldn't get it to search consistently (especially since I didn't even know how to search for my query in the first place, which isn't really the archive's problem).

I was gonna say, the machine nailed it by making me a fat retard, so it all pencils out in the end.

Something similar happened to me when I was in college, my school Gmail account would sometimes just stop opening on my Firefox even after clearing Google and related cookies. It would work in Private browsing but then I'd have to type my shitty School Approved:tm: password every time which sucked. I eventually ended up putting it in a Firefox container and that would work... until an indeterminate amount of time later where it would also display the same behavior. So I would delete the old container, make an identical container, and then repeat the process until I graduated.

Merry 30th of December!

They dropped two tracks this week - fuck yeah.

Could it be?

https://x.com/Protomen/status/1973844173959938288

Spent 3 years cooking up that banger

On 6/10/2025 at 8:04 PM, Gyokuyoutama said:

For those who don't want to watch, he discusses a phenomenon where children remember being able to float on the air down the stairs (but not up the stairs.)  This is something that they are only able to do in private, and lose the ability to do when they get older. And it's never something that can be used to go up the stairs, only down them. Apparently this is something that a lot of people remember.

I had something similar to me when I was a kid. I distinctly remember floating down to my bed from the ceiling (standard ceiling, so maybe 7 feet from the ceiling to the bed). Of course I know it wasn't real... but it felt very real, and still kinda does.

On 8/4/2025 at 12:53 PM, A 1970 Corvette said:

Every now and then I get a dream where it's all very vague but one single part will be super coherent, but that only makes it more confusing. 

 

In a dream I got a discord message from my friend asking if my FGO account was banned. I haven't played FGO for years, and I didn't do anything banworthy on it, AND my friend doesn't care about any mobage, AND he also would understand that I don't do stuff that'd get me banned, AND he also knows how games work nowadays so he couldn't  be asking if it was banned due to inactivity, AND he doesn't even know I played it at all, AND even if he did see me play it like seven years ago he'd have forgotten by now!

 

None of it makes sense.

I used to have dreams about being banned on SPUF, particularly when I was at the 8/10 infraction limit.

I roll stock + flare gun + powerjack just because there is literally nothing better than lighting a 125er up and blasting him with a direct flare gun hit and having him die instantly and make the crit death scream. I'll use the shotgun if there's another pyro who's pissing me off.

5 hours ago, A 1970 Corvette said:

To be fair that's western porn games dying, so not a big loss*, though actually they've tried to pressure eastern outlets like dlsite too in various ways which sucks. I do wonder what the rest of the week has in store for us though

 

*user was banned for this opinion

The issue (irrespective of gooner slop) is that there's the potential - and really logical next step - of making anything with boobs in it the equivalent of an AO game in the early 2000s. Which is to say, basically unavailable through commercially viable channels. This new crap is basically just a harsher ESRB system.

This entire channel is gold.

On a shitty slot machine advertising video kick (you know how it is).

I think I remember talking about that, and that we concluded it was just a bunch of web crawlers.

On 6/21/2025 at 10:42 AM, A 1970 Corvette said:

honestly I was just thinking back to how many threads were made fairly early on in subSPUF history (like the one that was just ':(' and nothing else) and how getting to 5000 isn't really that much of a crazy milestone but more of just a passing coincidence that it was noticed at all. To be fair it is listed on the site's main page but who's reeeaaally scrolling all the way down to check?

This place was bumpin' back in the day. Remember the TF2 trolling video?

I think it's because a large part is that matchmaking nowadays is usually based on ELO, while back in the day this probably still happened but was more rudimentary and, importantly, unknown. Now here's the important thing - it was a lot harder to smurf back then since when those games were new and poppin', they cost $60, but a lot of competitive shooters these days are F2P. So nowadays we have 1) heightened importance of skill in the matchmaking process and 2) a very easy way to show to the matchmaking system that you're not a skilled player.

Some guy who just got the game for Father's Day and barely knows how to move his character is now in the lobby with SkullCrusherX's smurf and to the matchmaking system they are at the exact same level, when obviously they fucking aren't. It's easy to get frustrated at the system in that case, even if the true cause is deeper.

5 hours ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Looks like Space Jam isn't the only webpage that hasn't been updated since 1996:

 

https://www.two4u.com/pizzacats/index.html

 

EDIT: Compare this to the Fandom Samurai Pizza Cats wiki and tell me that 90's web design was worse than what we have now.

Don't forget https://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm

I've been out of state a few times for business, and each time I'll usually switch on the TV because my laptop sucks and what else am I gonna do for the two hours I have before I have to sleep? There's not too much out there besides popular reruns and drama mills like Housewives of X. I did get to watch Die Hard 1, 2 and 4 (not 3) over two separate occasions, which I probably would never have seen otherwise, but those aren't exactly cult classics.

Reminds me of how sometimes my Win11 work laptop drains its battery overnight and sometimes it doesn't. I shut the clamshell the same each time, and every other laptop I've had would say "Alright, hibernate time" and have almost imperceptible battery loss overnight. And sometimes my work laptop does and the next morning it's at 95%... and sometimes it doesn't and I'm at about 30%.

Maybe it's some of the corporate crapware weighing it down. Or maybe it's just because it's busy season and the laptop turns off at 11 and goes on at 9 so the battery drain doesn't matter to me either way.

On 2/15/2025 at 12:13 PM, A 1970 Corvette said:

I wonder how fucked up the field of linguistics has become with the advent of the internet. Maybe it's gotten easier since the internet has collapsed into like five sites that anyone uses though

I remember reading this a little while back, might interest you. Basically, regional varieties of English are starting to lose their uniqueness as kids/young people learn language more from the innernet than from other people in their community.

On 1/22/2025 at 9:58 PM, Gyokuyoutama said:

The history of book covers, as told by the Hardy Boys:

 

 

Now I realize that this isn't entirely fair since they didn't update the cover art much after the 50's (I'm not sure exactly when the paperback edition art came into being; I'm guessing based on the style of the text.)  The last two are also not "official" editions but rather editions made after the book went public domain.

 

But honestly this tracks with what I've seen in book stores.  Various hand drawn art for most books through the 90's.  Ever more minimalistic, cell shaded style artwork when we get into the 00's.  This creeps into just having collages with stock art as we get into the 2010's.  Lazier than you thought possible by 2020.  And of course, AI generated art now.

I remember a lot of the 1980s style covers from my childhood (no, I'm not THAT old). Always gave me "stuff to check out from the school library" vibes.