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    Banning the Word "Bossy"

    Do you have any proof that the word is only or mainly used for girls? Growing up, I saw it used both ways. I've already said it, but someone who is too afraid of criticism to lead isn't a going to be a leader. If women need a different word just for them, doesn't that defeat the purpose of equality?
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    Banning the Word "Bossy"

    What about the girls who ARE bossy? Are they just supposed to reinforce their spoiled behavior?
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    League of Legends

    http://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/209ogj/league_scandal_must_read_source_by_former_pro_adc/
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    Banning the Word "Bossy"

    We're talking about the people who have degrees in women's studies and then complain there aren't enough women in engineering. They have to blame natural leanings of the genders on something instead of facing facts. EDIT Also, who wants their leader to be someone so weak they break under the most basic criticism?
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    Anime General Discussion

    T-thanks I meant from a psychology standpoint.
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    Anime General Discussion

    For some reason I think you'd like Welcome to the N.H.K.
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    Magic The Gathering (TCG)

    http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE Magic tournament photos.
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    Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft

    And you can finally get the hearth stead.
  9. Mocking people behind their backs is fun!

    1. FrozenFirebug
    2. Mersopolis

      Mersopolis

      I'm not really one who says bad things about other people.

    3. Skye

      Skye

      "The next time you stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face."

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    Animation General

    I can't stand that show. It irritates me on some deep level and I don't know precisely why. It's like hipsters and douchebag fratboys got together to make the worst show possible.
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    The Stick of Truth

    Came out today. It's pretty glorious. If you like South Park or classic rpgs, you'll love it.
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    Cute stuff.

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    Game Grumps

    They should have played a jew. Probably do my second play through as a jew on Kyle's side.
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    Shit might hit the fan on Ukraine

    I really wish Putin would get assassinated, but I guess that'd make things even worse.
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    Aminal Crosses

    Where can you get that?
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    Aminal Crosses

    Animal Crossing. That game you play a bunch when you start, only do your routine after a while, and then eventually get bored and stop all together. Isabelle is adorable though.
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    Shit might hit the fan on Ukraine

    I dont think many people will be Putin up with what he is doing? That pun was so bad you must have been russian to make it.
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    Shit might hit the fan on Ukraine

    With Putin acting the way he is, how long until we get another Cold War?
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    DualJay's Double Dong Destiny

    Dualjay sat alone on the pier of a lake. The cold February winds coming off of the lake chilled him to the bone, but he was too sad to care. A single tear slowly rolled down his cheek and fell into his open palm. His tear-soaked palm held several small stones which he had spent the last half-hour plopping into the lake one by one. The stones caused his reflection to ripple, but even with his distorted reflection, Dualjay was able to make out that Skye standing behind him. Skye sat down next to Dualjay, carefully wiping a tear away from his cheek with his finger. "Why the tears, Dualjay?" Skye asked giving Dualjay a concerned look. "Ever since the >Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012 no man has been able to satisfy me in bed. Rammite came back so pumped up with manliness from all the goat headbutting and air band rocking that he wore me out like a cheap pair of shoes." Dualjay answered, now even more tears rolling down his cheeks. Skye sighed and put an arm around Dualjay. He then said with his most comforting voice. "We've all been there my friend. One day you're on the top of the world. The next, not even the biggest bad dragon dildo can satisfy you. Have you tried paying a visit to Tyrone?" Dualjay nodded lightly and then looked away from Skye before quietly saying. "Not even Tyrone could do it for me, and you know how awesome of a bro he is." Skye looked at Dualjay with a shocked expression on his face. Thankfully, Dualjay was still too busy looking deeply into his own reflection in the water to notice. Skye didn't say anything to Dualjay, he just sat there and thought to himself. "If Tyrone couldn't satisfy him, then no mere mortal can." Huff slowly approached the two from behind, not sure if he was interrupting anything serious. "What has you two looking so gloom?" Huff asked, still a ways down the pier from them. Skye rubbed Dualjay's back and replied. "Dualjay can't find any man that can satisfy him, not even Tyrone with all his bro powers could." Dualjay grew more sad hearing this, and curled forward, barely able to keep himself from falling off of the pier. "Tisk tisk tisk." Huff said wiggling his finger at the two before continuing. "You should have came to me first with this problem. I could have saved you a lot of tears." Dualjay turned around almost instantly with a gleam of hope in his eyes. "It's simple, you just have to step up to double dongs." Huff said walking closer to the two. "Double dongs?" Dualjay and Skye said together with confused looks on their face. Huff gave them a sagely nod before answering. "It's simple, you just to have them use a strap-on too. It's twice the man, for half the price." Dualjay leapt to his feet and ran up to Huff, planting a man kiss on his lips. "Why don't they teach about double dongs in school? It could save so many lives." Dualjay declared walking past Huff with a skip in his step. Huff shed a tear of pride as he said. "They say I teach them... about double penitration, but it's really they who teach me... about double penetration." Dualjay didn't get two steps past Huff before a 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon pulled onto the pier. It recklessly sped towards them, and then came to a screeching halt inches from hitting Dualjay. Skye quickly rose to his feet and raced towards Dualjay screaming. "That 1964 Buick Skylark Sport Wagon can only belong to one man... Tyrone!" They all gasped in unison as the door of the 1964 Buick Skylark SportWagon opened revealing an afro. "My Tyrone senses done been tinglin' all day. Who be talking smack about mah dick?" Tyrone shouted getting out of the car and walking towards the group. Dualjay pointed a shaking finger at Skye to try and frame him. Tyrone stared Skye down, removed the rings from his right hand, and then plunged his right fist right into his chest. "Skye!" Dualjay and Huff screamed out while watching Tyrone pull Skye's still beating heart out of his chest. "Messin' with Tyrone ain't fo the faint of heart." Tyrone said before swallowing Skye's heart whole. Huff shaking with anger shouted at Tyrone. "Tyrone is a real bro, he would never eat another bro's heart!" Tyrone started laughing. Then Tyrone's laugh started to change into a laugh Huff and Dualjay haven't heard in a long time. With a completely different voice Tyrone said. "It's true, Tyrone is a real bro. That's why he let me hollow out his stomach and turn him into my robot slave." Tyrone then took off his shirt and pulled back the skin on his stomach to reveal that Binary, the angry midget, was controlling Tyrone. "Binary! I was told you were killed with a bad dragon dildo on top of the rocky mountains." Dualjay screamed hiding behind Huff. "And why are you naked?" Huff questioned while forcing Dualjay out from behind him. Binary laughed before replying "The rocky mountains were only a setback, and do you have any idea how hot it gets in here? I'd sweat to death if I was wearing clothes." This gave Huff an idea to save the day. Huff leapt at Tyrone and pulled his already sagging pants down. "Dualjay look! DOUBLE DONGS!!!" Huff screamed falling at Tyrone's feet. Dualjay looked at Tyrone and Binary and saw it was true. With Binary hanging out of Tyrone's torso, there was indeed double the dong. "I must embrace my double dong destiny" Dualjay screamed while leaping to save the day. Then everyone remembered that Dualjay died at the end of the Rocky Mountain Man Quest 2012, so he was a ghost the whole time. The end.
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    Such Fun Much Why Very WoW

    You mean, water it down? WoW's last good expansion was the Wrath of the Lich King. Wrath sucks compared to current. Besides Ulduar, people just need to take the nostalgia goggles off.
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    Animation General

    I'd say Adventure Time is the most overrated show on TV right now. It's not bad or anything, people just place it on too high of a pedestal. Like Futurama
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    Such Fun Much Why Very WoW

    Because when it came out it was a great game, and Blizz had 9 years to improve on it and add more content for you to do. Then you also have the lore, the art style, the unique races, the unique classes, and gnomes.
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    Animation General

    This was found hidden in a frame recently.
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    Animation General

    Rick and Morty is one of the best shows Adult Swim has shown in a long time. The other being China Illinois. I haven't seen a show increase in quality so much between seasons ever. I liked the first season, but it's no where near the second in animation, story, characters, etc. Comparing it to the youtube videos that the show came from is an even bigger leap. Plus Hulk Hogan as the dean is the best thing ever. The Amazing World of Gumball is also a great visual feast.
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    Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft

    For all you warriors out there. Oh Garrosh and his daddy issues.
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