<Witty Name>

Well, if your other little brother didn't come in, then he'd probably have summoned Satan to take the cups off and then you'd have Satan in your house and that's a big inconvenience.

If you're talking about those pieces of rubber masquerading as shoes, then Crocs are pretty much the worst thing since sliced Hitler. I wear heavy steel-toed work boots everywhere I go.

so close

silent hill pls go

it's happening for real this time r-right?

my new gaming team is the big dick bunch

A no-hitter is when a team gets zero successful hits - meaning that they hit the ball in-bounds and then made it to first base. If you're not familiar with how strikes/balls work, a strike is counted for each time the batter swings and misses, swings and hits a foul ball (unless that would be the third strike), or doesn't swing but lets the ball pass through the "strike zone". A ball is counted when the ball misses the strike zone and the batter doesn't swing. If you get three strikes, you're out. Four balls, however, grants you a walk, which lets you advance to first base for free. This means that it's possible to score points without actually hitting the ball. A ground out is when a fielder gets the ball and throws it to base before the batter can make it, which means that he's out. I'm not sure why it was brought up in this context, since it's definitely not how you score points.

B or E, I'd say A is literally why

I once bench pressed 50 pounds do you wanna fight

>strategies tryhard alert just mass villagers and duke it out like men

Offer to install 25 PC tune-up utilities to make her computer go faster

The comments are great, as always science is censorship because it answers questions

is that not supposed to happen hang on I'm going to the doctor's office

Nah, he got the joke it's a thing from the payday general on /vg/ pls

tfw

It probably got offended because Guy said "ass"

Isn't she the quirky goth scientist girl who does quirky things because she's quirky

Shame about the sword. Definitely looks fixable, though. I don't have a Facebook account so I can't see the album, unfortunately. I'll just mock your taste in culture instead guys I'm hacking the computrons!!!!!

the word "dank" now has the putrescent quality of the corpse of a horse that is lodged in a septic tank it's not very good

Politicians, as well as the general public, understand computers as well as I understand Swahili.