<Witty Name>

Set<Scrub> spufMemberList = new HashSet<Scrub>(); spufMemberList.add(medic); spufMemberList.add(commander); spufMemberList.add(wittyName); Whoops, compile error on line four. Can't add an MLG user to the Scrub list.

Wow. Those starts are more irrelevant to reality than I expected.

Nope. You forgot to include obnoxious comments, such as: //maximum wreckage engaged //mlg powers active //420 blaze it

I didn't use many nicknames. I did have a brief spree of stupid names with too many apostrophes in them, though.

Truly a master ruseman I am no mere Ruseman, but rather a Master Ruseman Grade Three

Round 1.5: Chemistry α_X=[X]/[Total] K_f=[My^(n−4) ]/[Mn^+ ][y^(4−) ] α_(y^(4−) )∗K_f=[My^(n−4) ]/([Mn^+ ] C_EDTA ) That was the goal all along commander.ruse(Ruse.MAXIMUM); System.out.println(">> " + commander.isRused()); >> true

chown: changing ownership of `/': Operation not permitted chown: changing ownership of '/': Operation permitted due to critical scrub levels

elitenoscopehacker@thesupremecommander: chown us / I now control all of your bases.

I should make a series of computer science related tutorials wherein I put everything in terms of hats. That would probably click well with the SPUF audience. "So your counter has 250 hats right now. The problem is, you only wanted 249. This is what we call an off-by-one error, or, to use its technical name, 'too many hats'."

Java's notorious slowness isn't really as bad as it's made out to be, although the memory issue can become annoying. It's the tradeoff for running in its own sandbox, I suppose. also cmdr.getSkill(); error: OperationNotSupportedException

Aka JavaScrub

ELI5: What the hell does this all mean? The former is a crude example of Java's object-oriented class system. A class is said to extend another if it inherits the other class's properties. It looks something like this: class Mammal extends Animal Inheritance creates an is-a relationship- the Mammal class is an Animal, along with some other features. Ergo, a ForumUser is-a Scrub, and everyone is a scrub. The latter looks like some sort of event listener (I'm not familiar with the language). The general idea of event listeners is to permit event-drivenprogramming. As the name implies, the code actually reacts to things that happen. In this case, whenever a NonWittyUser executes a 'chat' action, the listener throws an error implying that the user is just spewing meaningless drivel.

It's neither to people who care about it. Like I try showing the work I've done in Networking to people and get blank stares but I absolutely love to do it I've tried understanding programming once. It ended horribly with me nearly deleting System 32. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not at this point. Programming is, in my opinion, an elegant and straightforward way to represent logical expressions. It can become convoluted, but it's ultimately no worse than explaining to someone the same concept that a given algorithm describes (and often less complex, since it's stripped of ambiguities and needless filler). Now, the nonsense I've been spouting here is mind-numbingly silly. I don't use Prolog to assert that I'm not a scrub, nor does Commander use event listeners to raise exceptions if non-witty poeple talk. They're all (generally) based off of actual logic, though. If you'd like me to deconstruct them, I'd be happy to.

I'm tempted to backtrace your virtual RAM allocation matrixes and reverse-NAT them so hard your firewall runs out of quantum states and causes a total core dump of all your multiplexed T1 cache stacks. Check your non-pulpy-blob privilege. But what if guy is pregnant?

Yeah, well your face is a BIGINT. grep skill commander I have no skill I am envious of Witty's skill I wish I had skill My lack of skill makes me sad I should give Witty admin because he is so skilled

I consulted Prolog: 1 ?- scrub(commander). true. 2 ?- scrub(witty). false. 3 ?- wrecks(witty,commander). true.

Huh, did you remember to do your unit tests? It's giving errors when you say anything. >> this.commander.getListOfRetorts().size(); 0

Minecraft updated to version 1.7.7 recently. It's only minor stuff, but it involved a protocol switch that makes it incompatible with older versions. You'll need to downgrade to version 1.7.5 in the launcher to connect to the server (1.7.2 and 1.7.5 are compatible).

Huh, that's quite a clever concept. But what's up with the numbers? I presume they're atomic mass, but then we should see this progression: 2H (deuterium) --> 4He --> 8Be (unstable) --> 16O --> 32S --> 64Ge (unstable, too light) --> 128 Gd (unstable, WAY too light). You'd get to Ge and then everything would just undergo electron capture / positron emission and turn into wildly different species.

I still have some series #1 crates. Can I trade them for eleventy billion themed orbiting buds unusuals?

That table is bound to be misleading, since some items (Boots of Travel, for example) are more of a result of a won game than items USED to win a game. Correlation and causation don't necessarily go hand-in-hand.

I'd just like to remind everyone that this exists